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public void How to deal with the heat when commuting on a bicycle?(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'How to deal with the heat when commuting on a bicycle?';
int postNumber = 1991477;
String image = '1713210051531078.jpg';
String date = '04/15/24(Mon)15:40:51';
String comment = 'Any fellow Texans here? Summer is right around the corner and I am starting to feel the heat. I'm expecting that we will reach 100F (38C) temperatures very soon. Is there any way at all to deal with this? or I just have to embrace being sweaty?';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991499 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:08:58') {

'You know what they're going to say.. Lycra and bibs.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991502 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:21:17') {

'>>1991499
and a change of clothes'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991504 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:32:49') {

'>>1991477
This is not accurate because we're not at norwood 9 or roided up to the point where our hearts explode

Anyway my recommendation is to leave t*xas'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991523 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)20:52:53') {

'Atlanta here.
I've gotten in the habit of taking my shirt off before the ride and then going slow whenI near the destination, just fast enough to air-cool but without any real exertion. try to cool down as much as I can that way. then when I get off the bike I carry a washcloth and sponge down until I'm dry. then put on the shirt and join the destination.
I used to carry bandanas but I'd soak through those.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991576 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)01:06:09') {

'>>1991477
>wordswordswords
the left can't meme'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991631 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)11:53:22'  && image=='AbleCourageousCavy-max-1mb.gif') {

'>>1991477
former austinite here. i don't see how there's any way around it. ideally there's somewhere to shower when you arrive at your destination, if you're commuting for work. my commute wasn't super long so i would ride veery sedately on my way there. that said, i was a grad student so i never really needed to look like an adult. i always thought it would be impossible if i had to arrive to work in business casual attire looking like i didn't just crawl out of a pool. also i moved to maine a few months ago. fuck texas.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991633 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)11:58:54') {

'>>1991477
Just make sure your workplace is all downhill from where you live so you only have to sweat on the way home.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991641 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:56:07') {

'>>1991477
blimpbike'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991653 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)14:37:20') {

'>>1991633
Big brain'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991664 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:37:00') {

'the beauty of riding a bicycle is that you don't need to wear any protective gear since you won't be going faster than 30mph at maximum anyway
>b-but helmets
helmets are for mountain biking and motorcycling'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991665 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:42:51'  && image=='1713296451089.jpg') {

'>>1991477
AZ here.
>extra pair of clothes
>shower at work if needed
>cover every exposed piece of skin in sunscreen
>drink water'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991666 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:52:17') {

'Arizonan here. Drink lots of water and suck on rock salt/electrolyte tablets.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991816 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:40:47') {

'Wet your clothes when the water evaporates you'll cool down
don't do this with stuff that chaffs like denim'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991817 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:43:25'  && image=='brodie enters the race.gif') {

'water bottle, baggy shorts, flip flops.

Nothing else needed.'
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}

if(p && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991821 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)15:24:01') {

'Just drive a car. No one at the office wants to smell your stankass after riding a bike in the most humid and hot state in America to work.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991919 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)08:07:33') {

'if i lived in Texas i would drive a car';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991921 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)08:14:31') {

'if I lived in texas I would kill myself';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991959 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:17:03') {

'>>1991921
you should kill yourself as if you lived in texas'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1992436 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:37:12') {

'Like everyone says a change of clothes, also before I change I usually wipe down the extra sweaty areas like underarms and my back with the shirt I was wearing so you at least remove a lot of the sweat that way';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1995005 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:32:16'  && image=='20240429.jpg') {

'>>1991477
>>1991631
go faster?

>>1991821
I rather a place where cars are NOT essential for a satisfactory work/life balance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORzNZUeUHAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN7mSXMruEo'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1995016 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)04:38:40') {

'>>1991477
Spanish here.

Shower and use a mild body gel every morning. Apply odorless deodorant.

Wear natural fiber clothing only, not too tight and in light colours.

Shower in the evening if needed but without soap.

You could be sweaty, but never smelly'
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