import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/m/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Patlabor(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Patlabor';
int postNumber = 22547377;
String image = '1711480956756457.jpg';
String date = '03/26/24(Tue)15:22:36';
String comment = 'The Mobile Police';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22547805 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)18:24:59') {

'To the anon who made the /m/ sings patlabor threads, would you mind sending me the submissions you got from it? Thanks - Mixer Anon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22547843 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)18:44:06'  && image=='Waste Canister XIII.jpg') {

'>>22547377
Who drew this shirt, and why did he give Noa thicker hair?
Doesn't look like any of the official artwork.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22551348 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)16:08:02'  && image=='s-l1600 (7).jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22551360 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)16:15:39') {

'I wish the christophe gans movie would have happened, it got canceled due to lack of funds. That frenchman is insane enough to do some cool shit';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22551373 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)16:23:22') {

'>>22551360
>christophe gans' Patlabor
WHAT'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22551380 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)16:27:19') {

'>patlaboring
yawn'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22551388 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)16:33:13'  && image=='qdsqsd.png') {

'>>22551373
>HE DOESN'T KNOW
https://archive.wikiwix.com/cache/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.patlabor.info%2Fgans.htm#federation=archive.wikiwix.com&tab=url'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22551416 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)16:42:00') {

'>>22551388
NO I DIDN'T KNOW
That sounds pretty cool, I think he could pull it off.
>umm it wasn't made but that's a good thing
I hate journos.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22551549 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)17:51:28') {

'>>22547843
>>22548555
>>22547377
Takashi Akaishizawa (Pic Related)

I recognised his artowrk'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22551593 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)18:11:17'  && image=='__rio_cream_lemon_and_1_more_drawn_by_akaishizawa_takashi__sample-4725cb35368d4dc97279078025e177ce.jpg') {

'>>22551549
Oops, forget pic'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22551734 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)19:13:17'  && image=='no_way.png') {

'>>22551388
I wonder if they would have tied it in to that reporter lady and the episode where she makes a documentary about Noa at work... probably not, but a man can dream.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22551856 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)20:29:53'  && image=='1632793719487.jpg') {

'>>22551380
>>patlaboring
Yeah the Early Days OVA can be pretty underwhelming.
It has it's moments, but the interactions and situations are really tame compared to what you'd see in the manga, TV series and The New Files.
>there's a bomb pointed at a conference center
>Noa and Ota have to fly over a bridge to reach it
>they can't defuse it, but Kanuka saves them in the nick of time
Meanwhile, in the TV series:
>there's a bomb at a dig site
>Noa and Kanuka are assigned to it
>turns out that there's also a dragon stomping around the caverns
>Kanuka stays behind to stall it, but Noa saves her anyway and they manage to dispose of both the dragon and the last bomb in one fell swoop
Not that big on the movies either, though I appreciate the larger sense of scale.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22551861 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)20:32:35') {

'>>22551380
You are drooling again.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22554335 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)02:19:15'  && image=='1704667023743658.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22554341 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)02:21:41') {

'>>22551856
I like P1 but P2 just feels like Oshii ripping away everything that made a franchise appealing to write a neoliberal screed.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22554388 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)03:02:05') {

'>>22551856
Found it to be the other way around, I've left the TV series at the last 15 episodes or so. Not bad, just kind of generic, there was a lot more mystery to the films and the OVAs that the series doesn't get across.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22554468 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)05:01:23') {

'>>22547377
Is it gay to fuck a tomboy like Noa?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22554639 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)09:05:58') {

'>>22554341
>P2 just feels like Oshii ripping away everything that made a franchise appealing to write a neoliberal screed
Not really'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22554658 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)09:24:48'  && image=='tumblr_n04sceH0LM1re5609o1_1280.jpg') {

'>>22554335
WOMEN
GET
IT
DONE'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22554662 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)09:27:20') {

'>>22554658
I want them to get the laundry and the dishes done.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22557037 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)15:54:52'  && image=='Patlabor 2.png') {

'>>22547377
Why is the 93 movie so kino?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22557041 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)15:55:56') {

'>>22557037
Fuck off tourist.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22557043 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)15:57:18') {

'>>22554335
Kek, what the fuck is this?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22557046 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)15:58:18') {

'>>22557041
What is even your problem faggot?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22557063 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)16:07:58') {

