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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 121572557;
String image = '1714092977307595.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)20:56:17';
String comment = 'Coachella sounds pretty wild';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121572857 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:20:46') {

'I think I've seen a significant number of women all use the exact phrase "I'm honestly so disgusted"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573057 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:36:19') {

'>>121572557
I was following the /muchella thread and a bunch of the anons were making graphic sexual comments regarding Doja Cat and I guess I thought she was looking *kinda* hot so i tried jerking off to her but honestly just couldn’t finish. I believe I had to watch two Brazilian or Colombian woman scissor each other instead in order to cum. I haven’t jerked off since and I don’t want to anytime soon- it was an illuminating experience in a way.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573207 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:45:52') {

'>>121573057
lmao good job anon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573256 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:48:15') {

'>>121572557
Based';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573275 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:49:13' && image=='artworks-000004393962-g8vcss-t500x500.jpg') {

'I can't believe I fuckin read that.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121573982 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:50:04') {

'>>121572557
I don't get how she found out though. Did she walk in on him? Did he tell her?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574114 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:01:26') {

'>>121573982
The idiot probably didn't go incognito. I guarantee he left a link in history like "Doja Cat Fap Tribute"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574163 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:06:03') {

'>>121572557
>got free tickets to Coachella
oh woe is meeeee';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574196 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:09:56') {

'>>121572557
this is what happens with every 4chan autist gooner who somehow gets a gf';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574215 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:11:40') {

'>>121572557
there is absolutely no chance that doja cat DIDN'T write this post';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574233 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:13:13') {

'>>121573275
/thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574366 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:24:00' && image=='imagine reading all this bullshit.jpg') {

'>>121573275
lol that is the perfect response';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574626 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:45:28' && image=='1501971933178.gif') {

'>>121574366';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574734 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:53:13') {

'>>121572557
Doja cat is stealing his vital energy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574747 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:54:00') {

'>>121574366
kek this was actually funny, theres no way its not ironic though, right?????';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121574760 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:54:37' && image=='0DA6B2C7-36C1-419D-AA17-C6AC4F88B4AF.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121577391 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:47:07') {

'>>121572557
She's probably fat.

Although the BF sounds like a weirdo, to be fair.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121577415 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:50:48') {

'>>121574366
This HAS to be fake.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121577450 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:56:12') {

'>>121577415

There's too many little details. I'm certain it's real.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121577634 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:22:56') {

'>>121572557
This sounds like a fat white woman. I would be jerkin it to Doja Cat too.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121578642 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)06:54:34') {

'>>121577391
>>121577634
Fat white women of /mu/, our response?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121578705 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:02:01' && image=='1693041578859343.jpg') {

'>>121572557
wtf happened to 4chan? and discussing music? go the fuck back';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121578768 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:09:48') {

'>>121574366
Lol omg are there actually people like this?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579184 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:04:44' && image=='ea0.jpg') {

'>>121574366';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121579509 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:45:24' && image=='1686788970099584.png') {

'>>121574366
based guy desu';

}

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