import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/mu/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void 30 Years Ago Today(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '30 Years Ago Today';
int postNumber = 121565667;
String image = '1714062856015506.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)12:34:16';
String comment = 'undefined';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567913 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:27:28') {

'>>121565667
Why do we keep having to pretend these shitty 90s/2000s Buttrock Albums are masterpieces but not Jimi,CAN,or The VU? Is it because they appeal to.incels more?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567943 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:29:08') {

'>>121567913
Britpop is less buttrock than Nickleback tho, but I guess it all boils down to peoples preferences. To each is their own'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567945 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:29:13') {

'>>121567913
It's not buttrock and you can choose a different thread to sponge bathe your grandpa in.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567962 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:30:49') {

'>>121567943
Not really dude.
>>121567945
I'm in my 20s. Jimi Hendrix and CAN will wildly outlive the legacy of shit like Blur and Oasis despite being decades upon decades older. Inb4 "shut up nico sperg muh Zappa muh Beatles",the average person doesn't remember Blur even existed so just proving my point with this really.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567963 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:30:50') {

'blur are shite';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568032 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:35:26'  && image=='1695672475790923.jpg') {

'>>121567913
facepalm. speaking of pretending, you showing up here and feeling the need to talk about CAN and VU for the zillionth time. Seriously? Kinda pretentious and lame my dude. At least most chicks kinda dig buttrock. That shit on the other hand? Whiny phoned-in garbage. I mean on here it's whatever, but just in case I'll give you a little tip: don't bring that shit up in real life because you'll scare the hoes. Not like you get any, but just don't ruin it for the rest of us ok?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568051 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:37:05') {

'>>121568032
Facepalm le unepic peepee poopoo! I sure got L Rizzoli unepic sigmamaxxed with this one..... (you are a fucking retard lol)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568071 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:38:55') {

'>finally, a proper Blur thread
>Nicoschizo immediately ruins it with his deranged rambling'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568073 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:39:12') {

'>>121568032
>"At least most chicks kinda dig buttrock."
>"but just in case I'll give you a little tip: don't bring that shit up in real life because you'll scare the hoes. Not like you get any, but just don't ruin it for the rest of us ok?"

You have literally never had sex. "Hoes" don't want to hear Blur or Oasis either. "The Hoes" want to hear Indie,Rap,Top 40 Pop Music,or some shit like Bladee. Try going outside and interacting with them and maybe I'll be able to take you remotely seriously. The Hoes are as uninterested in hearing Nickleback or Stained as they are in hearing Black Metal.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568085 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:40:02') {

'>>121568071
Dude just can’t let people talk about things he hates. Dudes the reason why /mu/ is dying.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568093 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:40:49') {

'>>121568071
>Tards fantasizing about how epic and cool they are and how it's just "Nicoschizo" being weird and women totally obviously want to talk to them about early 2000s buttrock bands

They're as uninterested in Blur and Nickleback as they are in Nico or Jimi Hendrix. If you'd ever actually interacted with women in real life you would realize this. All rock music is aimed at a predominantly male audiance. Most of the women you will run into at Punk Shows are Lesbians.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568099 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:41:29') {

'SHITELIFE!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568123 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:43:28') {

'>>121568085
I mean it's more that you throw a bitch fit when I point on the obvious but lol ok. Almost all 90s and 2000s Rock music aged emberassingly badly save for maybe Shoegaze,Grunge,Black Metal,and some Nu Metal. Fucking nobody still cares about Blur or Nickleback. Meanwhile you can go into Newberry Comics and buy both CAN and Jimi Hendrix Albums still. I can also shit on The Beatles all I want but ultimately bands like Blur and Oasis were pale comparisons. My girl doesn't care she knows I have autism and she loves me all the same. If anybody loved you even your fucking family maybe you wouldn't need to larp so hard.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568142 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:44:43') {

