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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 121567214;
String image = '1714070475777697.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)14:41:15';
String comment = 'Post the sincerest music you know of.';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567270 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:45:56') {

'>>121567214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ascdQJ6HGpc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ylUgeWBH-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKq5IcBFyeQ';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567333 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:51:47') {

'>>121567214
Music produced far away from or prior to industrial society';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121567382 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:54:01') {

'would have to be music entirely without pretense or hubris or cynicism
so it would have to be a form of pop music
and it can't be western because western art is all poisoned by cynicism
so I'm thinking jpop or kpop
you didn't say best';

}

if(Vert && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568313 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:54:42') {

'>>121567214
Sure Wallace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6cnnXTnoTg';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568421 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:00:57') {

'>>121568313
he's breathing into the mic and it's dark and slow guitar, making it authentic
deal with it chuds
although it is quite good';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568460 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:02:56') {

'>>121568313
oh also he is dead making it even more authentic';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568547 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:07:31') {

'>>121568313
OMG he is also jewish
probably inspired by the generational trauma of Mengele sewing his grandparents together
MAXIMUM authenticity';

}

if(Vert && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568608 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:10:42') {

'>>121568460
His girlfriend killed him.
>>121568547
He was not Jewish.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568631 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:12:37') {

'>>121568421
>>121568460
The joke is that he looks like the guy in the OP';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568654 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:14:04') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LstLpd_iVWA';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568663 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:14:32') {

'anyone who reads infinite jest is a pseud';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568680 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:15:40') {

'https://youtu.be/nI9waTXQm2E?si=Qrap-PG5p3rA1kmK';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121568694 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:16:28') {

'>>121568313
Anyone else think this sounds like D>E>A>T>H>M>E>T>A>L?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569159 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:43:39') {

'i'm not sure if i can convince you with words but i love this song so so much and i think it is so sincere. if you like twee pop or daniel johnston or beat happening listn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuMLy1uY218';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569284 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:51:58') {

'>>121568654
neverending love for henry flynt! seen more good music posted on here today than in a long long time. have you heard his early garage rock recordings?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569566 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:08:53') {

'>>121567333
So basically >>121567270';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121569616 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:12:27') {

'>>121568663
Anyone who reads is a pseud';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571070 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:41:44') {

'>>121569616
>zoomer says zoomer thing
Wow shocking.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571512 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:18:46') {

'>>121567214
I'm sad this dude is gone. His takes on current events would be epic';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571739 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:39:42') {

'Sorry I stopped reccing good music to /mu/, you guys just don't deserve it anymore.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121572378 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:39:46') {

'>>121571512
No they wouldnt. He would choose from CIA framing #1, #2 or #3, probably #3 to be countercultural.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121572396 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:41:25' && image=='Cheddar Goblin.png') {

'>>121567214
This will have you questioning everything in no time flat! You will be like, "What? Hubba hubba loopsh"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM0Nu_WkfRQ';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121572434 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:44:12') {

'Oasis';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121572573 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:57:53') {

'>>121571512
read The Pale King';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121572637 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:03:21' && image=='1714093394740.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574247 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:14:45') {

'https://youtu.be/gAiS8YXO5DA';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574402 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:27:06') {

'John Fahey
Jackson C. Frank
Scott Walker
Mark E. Smith
Tibetan Buddhist Rites from the Monasteries of Bhutan
Anton Webern
Townes van Zandt
the list goes on';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574688 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:50:19') {

'Crowbar';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121575074 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:18:14' && image=='1714094040089200.gif') {

'>>121574247
>doesn't post a live performance of them performing this in the 70s
NGMI';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121576979 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:59:51') {

'>>121569616
Yeah, playing video games, listening to pop music, watching tiktok, and masturbating is much better, right?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121578493 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)06:31:44') {

'>>121575074
this has the kino ending';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121578545 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)06:41:18') {

'>>121574402
>Mark E. Smith
Mogged by Stephen Malkmus';

}

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