import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/mu/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Does /mu/ like CSNY?(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Does /mu/ like CSNY?';
int postNumber = 121571548;
String image = '1714087282981872.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)19:21:22';
String comment = 'undefined';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571575 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:23:34') {

'>>121571548
>tranny
>pro-palestine
>cripple
What does the black flag mean'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571595 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:25:20'  && image=='Screenshot 2024-04-25 at 16-25-10 black flag meaning at DuckDuckGo.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571623 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:27:17') {

'>>121571548
I live in columbus and was thinking about going to OSU next year
wonder if I still should'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571637 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:28:18') {

'>>121571623
you on team swat team or team anarcho-handicapped-hamas-tranny?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571638 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:28:29') {

'>>121571623
You shouldn't go to college. If you couldn't tell by now the higher education meme is dead as dirt.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571641 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:29:19') {

'>>121571638
certs have been gamified too, the only kind worth a damn any more have retsyn'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571650 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:30:02') {

'>>121571638
not in my field :^)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571668 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:32:20') {

'Imagine snipers on top of every Walmart shooting people who don't return their grocery carts.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571691 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:34:42') {

'>>121571668
If I was president there would be bell towers on every street corner, and a fuckton of snipers waiting for any dog walker who doesn't scoop their poop'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571692 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:34:48') {

'>>121571668
>skip bop bippety WHEEEEE doo! hi there ma'am i see you didn't return your cart, you're not a lazybones are you? *racks slide*'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571694 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:35:03') {

'>>121571548
I have to wonder what the context here is?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571702 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:35:58') {

'>>121571694
basically some culture, i forget which, has this story about these creatures called golems who run amok'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571707 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:36:23') {

'>>121571548
Wtf is going on? Another mass shooting?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571720 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:37:17') {

'>>121571548
Not really. I never got into it, or Neil Young in general for that matter. Byrds are pretty much the only thing I care about affiliated with them'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571742 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:40:09') {

'>>121571702
Nice antisemitic dog whistle, jackass. Don't think that we don't understand what you're doing here.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571750 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:41:10'  && image=='076.png') {

'>>121571702
>these creatures called golems who run amok
Yeah bro I fuckin love Pokemon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571755 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:41:53') {

'>>121571702
The fuck does the Golem story have to do with snipers on the roof of a college’s
union building'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571790 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:46:11') {

'>>121571595
Oh duh. I probably used to know this but I blocked all that sjw and anti-sjw crap out of my mind years ago.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571860 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:52:55'  && image=='CnE5yTbXYAAsoPF-2175018144.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571937 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:01:13') {

'>>121571641
thank you! been saying this for years'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121571973 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:04:33') {

'>>121571548
Kek college student zoomer lefties actually going and doing in real life the stuff /pol/troons fantasize about doing and all they can do is throw in their two cents from behind the keyboard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573090 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:38:21') {

'>>121571742
YOU ARE JEWISH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573216 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:46:09') {

'>>121571668
The world would be a better place'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573243 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:47:24') {

'>>121571548
>lefty zoomers are going may 68 over israel genociding gaza
>right wingers are too cowardly to organize a protest or show their face in public because they think the feds will get them

interesting stuff'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573595 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:16:35') {

'>>121571742
Hi jew'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573633 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:19:45') {

'>>121571973
Virtue signal at protests surrounded by a bunch of shitskins that presumably hate white people? Speak for yourself, you cuck faggot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573673 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:22:23') {

'it'd be funny if every state college had a swat team and you could go to like kansas state or missou and try out for the swat team';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573729 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:27:31') {

'>>121573633
>Virtue signal
as far as i can tell this term applies to /pol/ as much as it does that people it mocks for doing it.

politics at its core is all kind of fake.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573755 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:29:01') {

'>>121571548
prefer just Y, really'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573809 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:32:31') {

'>>121571650
if AI can take over fine art, it can take over any field except maybe poetry. maybe.

what's your field?
don't be fucking coy, just say it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573828 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:34:34') {

'>>121573243
>right wingers are too cowardly to organize a protest
They're on the side of Israel/jews. All of them.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573841 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:35:41') {

'>>121573243
>>121573828
hold on , didn't they start riot in the capital three years ago?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573853 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:36:39') {

'>>121573841
They really wanted the more pro-Israel politician to win instead of the other one'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573862 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:37:43') {

'>>121573841
that shit was so embarrasing and poorly thought out that they immediately backpedalled afterwards and claimed it was some deep state plot or somesuch shite'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573921 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:43:40') {

'>>121573853
they wanted THEIR politician to win, I don't see the sort of policies the politician supported really accounting for much in a lot of these people's minds. At the end of the day its really closer to someone supporting their sports team than anything else, I don't think trump being pro or anti Israel would have made much of a difference.,'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573931 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:44:33') {

'What the fuck does this have to do with music?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573939 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:45:50') {

'Are they really like this? It’s cartoonish';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573995 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:51:33') {

'>>121571668
Where do I sign up?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573997 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:51:37') {

'>>121573729
>democracy at its core is all kind of fake.
ftfy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574046 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:55:15') {

'>>121573841
it was more of a guided tour, though hearing it called insurrection can still get a chuckle out of me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574975 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:11:09') {

'>>121573931
>what does armed police at a college in ohio have to do with csny'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121575283 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:35:46') {

'>>121571638
>>121571641
You still have to get past the hr roasties and the digital gatekeepers that throw away resumes without any degrees/certs before they ever even hit a desk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121575313 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:37:41') {

'>>121573862
I like how they put that schizophrenic guy in the hat in solitary confinement for 2 years then let him go as soon as footage of cops carting him around for photoshoots came out'
;

}

}
}