'>>121568093
What the actual hell are you talking about? I just want to discuss an album I like and you immediately came in and started having a fit about women and Jimi Hendrix. I don’t give a fucking shit about your views on what women listen to or your dogshit taste in music, you feckless sexless schizophrenic cunt.
>inb4 ‘incel’, ‘MLP’, ‘virgin’, ‘touch grass’, ‘Zappa/Beefheart’, ‘no gf’, etc etc etc. you’ve exhausted your insults, gayboy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568154 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:45:05') {

'>>121568123
*pale imitations

They're basically second rate best value versions of 60s/70s shit lol.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568175 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:46:28') {

'>>121568142
Ok tard. Enjoy pretending to like things you think women will like you for and then still failing to get laid ig. I'm sure that doesn't come off as sad or desperate at all. I'll be listening to music I actually like while you do that. You are in fact a virgin,that's why that was the second thing you listed. You were probably a brony in highschool or middleschool too.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568195 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:47:52') {

'>>121568142
>"to or your dogshit taste in music, you feckless sexless schizophrenic cunt."

We both know you're not having sex though. I never said what women like or don't. That's part of your desperate larping routine.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568207 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:49:00') {

'>>121568175
>uses the exact same insults anyway.
I’m convinced you aren’t even real at this point. You’re a chatbot designed by some lunatic and you’ve officially run out of words in your vocabulary index. The consistently horrible spelling, the canned phrases, the same 5 insults. It all makes sense. You’re a bot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568216 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:49:42'  && image=='1696100094150.jpg') {

'>>121568073
>You have literally never had sex. "Hoes" don't want to hear Blur or Oasis either. "The Hoes" want to hear Indie,Rap,Top 40 Pop Music,or some shit like Bladee. Try going outside and interacting with them

Being this confident about something you could possibly never know (not guess, or "deduct") makes you look like the biggest pseud. Being extra passionate about boomer rock only shows a massive chip on your shoulder AND by the sound of it the hoes you got are gross anyway so good luck bro bro'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568252 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:51:32') {

'>>121568216
His “gf” is literally a tranny anyway that he admitted to chaining to a radiator lmao'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568255 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:51:36') {

'Kek I missed the Nicoschizo. He's fucking insane but funny';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568258 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:51:40') {

'>>121568142
>>121568216
You literally listen to viagra commercial music lol. I have better taste than you by default. Nobody still gives a fuck about blur. The whole "NO YUIR MUSIC INCEL" when I never said women liked these bands is clearly a coping mechanism. Blur sucks. I said so because they do. They're like third rate Oasis. Nice Incel/Reddit Memes btw. Keep it up buddy,I'm sure they're really impressed.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568264 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:51:59') {

'>>121565667
Jesus. I still remember buying the album on cassette all those years ago. By the time The Great Escape came out I had a CD player.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568287 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:53:27') {

'>>121568216
>"Being this confident about something you could possibly never know (not guess, or "deduct") makes you look like the biggest pseud."

You were already guessing/attempting to deduct it to begin with though and guessing/deducting it incorrectly. You're welcome for me correcting you. You can pretend to like Drake now.

>"AND by the sound of it the hoes you got are gross anyway so good luck bro bro"

Lmao ok "bro". We both know you don't talk like this. I don't think anybody has for like over 20 years. If you want I can start pretending to talk like Lou Reed to even the playing field a bit. Make you feel like you're actually clued in.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568297 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:53:48') {

'This is a Low is the best song on this';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568303 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:54:14') {

'>>121568297
For me it’s Trouble in the Message Centre'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568310 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:54:28') {

'>>121568255
I'm definetely not insane on this one though,it really is obvious projection/an outward display of insecurity. Women don't listen to rock music at all on average.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568319 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:55:14') {

'>>121565667
i like can and blur
we exist'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568320 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:55:15') {

'>>121568310
Women however absolutely do listen to CAN, Jimi and the VU right? That’s why you’re absolutely dripping with bitches?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568329 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:55:31') {

