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public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 121570716;
String image = '1714083458746799.png';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)18:17:38';
String comment = 'what song elicits the strongest emotional response from you?

for me, it's christy moore's cover of spancilhill. heartbreaking and beautiful song.';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121570812 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:24:13') {

'>>121570716
When are you going to stop posting fucking frogs you fucking newfag. Holy shit.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571020 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:37:49' && image=='IMG_3446.jpg') {

'I’ve cried to a lot of songs but You’ve Got to Have Freedom is the only song that’s ever made me cry tears of joy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571335 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:04:22') {

'>>121571020
>tears of joy
is it possible to learn this tactic?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571462 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:14:37') {

'>>121570716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6qSnYcBaz0';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121572404 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:41:59') {

'>>121571335
do shrooms and go for a walk in the woods';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121575661 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:10:55') {

'>>121570812
never. I live and breathe mediocrity and will post frog threads until i die';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121575794 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:21:19') {

'white winter hymnal';

}

if(A wild witch roaming the country side. 21 hp && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121577279 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:31:22') {

'Alvin Row by Animal Collective';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121577294 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:33:18') {

'>>121570716
https://youtu.be/jcQdRfCxDxY?si=9ZagCV8Wy8bczjJy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121577298 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:33:38' && image=='my-image (3).png') {

'>>121572404
Do you realize, happiness makes you cry?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121578828 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:19:43' && image=='1698508512971577.jpg') {

'>>121570716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4hQG-XTVa4';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579066 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:51:06') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWK0kqjPSVI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKi2E9dVY8';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579091 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:53:37') {

'https://youtu.be/5hr64MxYpgk

epitome of tear jerker';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579274 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:18:42' && image=='sadge.jpg') {

'>>121570716
easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyjj8BgsBGU';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579315 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:23:11' && image=='1713845056153300.jpg') {

'>>121570716
https://youtu.be/gKKFKlTN3Ws?si=zAlXV30oC3HHHFkO';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579332 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:25:28') {

'>>121570716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5l9LaS2xRA&list=RDK5l9LaS2xRA&start_radio=1

Not a song, but this part of the concerto gives me goosebumps and almost makes me tear up every time I hear it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579545 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:50:03') {

'Not even a sad song, it’s pretty damn funky, but it really makes me emotional for some of reason
https://youtu.be/xag5RKD0VHk?si=V2hzMj98NQ9t3ij7';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579621 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:58:14') {

'Surf’s Up drove me to tears and prompted me to call my parents to tell them I love them';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579677 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:04:28') {

'>>121579621
>Surf’s Up drove me to tears
is that that fucking movie about a surfing penguin? if so, how and why did it make you cry and call your parents to tell them you love them?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579755 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:12:40') {

'https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eK87IsclGgs&pp=ygUXZ2cgYWxsaW4gaSB3YW50IHRvIGZ1Y2s%3D';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579761 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:13:08') {

'purple rain';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579770 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:14:18') {

'>>121579761
Prince is so fucking overrated it's not even funny.
We get it, you want to fuck flamboyant niggers,';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579777 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:15:14' && image=='i648gmqsk74y.png') {

'>>121579274';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579792 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:17:19') {

'>>121579677
is this a joke?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579831 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:19:50' && image=='IMG_1660.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579839 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:20:36') {

'>>121579792
No- I'm not joking. I genuinely don't understand why would you cry about a silly movie about a surfing penguin. Nor do I understand why it prompted you to call your parents to let them know your love for them. Forgive me if I offended you; I don't remember the plot of the film.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121580149 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:53:38') {

'>>121579792
Dude still hasn't explained to me why he cried to an animated movie about a surfing penguin. It's over';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121580217 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:59:23') {

'>>121577298
>the mollusk
>B tier
You know nothing. You are not a knower nigga. You don't even know what you're talking about right now.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121580286 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:07:19') {

'>>121579770
Fuck off MJ, haven’t you got children to invite to your mansion?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121580428 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:20:24') {

'>>121570716
https://youtu.be/Vx-RKlU1jrU?si=wU9jA8Mf1adHffTo

This song got me laid';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121580454 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:22:46') {

'>>121580428
Saying this song got you laid is like saying, the reason my dad got terminal stage 4 cancer is because I goon for 5 hours every week. It makes no sense.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121580581 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:33:55') {

'Letter to Hermione by David Bowie, while a song I really liked anyway, hits closer to home now, matters of the heart lads...
https://youtu.be/Xw1mmqMD9j0?si=B-WFiaZMr-hegzsT';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121580606 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:35:56' && image=='1571764473439.gif') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9ourSxX8ao
Basically his suicide note';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121581170 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:29:48') {

'I'm so numb from living with neurotic family members that I can't extract pathos from music that I haven't been made to experience in grossly higher magnitudes.

When every emotion is elevated to absurdist degrees in my reality the hyperrealism of lyrics just comes across as a puzzle, nothing that can be sincerely felt.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121581298 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:40:48') {

'>>121581170
if that didn't take the words out of my mouth i dunno what else could';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121581865 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:27:38' && image=='Juniper.jpg') {

'>>121570716
This song Coyote, sung by Pete Seeger, but not written by him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lamzgEUyHo';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121582681 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:49:17') {

'"This is me trying" by Taylor swift. Unironicaly I can't even listen to it because I cry everything. I'm a 32 year old man.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121582736 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:54:00') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ASVmgtbs-Q';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121584868 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:35:18') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74';

}

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