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public void FYI(OP Anonymous) {

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int postNumber = 1992719;
String image = '1713810459661825.png';
String date = '04/22/24(Mon)14:27:39';
String comment = 'Delta Cycle and Dimension stem raisers are being recalled because they can shift during use and pose a fall hazard.

The recall affects about 500,000 units sold in the U.S., and about 8,510 sold in Canada. The affected Delta Cycle stem raisers are model numbers TD3318B, TD3318S, TD3418B, and TD3418S. The Dimension model numbers are SM1977 and SM1979. All of the models were sold in black and silver and measure between 5 and 7 inches high.

Consumers should stop using the recalled models and contact Delta Cycle to schedule a free repair at an independent bike dealer. Delta Cycle can be reached at 800-474-6615 from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday through Friday; by email or online.

No injuries have been reported, but there has been one report of a stem riser shifting during use. The stem risers were sold at REI and local bicycle stores nationwide and online at designbydelta.com and Amazon.com from January 1998 through January 2024 for about $46'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1992721 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:40:14') {

'>stem riser/extender
>adjustable stem
>handlebar extender
Crap for stupid people that want to lose their teeth'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1992826 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)06:40:20') {

'>>1992721
I think most cyclists (read normies) prefer an upright position and the industry doesn't provide them with enough options.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1992827 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)06:54:35'  && image=='two-riders-on-trek-hybrid-bicycles-in-front-of-painted-mural-wall.jpg') {

'>>1992826
Oh hi grant, I know this won't break through your little self delusion bubble but the most popular bikes on the market cost like $500 and are about as upright as you can get short of just walking. The conspiracy to make everyone shove a dildo up his ass and wear a wetsuit and bend over on aero bars only exists in your head and nobody needs to buy your $5000 clone of a shitty d*tch bike if they want to be slow.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1992828 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:02:54') {

'>>1992827
They also feel like absolute shit to ride.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1992833 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:39:05') {

'>>1992827
You've clearly not met anyone who's bought a road bike, got a fit, went on a single club ride then found that they zero flexibility from a life of being a cager. This is the kind of shit that caters to that crowd. Plus old men who still want to ride the same bike they got in the 90s.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1992834 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:45:31') {

'>>1992833
I don't think that's a statistically relevant problem, but let's suppose it was, if some 70 year old MAGA boomer chose to walk past the rows and rows of upright bitch bikes and went straight for the TT bike with the Chris Boardman position and hurt his back that's his problem, "the industry" didn't force him to do that, he did that to himself'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1992836 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:55:13') {

'Sometimes I think these threads are made by a single person arguing between their personalities. No one cares about none of the crap you described.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1992840 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:41:29') {

'>>1992827
rent free™ and schizoposting™'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1993228 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:22:58') {

'>>1992836
What are you on about?? Op made this thread to alert fellow cyclists about a recall. Why is that somehow connected to the schizo argument in your head?'
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