'>>121568303
Trouble at The Message Center is when you ask the wrong message center for a special ending because pretending to like shitty buttrock and/or BCNR didn't actually impress her and she filed a restraining order.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568338 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:56:18') {

'FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
>FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
>FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
>FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
>FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
>FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
>FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
>FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO
>FUCK OFF NICOSCHIZO'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568343 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:56:32') {

'>>121568320
I literally explicitly said that most women don't listen to any rock music whatsoever. This is entirely you projecting your own insecurities outwards. It says more about me than it does you. It's an elaborate form of live action role-playing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568357 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:57:34') {

'>>121568338
This is more schizo than correctly stating that nobody in real life gives a single fuck about blur or has for several decades. They do still care about Jimi Hendrix and CAN. Reality reflects this.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568392 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:58:54') {

'>>121568320
>"That’s why you’re absolutely dripping with bitches?"

You're clearly not. I have a girlfriend though yeah. You don't. You have a waifu. That's why you need to prove you listen to le based gigachad music so badly. It's a form of role playing.
>>121568252
Schizophrenia.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568400 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:59:28') {

'>>121568264
Forgot to mention I practically wore that tape out listening to it repeatedly during my paper round'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568408 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:59:56') {

'>>121568252
Literally tard rage copeshit. I mever said this and have proved as much multiple times. You're going to commit suicide in your mid 50s when various forms of larping fail time and time again. Can't wait for it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568416 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:00:29'  && image=='mutalaff .jpg') {

'>>121568392
>I have a girlfriend though yeah
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAHAHAHAHA OH MAN'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568424 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:01:08') {

'>>121568032
>"Kinda pretentious and lame my dude"

Should have just said my guy+you've literally never had sex once again. >>121568416
I mean yeah. Tard Rage will not change this nor will making shit up and larping. You do not and will not. Women don't want to hear about Blur either.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568443 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:02:09') {

'>>121568416
>"BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAHAHAHAHA OH MAN"

The larping needs to be believable. My girlfriend uses reddit I will give you this.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568489 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:04:35') {

'>>121568357
so according to you music that's allowed to be discussed on /mu/ is only the stuff that people discuss frequently everyday? Just admit you're a retard and that people can like shit you dont and lurk moar'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568530 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:06:51') {

'>>121568489
I'm correctly stating that nobody outside of /mu/ remembers blur existed. Unless your exclusively hitting on British Milfs they will not register that Blur was anything other than sort of kind of like Oasis. Meanwhile both Jimi Hendrix and CAN have been featured in semi recent advertising. Psychedelia was and is simply more culturally important than Britpop or Post-Grunge or whatever the fuck. Pretending to like things you perceive as "normie" or "gigachad" also isn't going to cause women to sleep with you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568561 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:08:04') {

'>>121568489
I can admit you're a retard and that's why you like Blur. Prettysure Jimi Hendrix and CAN are both better and more sophisticated musically in literally every way. I can also tell you're really desperate for pussy and social approval and I realize listening to West Coast Experimental Pop Art Band and Magma probably isn't going to do that for you but I never claimed it would.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568569 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:08:42') {

'>>121568530
Actual nonsense. They filled Wembley stadium last year and put out a number one album. If you genuinely think fucking Can could command the same popularity, then you’re even more delusional than I thought nicotranny'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568582 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:09:31') {

'>>121568561
>>121568530
what do can and jimi hendrix have to do with blur anyway?

if you were talking about like grunge vs britpop or something i'd get it but 60s psychedelic vs britpop is a weird comparison'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568605 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:10:35') {

'Blur has 11.6 million monthly spotify listeners. Jimi hendrix has 8.6 million. Can has like 450k.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568617 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:11:34') {

'>>121568569
I'm not British but in The USA at least definetely not.
>>121568582
I kinda just like antagonizing you guys sometimes ngl. I'm staying at my grandparents and I haven't smoked weed or played my guitar in a few days so a bit bored. I miss my girlfriend too (she's back in mass).

