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public void Rare Sighting:Trump Goon Goes To Prison for Lying.(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Rare Sighting:Trump Goon Goes To Prison for Lying.';
int postNumber = 1285954;
String image = '1712762386561460.jpg';
String date = '04/10/24(Wed)11:19:46';
String comment = 'Former Trump exec Weisselberg sentenced to 5 months in jail for lying under oath
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Ivana Saric

https://www.axios.com/2024/04/10/trump-organization-allen-weisselberg-jail

Former Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg was sentenced Wednesday to five months in jail for lying under oath during the New York civil fraud investigation involving former President Trump and others, multiple outlets reported.

Why it matters: The sentencing comes just over a month after Weisselberg pleaded guilty to two perjury counts. He will now serve a second stint in jail.

State of play: Weisselberg's conviction Wednesday was connected to an interview he gave to the New York attorney general's office in the lead up to the civil fraud case.

He will serve his sentence in New York City's Rikers Island jail complex.
Weisselberg had also been charged with three additional counts of perjury, but he avoided pleading guilty to those counts under the terms of the plea deal.';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1285959 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:22:16') {

'I'M OUTRAGED!!1 HE OUGHT TO APOLOGIZE!11';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1285961 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:23:51') {

'>5 months
>non-felony
Sweet, he'll be out in time to vote for Trump in November lmao

Good job guys, you got him!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1285965 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:27:39') {

'>>1285961
>convicted criminal goes to jail for his crimes
Why does this make you mad?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1285967 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:30:08') {

'>>1285961
Wait, I thought Chuds wanted more law and order. We're pro-justice reform now?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1285968 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:32:37') {

'A jew lying? Holy shit. What's the world coming too?
Next you'll tell me he committed financial crimes.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1285971 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:34:08') {

'>>1285968
>A jew lying for Trump?
*ftfy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1285972 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:36:01') {

'>>1285968
Wait, but Chuds told me that Trump was fighting Jewish corruption. Why did he hire a corrupt Jew?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1285974 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:40:18') {

'this is a shill thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1285982 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:58:31') {

'>>1285974
only because you're here now';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1285985 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)12:01:10') {

'>>1285961
>You can lie to the courts only if it's to cover up Trump's crimes
Republican shill double standards strike again.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286001 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)13:16:39') {

'>>1285985
i havent seen any republican shills..
Can you point me to the republican shill threads so i can laugh with you?
All i can seem to find is the democrats marching in lockstep with globohomo to gaslight while they fuck over all things..But we know thats all just russian bots... Where are the republican ones?? I cant find those threads...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286002 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)13:19:18') {

'>>1286001
You're incapable of critiquing your own side.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286010 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)13:59:00') {

'>>1285954
But democrats told me that perjury isn't real.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286027 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)16:00:16') {

'>>1285972
He's doing it by accident.
If he was really targeting jewish corruption he'd have Kushner burned at the stake like the witch-jew he is.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286098 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)22:57:35') {

'>>1285954
Looks like my ex reeee';

}

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