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class Header {

public void title() {

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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 121566764;
String image = '1714068235980520.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)14:03:55';
String comment = 'Hate them all you want. But no band has had a better output in the past 10 years than The 1975

Their songs are beautiful
Their songs are bangers
Their stage presence is unmatched
Their entire audience is hot women
Matt Healey is a racist
Swifties seethe at the very mention of them

What's not to love about this band?'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567289 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:47:24') {

'Based';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567323 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:50:41') {

'>>121566764
>Matt Healey is a racist
>Swifties seethe at the very mention of them
I read that cringeworthy open letter to Taylor Swift and I figured someone who makes Swifties seethe this hard must be making some interesting music.

My disappointment was immeasurable when it turned out it's just average pop rock'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567329 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:51:28') {

'>>121567323
It's still modestly better than Taylor Swift's music'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567392 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:54:20') {

'they started out ripping off inxs, but then started ripping off obscure bands like the blue nile.

If their next album isnt about taylor swift and mattys side of the story they fucking blew it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567404 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:55:00') {

'Matt Healy is based. He went to Taylor's apartment and hit it from the back on the reg.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567432 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:56:32') {

'>>121567392
This. They're on a path to gigastardom by feuding with Taylor Swift.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567483 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:59:56') {

'>>121567392
>>121567432
Matty Healy would end up beheaded in front of a camera by some unhinged Swiftie'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567503 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:01:18') {

'>>121567483
Why does Taylor Swift have such a rabid fanbase?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567546 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:04:37') {

'WELL I PISSED MAHSELF ON A TEXAN INTERSECTION';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567566 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:06:21') {

'>>121567503
She leads a very public love life and openly writes about those relationships. This led to a lot of mentally unstable millennial women to follow and live vicariously through her dating life.

And after 10+ years of religiously following a celebrity, those women see any perceived insult against Taylor as a personal attack on them and their friends'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567611 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:08:51') {

'>>121567392
Matty might be a giant shitstirrer but he isn’t really an artist who airs dirty laundry like that. He straight up removed a song from their last album during the mixing process because it reminded him too much of an ex-girlfriend and he’s unbelievably vague about relationships in his songs. Wouldn’t surprise me if he namedrops her on their new LP but not in the way people are expecting. He’s a right bastard but that’s not really how he operates. He moves on whereas Taylor wallows in it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567668 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:12:47') {

'>>121566764
>Matt Healey is a racist
Cringe, dropped'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568717 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:17:46') {

'>>121567323
You listen to this and tell me it's not a beautiful song

https://youtu.be/k0Z6IxOeuMk?si=CuWuSn70cg3RQuWd

https://youtu.be/8YDyhUh2xrU?si=TljVijTxMcrdqaXN

The second one is the most beautiful song of the past 15 years'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568743 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:19:14') {

'>>121566764
They're a fuckin boyband mate'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568744 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:19:15') {

'>>121567546
MAN IN THE GIFT SHOP CALLED ME A FAG'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568753 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:19:40') {

'>>121566764
I hated their 2013 era shit when I first heard about them so I kind of wrote them off and haven't listened to their newer albums. I've heard it get compared to like INXS and sophisti pop so I might check it out'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568762 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:20:25') {

'>>121567611
I mean Matty sings about some downright weird shit. The song he has with Phoebe Bridget's is literally about jacking off to his neighbor while staring at her through a window'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568769 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:20:35') {

'>>121566764
>Matt Healey is a racist
Jacking off to black women doesn't make you racist'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568775 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:21:02') {

'>>121568717
>The second one is the most beautiful song of the past 15 years
Not even the most beautiful song on the album
https://youtu.be/tGv7CUutzqU?si=IEr61pKiTyi_zyTR
Shoutouts on the I Always Wanna Die choice though. It’s their best song'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568875 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:27:08') {

'>>121568775
About you is a banger

Shoutouts to this one aswell

https://youtu.be/pQeBFjbo4KQ?si=1HARPk_JJHejSFdY'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568891 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:28:05') {

'>>121568875
Honestly it’s just a great album. This one was my fave off it though https://youtu.be/VG9v66LUA5g?si=CdoaI5P507p5TWfo'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568926 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:30:07') {

'>>121568891

They only ever made one bad song and it's that TOOTIME shit

this concert is a masterpiece tho. Better than Era's

https://youtu.be/epjQAHfTXfo?si=6VlZu4ZmM9i86ZdR'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568936 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:30:37') {

'>this thread
/mu/ is fucking dead'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569002 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:34:26') {

'>>121568936
Swiftie spotted'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569266 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:50:57') {

'>>121568936
Matty Healy is unironically saving rock music in that he’s a heroin addicted maniac who has sex with groupies and says/does offensive shit because he can.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569320 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:53:53') {

'>>121569266
We need more rock bands with that format. Maybe improve the music a bit, but keep the format.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569330 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:54:45') {

'>>121566764
I'm pretty sure I've never heard a song by this band lmao'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121570828 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:25:29') {

'>>121569330
https://youtu.be/wjHgiSx0RNQ?si=WFA5lc4Mdy6QQGPG

https://youtu.be/ZqoXU583vsY?si=uD6KvvijmX7c56Ut

These are their two biggest'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121570855 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:26:42') {

'>>121569330
You have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ5bZuUlftI'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121570943 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:32:35') {

'>>121567392
>blue nile
taylor swift literally name dropped them on her new album because healy introduced them to her lol'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121570964 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:33:51') {

'>>121569266
too bad their music isn't rock though'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121572244 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:29:00') {

'>>121568769
It isn't, but saying you watched a website called Ghetto Gaggers and describing it in a particular way can come across as a bit weird, or to most people "racist".'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121572810 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:16:54') {

'>>121572244
Based'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573319 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:51:44') {

'never heard them before but i listened to the ones linked. i see why he got with taylor, they're basically a male version of that kind of music. well-crafted tripe to put you to sleep';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573389 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:57:03') {

'>>121566764
They look like an Interpol tribute band. What do they sound like?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573467 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:04:47') {

'>>121573319
Yaps it makes no sense why they need to keep their toxic thing going if that’s what the resulting output sounds like. I’ll never understand the mind of someone who thinks this kinda style is top shelf'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121576003 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:39:41') {

'>>121568775
For me it’s Sincerity is Scary
It’s just so chill.'
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}

}
}