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public void Biden sides with Putin Against LGBTQ(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Biden sides with Putin Against LGBTQ';
int postNumber = 1283699;
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String date = '04/01/24(Mon)18:14:02';
String comment = 'In addition to banning the flying the fag flag, Biden sides with Putin, denouncing LGBTQ

'I didn't do that': Biden says it wasn't him who designated Easter Sunday as Transgender Day of Visibility and calls Speaker Mike Johnson 'thoroughly uninformed' for his furious response
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13258513/white-house-easter-egg-roll-joe-biden-event.html

President Joe Biden on Monday said he did not declare Easter Sunday the Transgender Day of Visibility and slammed Speaker Mike Johnson as being 'thoroughly uninformed' for accusing him of doing so.

Biden sparked a torrent of criticism from conservatives over the weekend after issuing a proclamation recognizing the day to celebrate the lives and contributions of trans people.

Johnson, former President Donald Trump and many other Republicans slammed Biden, with the speaker calling the president's move 'outrageous and abhorrent.'

However, when asked on Monday if he had named Easter the Transgender Day of Visibility, Biden said: 'I didn't do that.''
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283700 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)18:16:04') {

'christians are so exploitable. too bad';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283702 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)18:16:40') {

'Johnson responded Monday by highlighting the White House proclamation that President Joe Biden sent out Sunday where the president did 'hereby proclaim' March 31, 2024 as Transgender Day of Visibility';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283705 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)18:18:43') {

'>>1283700
Most people who dislike LGBTQs are atheists since such disdain is based on logic and reason instead of love and compassion as Christians preach.
It's funny when you use them as a scapegoat for LGBTQ hating normal atheists.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283710 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)18:21:41') {

'>>1283705
really they just hate all things..'
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if(jews rape kids && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283721 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)18:31:02') {

'>>1283699
>Joe Biden said….

That diaper wearing fossil hasn’t said a coherent sentence in years.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283727 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)18:36:52') {

'>>1283699
>Biden sides with Putin Against LGBTQ
If you actually believed this you'd be sucking Biden's dick'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283731 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)18:50:50') {

'>>1283727
Why wouldn't I believe it? The evidence is there.
He banned the fag flag, and declared the sacred LGBTQ holy day of Trans Visibility on one of LGBT's greatest enemy's most sacred days just to stir up trouble.
Biden is siding with Putin. If re-elected fags will be rounded up at gay bars and imprisoned.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283733 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)18:53:05') {

'>>1283731
Again, if you actually believed that, you'd be sucking Biden's dick'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283735 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)18:58:07') {

'>>1283731
impressively mentally ill, anon. bravo'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283755 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)19:58:09') {

'>>1283735
Is that more or less believable than Trump stealing all the Mexican buttsecs if he's re-elected?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283816 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)22:06:17') {

'>>1283733
The establishment hates LGBTQ freaks, as does every normal person ever. they only push their homo agenda to disenfranchise their enemies (mostly white European men) and to eventually have enough power to make everyone slaves that can be fully controlled at will.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283829 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)23:47:53') {

'But what Biden said is correct. Easter is not a fixed-date-holiday, Transgender Day of Visibility is fixed-date. The reason that in 2024 they fall on the same day is purely by chance (well, as much of a chance as a arbitrary calendar that shifts annually can be).

Easter sunday landing on March 31th has happened in 2013, but for the next ten years will not happen again. It's very unreasonable to say that Biden this year somehow designated Easter Sunday as Transgender Day of Visibility.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283837 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)00:23:14') {

'>>1283829
>It's very unreasonable to say that Biden this year somehow designated Easter Sunday as Transgender Day of Visibility.
Only if a Catholic didn't know when Easter is, which is likely what happened because Biden is a phony piece of shit and always has been.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283839 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)00:27:49') {

'>>1283699
>Transgender Day of Visibility
So, uh, we get to beat the shit outtta these freaks when we see them, right? Or is that not right?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283867 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)01:35:36') {

'>>1283839
Yes, it's like The Purge, but with clowns.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283877 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)02:13:24') {

'>>1283699
They can move the day so it never falls on Easter or Good Friday, but they won't because the jews wanted it to be that way because they enjoy spitting at Christians'
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if(JESUS is white && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283880 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)02:27:15') {

'>>1283877
>but they won't because the jews wanted it to be that way because they enjoy spitting at Christians

(((THEY))) tried to destroy us and our baby JESUS with their (((santa))) and all it's (((commercialism))), and this (((happy holidays))) desecration. And then (((THEY))) tried to foist (((Hanukah))) on us, but that was too obvious, so (((THEY))) dialed it down.

But we have Jerusalem back, there's that.... Jesus bless tRump.'
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}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283882 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)02:34:46') {

'>>1283880
Not even faggots are as gay as you.'
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}

if(i'm a homo hitter, Anonymous Mogul is a homo receiver && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283893 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)04:01:07') {

'>>1283882
that's some pretty gay hair there for someone calling me a fag*ot.
honk honk(i just squeezed your cute lil nose)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283900 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)05:13:47') {

'>>1283893
Ahahaha! Yes, being gay is bad. You show that fucking homo.
Let's beat the shit outta that nancyboy, I'll help.'
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}

if(shit pounder && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283911 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)07:41:20') {

'>>1283900
>Yes, being gay is bad.
Very bad.
Are you a 'bad' boy also?
If so, I want to 'pound' the shit out of you, too.

But first you can help me pound the shit out of the funny hair colored 'nancyboy', Mogul the Anonymous III.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1283935 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)09:49:04') {

'ITT edgy teens virtue signal to each other';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1284008 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)16:44:11') {

'>>1283935
ITT a fag complains. Wow.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1284010 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)16:49:53') {

'>>1284008
So you're gay now?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1284012 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)17:00:57') {

'>>1284010
All fags are gay.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1284064 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)19:38:30') {

'Christians could put an end to this nonsense by simply celebrating the exact date that Christ rose from the dead. But they move it every year for the convenience of the churches.

Nice religion you got there that you have to adjust your "holy days" to fill the churches.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1284073 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)19:54:52') {

'>>1284064
Biden would probably coopt some other Christian holiday and use it to honor violent criminals.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1284077 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)20:04:23') {

'>>1284064
Technically they do, shitfag.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1284078 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)20:05:47') {

'>>1284077
technically christians are cannibals too'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1284080 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)20:08:08') {

'>>1284078
So are most homosexuals, like Jeffrey Dahmer.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1284139 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)23:50:14') {

'>>1284080
So you're saying the pope is a gay cannibal?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1284144 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)00:03:39') {

'>>1284139
Actually, yes, he is. Did you think I'd stick up for a DEI pope who licks POC toes on the reg?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1284145 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)00:08:49') {

'>>1284144
It's like he's achieved peak Redditor status.'
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}

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