>"if you were talking about like grunge vs britpop or something i'd get it but 60s psychedelic vs britpop is a weird comparison"

Except for the part where britpop is just 90s branded "cool"/"edgy" beatles.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568633 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:12:43') {

'>>121568605
I am aware. I am also aware that most people following Blur at this point are over 40 whereas CAN and Jimi Hendrix have actually maintained an audiance. Blur will be forgotten to time whereas CAN will not be.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568636 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:12:50') {

'>>121568617
>Except for the part where britpop is just 90s branded "cool"/"edgy" beatles.
yeah true that makes sense desu
>>121568605
To be fair Blur aren't that big in the US. Hendrix is more popular here.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568656 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:14:08') {

'>>121568569
>"If you genuinely think fucking Can could command the same popularity, then you’re even more delusional than I thought nicotranny"

They command a higher level of critical acclaim still and in The USA or really anywhere outside of The United Kingdom I doubt that Blur could still do this so idk. Maybe if several prominent bands hadn't named CAN as a key influence and there weren't 2000 youtube videos about how le special and innovative they were this would actually matter. I'm sure Blur has more money.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568669 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:15:09') {

'>>121568636
Yes and I am an American. I'm also part German or at least more descended from Germans than Brits. My Mom knows who CAN are. Aldo most jukeboxes I've seen in New England seem to feature them. Tbf the same could be'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568690 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:16:22') {

'>>121568669
>nicoschizo is a fucking kraut
It actually all makes sense. The puzzle pieces have all fit together'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568695 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:16:34') {

'>>121568636
(Cont) true of Blur aswell I'm not sure. Clearly somebody is buying re-releases of CAN Albums and somebody is playing them on bar jukeboxes though. I'm not arguing that Blur wasn't more popular at their peak than CAN were when CAN peaked but I'm prettysure on an international level that CANs musical influence and musical legacy has already outlived Blurs. Jimi Hendrix I'm just pretty sure has outsold Blur if I were to guess ngl.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568709 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:17:15') {

'>>121568617
So you admit you’re an asshole?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568715 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:17:43') {

'>>121568690
I'm German-American. I'm part Irish too but I don't speak it or anything. That being said CAN and Nico are deeply cultural and artful. Maybe being part German makes that more obvious idk. I'm 100% white but I love Jimi Hendrix for the same reasons. A real backbone to his music.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568726 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:18:26') {

'>>121567913
Because trying to convince people you were on 4chan in 2014 during gamergate for clout is just what zoomer mongrels do.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568742 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:19:09') {

'>>121568709
I admit you're a fucking retard and that causing you to throw a fit is easy. You seem like you act like a cunt and it alienates you from everyone around you but tbf I was probably like that when I was younger aswell. Even tally you'll realize popular thing good or popular thing bad won't allow you to "get bitches" as much as being able to form meaningful emotional bonds will I hope,although you might be figuring that out in your 30s or 40s at which point it will probably be too late.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568774 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:20:47') {

'>>121568726
I never attempted to do this. I used /mu/ a bit in highschool I guess but I mever claimed to be super into it or not be a "newfag" or a "normie" or whatever. I never used it a ton prior to this last year or two. Once again insecure projection.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568778 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:21:09') {

'>>121568742
I’m not that anon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568809 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:22:47') {

'>>121568530
>I'm correctly stating that nobody outside of /mu/ remembers blur existed.
why do you feel the need to do that? /mu/ is a place for obscure/out of style music discussion. Are you just retarded and/or need to lurk moar, because clearly you don't understand the point of /mu/, or are you literally the biggest faggot on planet earth?
>the rest of your retarded text
yeah all of that bullshit about me just because you cant admit, that you filling up threads with needless comments drive people away from discussing music and you want /mu/ to turn into another fucking music trivia forum. Go ruin someone elses hobby, some people actually like discussing music no matter where it comes from or it's commercial/societal status.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568810 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:22:53') {

