'>>121565082
Every time she does one of these interviews, she makes a fool of herself';

'>I don't know Billie. I think you have to be a camgirl to have a PhD in masturbation haha';

'>>121565082
Humiliation ritual';

'>>121565082
Why is every young artist so cringe?';

'It seems like every few years she has a big interview come out where she completely contradicts everything she said in the previous big interview.';

'Next step is marketing porn as an regular job in mainstream media, relabelling prostitutes as sex workers and making it convenient for any woman to do it. Done? Then we introduce those themes to children, slowly.';

'>>121565082
can't wait for her to get old and regret all this shit';

'>>121565082
>You should be cracking your knuckles, man
>Have you tried yawning? I yawn all the time, man. I could have a Ph.D. in yawning
>This makes me cool and interesting, right?';

'>>121565554
Having sex is more significant than cracking your knuckles, not least of all because sex is the act that creates new life. This is an autistic post';

'>>121565082
She should have her PhD in cringe.';

'>>121565569
She isn’t referring to having sex she’s talking about jacking off and he is referencing the article which is the basis of this thread. When did /mu/ become the most retarded board on this whole site jesus christ.';

'>>121565569
>Having sex is more significant than cracking your knuckles
She was talking about masturbation, not sex. Even sex isn't significant, unless it's between two people that love each other.';

'>>121565082
Like two years ago she was talking about how she thought porn was a disgrace';

'>>121565669
no,she said she was addicted to it and just like a good alcoholic she's still addicted while badmouthing the practice';

'all zoomers are porn addicts

we're now in a time where famous big tits musicians talk about how much they wank instead of how much they fuck

they're nothing but spectators';

'"People should be jerking it, man" - yeh this unsexy hobbit has no choice but to dyke out';

'>>121565082
Is this actually what the average zoomer thinks is cool?';

'>>121565699
The goonerfication of all of society.';

'>>121565621
>>121565613
Why do you assume the comments are exclusively about masturbation?
>I basically talk about sex anytime I can
Billie probably masturbates and has sex. For most, they are not mutually exclusive acts. For (You), however...';

'>>121565824
The quote he was referring to was a quote directly about masturbating learn to read you stupid fuck.';

'>>121565824
Idk the "dude porn" and "dude masterbation" shit is still pretty cringe though.';

'>>121565824
Now why do you assume I don't get tail? I'm a regular sex enjoyer, but you try to shame me. Why? I think you're projecting';

'>Another article about a musician that mostly only young kids listen to where they talk about how deviant and gay they are to a main stream outlet with wide coverage and distribution.';

'>>121565082
look at the mass panic when pornhub got gutted. Zoomers are beyond addicted to porn, they actually need it like they need food and water';

'why would you ever jerk off if you can just have sex anytime with anyone you want';

'>>121565082
do they not realize how dehumanizing, repulsive and vile this "story" is?';

'>>121566541
bro haha the effort to get laid is not even worth it and trust me EVERY woman ive been with has been terrible in bed. one girl complained that my balls smelled like i didnt just go down on ur funky pussy anyway??? i just beat off 3 times a day and i dont have to worry about getting too hard for the ladies heh';

'>>121565569
you're a retard';

'>>121566541
Do you really need that answered. Women are incapable of being satisfied by some duderino that is participating in a one night stand clumsily moving about with no connection to the woman. She knows how to touch herself though. But none of that really matters, she needs to focus on music, instead of trying to spark outrage to sell records.';

'>>121566541
simple; ya cum and ya done. No worrying about if your partner needs any more work. No awkward talk or cuddling post-nut. No one running to tell the press about all the details, if youre a celebrity. Masturbation is the bees knees.';

'Didn't she just said like a month ago that jerking off and porn has melted her brain? lmao i hate women so much';

'>>121566621
Sounds like the recipe for a narcissist.';

'>>121565669
She's a schizo. In a couple of years she'll backtrack again and talk about doing nofap or some shit.';