'>>22557046
the m/ has an allergy for the term ''kino'' for some reason.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22557593 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)21:52:46') {

'Finally watched WXIII, why didnt the ojisan detective tell literally anyone that he saw Hata desperately hanging onto a woman? Seems like a really contrived tragedy. Very eh movie otherwise.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22557632 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)22:11:41') {

'>>22551593
That's actually a really cool bike.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22557682 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)22:32:49') {

'>>22557063
Because it is imported memetic garbage.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22557685 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)22:33:21'  && image=='3bec8d4d44990e91268b2ffd467df614.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Helpless Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22557894 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)01:09:48'  && image=='02b0411cbeb463fb08bdfe24b7cf3380.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22558375 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)09:47:08'  && image=='032.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22558713 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:48:12'  && image=='Goto on Policing.jpg') {

'>>22554341
The original manga made a long monologue, without having to drive to the slums or put Tokyo in martial law.
I bet You're Under Arrest never did this (the OVA was fun and I'll probably look into the movie + TV show, I just thought it was a bit too lighthearted for it's own good, as if someone looked at Patlabor and only took the kawaii parts).'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22558787 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)14:31:57') {

'>>22557043
The Next Generation Patlabor'
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}

if(Poor Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22558897 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)16:07:10') {

'>>22557906
Yes.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22558934 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)16:27:04') {

'>>22558713
>without having to drive to the slums or put Tokyo in martial law.
So, less exciting?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22559771 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)01:00:16'  && image=='1624883174822.jpg') {

'>tfw Clancy wasn't in P2';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22560348 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)10:31:25'  && image=='Kanuka_Noa_Interview.jpg') {

'>>22558719
To set up THIS wonderful scene.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22562720 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)20:37:20') {

'>>22557043
A woman scorned'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22562741 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)20:53:36') {

'>>22547377
Where can I get this shirt?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22563871 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)18:21:35') {

'>>22558375
>writes her name on her underwear so she doesn't ever lose it

Smart, my mom does the same for me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22564655 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)02:42:46') {

'>>22563871
ANONANONANON'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22566511 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)08:27:15') {

'>>22554468
No anon tomboys were never gay. Go and marry Noa, have many children.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22567244 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)19:06:21') {

'NOA';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22570831 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)13:03:50') {

'Bump.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22571107 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)16:54:57') {

'>>22551856
didn't ask, faglabor nigger'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22577960 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)20:27:17'  && image=='6dabea0eda7283706544c5d3fd386ec8.jpg') {

'>adored the tv show, became one of my all-time favorites.
>loved the early days ova from start to end
>watched the first movie recently and downright HATED it.
It had some beautifully animated moments and when it was good it was great but the contrived investigation and pretentious story was just not my cup of tea at all and so much of that movie was just that.
is the manga anything like the TV show? I love the SV2 division so much bros...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22577984 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)20:50:19'  && image=='9db6c6a3825f11f7319d7d450d6a92e8.png') {

'.. ...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22578017 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)21:12:12') {

'>>22577960
>pretentious story
How old are you?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22578242 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)01:09:59') {

'>>22577960
>Watching everything out of production order
The TV show came last out of those three.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22578246 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)01:13:44') {

'>>22562741
It's a bootleg with shit print quality.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22578249 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)01:16:12') {

'>>22577960
I'm actually kind of with you. I love the first two movies (haven't seen the third) but I rolled my eyes at the way the find out about the sound frequencies and the tortured biblical references.
I also prefer the show to the movies, but I generally like slice of life type stuff.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22579231 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)15:18:20'  && image=='helldiver.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22579292 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:06:16') {

'>>22579231
Helldivers and their exposed pilots are stupid.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22579304 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:15:52'  && image=='head pats.webm') {

'>>22579292
Pretty sure it has an elevating cockpit seat just like the Ingram since they have a common chassis and development, so sticking the pilot's head out is pilot's preference just like it is for tank crew to open a hatch and look outside. More visibility but less protection. Same character opted to be lowered inside the cockpit and still had her cockpit breached when fighting against the Griffon.

They do it in the Patlabor anime so they can show the machine and its named character in the same frame to viewers without needing a cockpit cut-in or a split POV like Gundam usually does'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22579316 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:23:23'  && image=='trumpets.png') {

'update: the manga rocks

>>22577975
worse: i'm a leaf.