'>>121568778
You're all "that annon" on this one. You change your opinions on everything every several months in a desperate attempt to get laid,always mimicking each other and trying to maneuver failingly in this pseudo-social setting.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568832 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:24:12') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568840 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:24:42') {

'>>121568530
>Pretending to like things you perceive as "normie" or "gigachad" also isn't going to cause women to sleep with you.
but? aren't you? the one? doing that? in this thread?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568898 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:28:36'  && image=='4cc8670e4a1ebc69.jpg') {

'>>121568617
>I kinda just like antagonizing you guys sometimes ngl. I'm staying at my grandparents and I haven't smoked weed or played my guitar in a few days so a bit bored. I miss my girlfriend too (she's back in mass).
cool story bro. Lurk moar normie faggot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568908 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:29:10') {

'>>121568832
Your confusion is feigned. Nothing I said that was really that hard to follow.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568928 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:30:13') {

'>>121568840
No I'm actually not. I understand that your tard rage explanation of the world requires you to think that but >>121568416
>>121568216
>>121568032
Pretty obvious examples of larping. I said women in general don't listen to rock music in general because they don't.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568945 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:31:14') {

'>>121568898
What this translate to in my head is both "I didn't develop normal experiences and am using this as a parasocial relationship" and "the parasocial relationship and le epic memes is what I actually care about and not music".'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568962 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:32:21') {

'>>121568810
meds.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568991 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:33:43') {

'>>121568962
No that's a pretty basic social inference. Nothing "schizo" about that. You're just sheltering yourself from the truth. I am aware this would have been an Uber normie take in the early 90s or whatever but you and the other weird neckbeards latched onto this type of shit and also post Grunge so now it isn't.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569034 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:35:56') {

'>>121568945
Maybe try not being a sociopath'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569067 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:38:28') {

'>>121569034
Right,I'm sure you have great experience with that. Wanna go back to talking about all the "hoes" (lmao) that are totally talking to you about Blur and Oasis? Or are we still pretending I'm the one who was claiming that....'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569076 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:38:51') {

'>>121568945
>the parasocial relationship and le epic memes is what I actually care about and not music
this is you. in this thread. why are you like this?
you are not needed in this thread. why do you have to make your presence known if you dont like this band nor want to discuss this band. You seriously need to get IP banned so you have to go outside for once and stop being a whiny newfag on /mu/'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569104 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:40:30') {

'>>121569076
>This is you

Nah you're the one desperately looking for social approval and pussy points. You can use all the big big boy words you want but it will not change this. Don't give a genuine fuck what any of you think.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569124 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:41:31') {

'>>121569076
>"IP banned so you have to go outside for once and stop being a whiny newfag on /mu/"

You very obviously don't go outside ever. You literally only like shot that's peak Mountain Dew Culture and talk like you've never had a real life conversation with anyone.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569167 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:44:18') {

'>>121568329
No that song's about getting blackout drunk, but it is dated since it's based on 90's rave scenes that don't exist anymore'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569203 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:46:51') {

'Actually amazing that Jannies haven’t banned this fucking faggot yet. Ticks all the boxes for being a spamming annoying retard. Do your jobs, Jesus Christ';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569209 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:47:18') {

'>>121569167
I mean probably never existed in The Nico-Spergaverse (New England) least not to a sizable degree. In England England like ackshual England probably did. Getting shit faced drunk though us a traditional Irish-American Pasttime. Also all of Britpop is hilariously dated. Psychedelic Rock is not in the same way despite being significantly older. Mostly only 4Chan/Reddit Types that fetishize the 90s and early 2000s who really feel differently. Nu Metal has aged surprisingly well though least imo.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569227 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:48:20') {

'>>121569203
I mean I'm smart,that's why I don't listen to fucking Blur lmao. Only retarded one is you. I'm guessing you pretend to like Hobstank and Everclear because you think "the hoes" are listening to those aswell?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569277 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:51:31') {