'>>121566661
maybe, but frankly I think hog crankers like myself should be lauded as heroes. Think of all the women whose days we haven't ruined, all the retarded children we didn't risk bringing into the world, all the diseases we didn't catch nor spread. Just shoot rope onto the back of the bus seat in front of me, get off at the next stop, and carry on with life. But Rolling Stone never asks to interview us for an article.';

'>>121565082
Childhood sexual exposure tends to cause disordered hypersexuality in adults. It used to be this would only happen to kids who got molested, but now you've got adults who've been watching hardcore porn online since they were five years old.';

'>>121566721
You conditioned your very own particular illness. It's your choice. Do you want to create a new mindset by starting new habits, or end up in the looney bin.';

'>>121566584
im not talking about us nigger, i cant have sex with anyone no matter what

im talking about billie here, she could fuck any person in the world she wants, whenever however she wants';

'>>121566581
>dehumanizing, repulsive and vile

Idk, sex is a natural thing and Billie is 22 yo at this point (an adult woman). I don't think it's repulsive and vile, it's just a subject most people wouldn't publicly discuss.

It's just her personality, she's like open and honest to a fault. "No filter". But at the same time people love her for that';

'>>121565569
every retarded right wing twitter academy opinion about our le biological imperativearino is refuted by condoms and oral sex';

'>>121566751
they already kicked me out of the looney bin, thats why i'm nuttin' on buses';

'>>121566808
Actually, masturbating is humiliating yourself. Self-deprecating humor that zoom zooms love is humiliating. All they're doing is driving themselves to depression. There's only so much humiliation one can take.';

'>>121565082
tfw you'll never get to goon out with Billie';

'>>121565293
People change?!';

'>>121567235
People can change.';

'>>121566821
b b but we were le HARDWIRED.. it's like caveman instincts bro....';

'>>121565082
You cannot convince me that she doesn't fuck her brother';

'>>121565848
Within the same passage, she talks about sex and masturbation because they are related things and she is expressing thoughts on both. You must be a zoomer lol';

'>>121565333
>Next step is marketing porn as an regular job in mainstream media,
Already done with Onlyfans
>relabelling prostitutes as sex workers
Already done my man. And introducing themes to children is happening too. That's why this young artist is talking about it, and transgender ideology is being pushed in cartoons, schools etc';

'>>121565082
you cannot get addicted to porn, just like cyberbullying you turn 360 degrees and walk away';

'>>121565333
There is no next. Degenerates that run the media will continue to proclaim their victory while their premature aging accelerates each and every day.';

'>>121567451
>orginal post quotes part of the passage, specially the part which references masturbation
>you reply saying sex is more significant than cracking your knuckles, both missing the joke and referencing part of the passage that the original poster did not, thus making it not relevant.
You are retarded.';

'>>121565824
Prove you've had sex, you sound like a virgin.';

'>>121569259
What if he is. Stop picking on my man, or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.';

'>>121569259
>>121569333
Even if he was it wouldn't change that Bellie Ellish has fans and isn't living in a vacuum. She probably does have sex but very well might be appealing to porn Addicts and gooners and the like by saying this.';

'does this confirm billie eilish puts dildos in her fartbox?';

'>>121569379
Shut up, Meg.';

'>>121566808
sexual perversion is dehumanizing';

'>>121565699
Grim. Also checked.';

'chuds triggered, well done Billie';

'>>121568052
nice double reference';

'Her irrelevance is showing

After they rolled out Olivia it's been all down hill for her. Also NEW ALBUM PROMOTION

If you dumbasses are too new to get that';

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'Is doing this stuff really edgy anymore?

It's like we're stuck in an eternal tumblr via 2013 and culture hasn't moved on since. This is stuff you see the average zoomer and millennial saying on Twitter these days.
media, but a celebrity says it and we're supposed to be sitting around eyes wide with our jaws on the floor.