>>22578242
production order is the way to go but considering they were in different continuities i wanted to tackle the one with the sick op first.

>>22578249
I think one of my bigger problems with it is the way asuma gradually discovers the plot over blind happenstance because of izumi bumbling about in the background, and figuring out exactly what he needed to at the perfect time. I don't mind the cliché (not that i like it) but doing it two or times in the same movie is very obnoxious; It makes it harder to appreciate the deeper messages of the story when the main investigation is so half-assed.
I wasn't a fan of the meandering (and largely pointless) scenes with the detectives, the "quasi-supernatural" element with the birds at the end among other things, but everything with Izumi still rocked and when they let the characters actually interact and not just puke exposition it was great. I don't think its a "bad movie", its just not for me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22580725 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)09:47:21'  && image=='mobile-police-patlabor-1.jpg') {

'I did a dream where they did a patlabor genderbend spin off, but Noa looked literally the same as a feminine dude because the design was too good';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22580732 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)09:54:45') { }

if(Kasperl && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22583083 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:54:05'  && image=='27101555_p0.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22586619 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)22:31:11') {

'>>22583083
This thing having a knife was so fucking cool.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22586807 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:06:07'  && image=='economyingram.jpg') {

'Was this from the live action stuff? I don't recall seeing it anywhere';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22586832 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:28:14') {

'>>22586807
It's the economy test model from the international exhibition episode where the Griffon emerges.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22586884 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:15:42') {

'>>22586807
Patlabor TV episode 31. A somewhat improved model also shows up in episode 39.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22586995 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:03:03') {

'>>22586884
I love how Patlabor handles the development lineage of the Ingram into its variants and successor models. There's a great sense of gradual R&D with SHI clearly puzzling over how to turn a great labor into a successful product and having a lot more misses than hits until they land on the Peacemaker.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22590383 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)04:03:41') {

'>>22551856
If the early days ova was anything like the tv series i probably wouldn't have bothered watching everything else in the franchise'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22590385 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)04:05:54') {

'>>22557037
The end credits music make me tear up everytime so much so that i unironically only listen to it for very special occasions'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22595124 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:22:35') {

'>>22590385
For me it's the middle sequence with the kids seeing the tanks.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22595353 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:18:53') {

'>>22554341
what does neoliberal mean?
how are the movies neoliberal?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22595381 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:49:04') {

'>>22595353
When it comes to anything Oshii, you have to be prepared to talk to people who think there's always something "deeper" to him, but said in a derogatory sense, because they can only perceive of his visual style and his style of dialogue as just that. If you've seen at least Urusei Yatsura, you'll be able to appreciate that he's instead a versatile director who can do slapstick comedy and thrillers pretty well.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22600250 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:10:24') {

'>>22598898 /m/ sings thread is up for the first OP of the television show';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22600634 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:53:37'  && image=='iMb7BAnfjhzuZeVUW18D5kSym4PxJtRQ.jpg') {

'>>22586995
They did ended up mass producting the Economy mk2 in the end, though they sold it to private security instead of the police.
It was still a mediocre machine.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22603646 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:55:54') {

'>>22551856
>>22554388
You niggers are high, every iteration of Patlabor outside of WXIII was great in its own way. It struck the perfect balance with cute slice of life scenarios and little bits of serious drama in between.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22609345 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)10:34:56'  && image=='AVS98Run.png') {

'The economy ingram is a good boy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22609826 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:38:41') {

'>>22603646
>It struck the perfect balance with cute slice of life scenarios and little bits of serious drama in between.
Patlabor 2 was just a Tom Clancy movie all the way through. It's a good movie with decent animation mind you, but it's probably the most forgettable of any of the Oshii-directed entries.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22610469 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)03:53:50'  && image=='patlabor2.jpg') {

'>>22557037
Because it is!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22611340 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:12:08') {

'>>22577960
>>is the manga anything like the TV show?
yes'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22611341 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:13:09') {

'>>22579304
ptsd.webm'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22611348 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:15:09') {

'>>22595381
I don't know about "deep", whatever that means, I just like tom clancy / cyberpunk thriller vibes so I love the movies.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==22611690 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)01:06:49') {

'>>22609345
Learn to torrent.'
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}

}
}