'>>121569209
Yeah more specifically 90's UK rave scenes but I thought that was a given since it's a britpop album'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569318 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:53:49') {

'>>121569277
I mean yeah but I'm assuming this was a bigger thing in all of western Europe than in Boston.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569515 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:06:18') {

'>>121569104
>Don't give a genuine fuck what any of you think.
>replies twice to every post on every thread
ok retard'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569533 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:07:25') {

'>>121569515
Lmao ok,will it make you feel better if I pretend to believe that "the hoes" were real and that you have a social life?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569618 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:12:35') {

'GET SOME EXERCISE';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569640 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:13:48'  && image=='IMG_8603.jpg') {

'>>121569533
Prove you have a social life and a girlfriend. You’re very confident. Prove it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569655 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:14:36') {

'>>121567963
Remember that tripfag who absolutely hated blur and forced this meme?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569661 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:15:02') {

'>>121569640
You first lmao. Solar you've just been proving that you don't. Tell me how much "the hoes" totally listen to Hobstank.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569675 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:16:03') {

'>>121569640
Also no shit I'm not going to post pictures of my girlfriend to 4Chan. That would be retarded.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569711 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:18:22') {

'>>121569661
>>121569675
I accept your concession'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569729 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:19:21') {

'>>121569711
Oh God it's "concession" guy. Makes sense. Wild bit of projection although I'm sure you genuinely don't understand.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121570671 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:15:08') {

'So many great stuff from that year. Danzig, Low, Global communication, Killing Joke, Coaltar of the deepers, Fishmans, Autechre, Armia

>>121569203
>Jannies doing a good job
The board have been having k-pop threads for more than a decade and you're telling you still believe in them'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121570939 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:32:28') {

'>>121570671
I mean they think they like it because they assume other people like it so they pretend to like it in a desperate and usually failed attempt to get pussy. Meanwhile I talk about music I actually like. I genuinely will go home after a day of working and listen to Jimi Hendrix,CAN,and Nico for 7 hours straight. You wouldn't listen to most of your "top" albums for more than five seconds. Not sure how I'm the pretentious one in that.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121570962 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:33:49') {

'>>121570671
I don't care who likes my favorite bars or favorite albums. I don't care what "the hoes" or anybody else thinks of them. I might be the only one who actually wants to discuss music on the entire fucking site. The rest of you just want to larp as having things you clearly never had.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121570967 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:34:04') {

'>>121569203
Say what you will about the nicosperg, he does post about music, so thats probably why he hasn't been banned yet.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121570978 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:34:57') {

'*bands
(Not bars I just go to the same bar over and over again because it's the one my girlfriend likes desu)'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121570992 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:35:46') {

'ATTENTION EVERYONE

NICOSCHIZO IS NOW POSTING IN THIS THREAD. AS SUCH, YOU ARE ADVISED TO PLEASE FINISH ALL CURRENT DISCUSSIONS AND TO ABANDON THIS THREAD AND MOVE TO A DIFFERENT ONE. DO NOT INTERACT WITH HIM OR REPLY TO HIS BAIT AS THAT’S WHAT HE WANTS. REMEMBER TO REPORT HIM FOR SPAM/LOW QUALITY POSTS AS THE JANNIES WILL NOT TAKE ACTION OTHERWISE. THANK YOU'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571009 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:37:14') {

'>>121570967
Yeah and I might be one of the few people on here who actually cares about it and not just their totally real non waifu non fictitious totally real fantasy alt gfs approval. I already know my girlfriend doesn't like a lot of the music I listen to and do not really care. She surprisingly likes Magma and Prog though (actually she likes cocaine so idk if thats surprising but most women probably wouldn't,I guess that's not really my main point though). I listen to RUSH and other 70s Prog too which never gets anybody cool points. I just genuinely love The Velvet Underground and CAN and Love and Neu! And other similar bands. Trippy stuff.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571077 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:42:15') {