Call me up when she's talking about taking up the ass, drinking cum or vaginal discharge. This beating you meat shit sounds like every classmate you had finding their sexuality in 9th grade.';

'>>121565082
take your bets
will she be trans in 2-3 years?';

'>>121571374
She's an influencer, and kids are watching.';

'>Fortnite collab released
>Immediately have the mainstream media spout your "MASTURBATE MASTURBATE FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSES LICK LESBO PUSSIES EAT GAY SHIT FROM GAY ASSES JERK OFF FUCK JERK IT JERK IT JERK IT!"
We did it again Tim Sweeney! Weee!';

'>>121567422
Someone on reddit (humor me) said they work in the record industry and that's it's kind of an open secret that she's having sex with her brother.';

'>>121572317
i heard finneas had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick';

'>>121565082
So stop larping as a musician and just go into porn like everyone wants... dumb whore.';

'Billy its different when you're straight, you can't ogle yourself the way you do if you're gay like yourself';

'>>121565082
Is this what bbc starvation does to mfka...';

'>>121565082
Porn viewership is going down. This is how they try to make it more popular';

'>>121565778
They simply have no idea what the concept of cool is. They’re just entirely aimless and thus will be entirely forgotten';

'>>121565699
>famous big tits musicians talk about how much they wank instead of how much they fuck
This is true, but it’s not because they don’t fuck. They do. They’re rich and famous. They have sex all the time.

But their PR people see the trends in zoomer society and recognize that this kind of language resonates more with the target audience. The good ones are able to corral their clients into changing their behavior to pander to whatever trend (in this case, sexless teens with social anxiety and depression) is most prevalent. Billie’s team is REALLY good. They’ve kept people talking about her despite the fact that Bad Guy was 6 years ago.';

'>>121565293
have you ever been young before?';

'>>121566850
>Actually, masturbating is humiliating yourself.
grow the fuck up puritan.';

'damn bitch she once said it was really bad and warped her mind, now she has given up on the whole process of being a normal person, I lost faith in youth time and time again';

'i want to porn';

'>>121574694
>Bad Guy was 6 years ago.
You're forgetting the hit single she just had in Barbie that no one can remember but won an Oscar.';

'>>121565082
one look at this bitch eyes and you see the devil';

'>>121565082
I'm so glad she's shifting her image away from the fake depression stuff that was so annoying and fake.';

'>>121575787
None of her “personalities” are real. She’s a corporate pop whore with no braincells left.';

'>>121565082
it's not just zoomers';

'>>121565082
She definitely masturbates to all the cum tribute vids for her';

'>>121565293
Funniest one so far was bitching about body shaming, and then body shaming someone in a interview afterward. The interviews weren't years apart either, it was within a few months.';

'>>121566732
Except Billie's also been molested. That's what turned her gay.';

'>>121565082
>dude.... SEX';

'>>121575675
*2nd Oscar
Respect the craft';

'>>121565109
It's because she's a fool';

'>>121574685
They could not have a concept of it and still do decent stuff I guess. That being said they haven't/didn't. Inb4 we pretend that The 2010s did though.';

'>>121571455
I don't think I have severe enough schizophrenia to understand this image...';

'>>121571395
At worst, non-binary or agender but still presents as basically female';

'how do I get/fuck a girl like Billie?';

'>>121565293
>>121577502
it's almost like she has a PR department giving her guidance on how to stay relevant by generating controversy';

'she’s literally perfect bros';

'>>121566541
You guys assume women even cum during sex there is a reason you go on porn search for 'lesbian orgasm compilation' but not 'straight women orgasms'. It could just be really disappointing and not worth it, but masturbating is guaranteed good time.

I bet Billie has all these sick Zoomer rich girl fucking machines too. Double pen feature, got vibrating dildos with clit suckers and nipple suckers and shit. She spend my student loans on a giant masturbatorium. No guy can compete with that.';