'>>121570967
Like yiu might not like The VU but I don't say I like them to look cool or whatever. They have tons of personality and charecter and feel verrymuch like something somebody genuinely wanted to make. The Beatles do not and Zappa feels more like he was making rhetorical points than music to listen to. The prevention of The VU always goes along with the music and never against it. All the ideas accumulated in meaningful artistic progress,cool sounding insturmentals,and intresting songwritting. I get why you don't like them but they were great songwritters etc. Not sure why you'd pretend otherwise. They had personality and charm too. The Beatles like I said feel more canned,morelike a product. You can tell Lou Reed and Nico and John Cale and even Doug Yule even though I hate Squeeze were making music that they themselves would genuinely enjoy listening to and I respect thst. I do like The Hollies though.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571135 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:47:45') {

'>>121570967
Same thing with CAN,Love,Jimi Hendrix,The Moody Blues,and Quicksilver Messenger Service to me. These might be wildly different bands but they all feel better to me than the mu core list shit because they were after neither money nor scene cred. They were making music that they genuinely loved and even if you don't love it or find it condescending or whatever you see what I'm getting at. CAN were training to become fucking classical musicians in Germany. Pretentious sure but it was never about the fame or money and I have a great respect for that. Same with Jimi Hendrix as rich as he ended up being. He grew up playing the blues and was a black American artists who flew to fucking Europe and abandoned the military so that he could be a early fixture of the European psychedelic scene. He abandoned his home and community and went thousands of miles away to take part in something he truly loved. There's a passion there to Psychedelia to REAL Psychedelia that even if you see it as "dadrock" a lot of "/mu/core" simply never had. It was always always ever only about posturing and not a love for music. I think if CAN or Nico or Jimi could have seen modern /mu/bait post rock and indieshit too they'd wish rock music was dead. Then anime shit is just about selling copies. That's why I act like my music taste is so much better. As an adult man I don't see the appeal in that.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571443 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:12:53') {

'>>121565667
YOU'RE MADE UP TOO SHINY TODAY'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571513 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:19:00') {

'>>121567913
The Kinks, The Who, The Zombies and The Beatles are way better than all of them, no matter how mad it makes you, faggot.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571800 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:47:23') {

'>>121565667
>Jimi,CAN,or The VU?
all shit'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571862 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:53:00') {

'>>121568073
>"Hoes" don't want to hear Blur or Oasis either.
Hang out in the right circles, and they absolutely do. Also maybe it's because I'm in the UK that a lot of indie girls like them.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571876 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:54:20') {

'>>121568032
nice bait kek this board really has gone to total shit'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571889 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:55:53') {

'>>121568561
>West Coast
>Blur
... what?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571935 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:01:05'  && image=='ee7[1].png') {

'>>121568617
>I miss my girlfriend too (she's back in mass).
Nobody gives a fuck, dawg.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573131 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:40:43') {

'>>121570962
>I might be the only one who actually wants to discuss music on the entire fucking site. The rest of you just want to larp as having things you clearly never had.
Fuck right off! You came in here and tried to stifle discussion! Like how unself aware are you?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573186 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:44:16') {

'>>121567913
>Jimi,CAN,or The VU
all of them get a lot of praise'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573255 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:48:09') {

'>>121567913
>thread about a popular rock album
>immediately start talking about celibacy and unrelated other artists
you people are broken'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573666 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:21:52') {

'Always fun to see Moody Blues/ Nico schizo ruining threads with his autism and projecting his virginity onto everyone who disagrees with him. Shit shit is getting old. Between this retard and the SOPHIE poster this site has just become an even smaller circlejerk than usual. I stop by mu like once a month and it’s the same people saying the same things in the same threads.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573731 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:27:47') {

'>>121567913
buttrock? stfu faggot. its not fucking creed'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574394 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:26:05') {

'>>121565667
The definitive britpop album'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121575220 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:31:22') {

'>>121568605
They all listem to Song 2'
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}
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