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public void Vladimir Putin compares himself to Jesus(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Vladimir Putin compares himself to Jesus';
int postNumber = 1285998;
String image = '1712769145474989.png';
String date = '04/10/24(Wed)13:12:25';
String comment = 'Link: https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/vladimir-putin-compares-himself-jesus-32557406

>Russian president Vladimir Putin has drawn parallels between himself and Jesus Christ, as he continues to battle what he describes as the "Satanic" values of the West. During a video call to open several youth centres near Moscow, Vladimir Putin used various biblical references, in an increasing trend of using religion to justify his severe campaign in Ukraine.

>He had previously likened his supposed "mission" to protect the youth from the harmful influence of the West to the story of Christ's disciples Peter and Andrew, who were charged with spreading the word of God. In a meeting with top Russian officials, the Russian leader asked: "Do you remember how Jesus came to Galilee and saw the fishermen beside the Sea of Galilee?," reports the Daily Star.

>"One was catching fish, another was fixing his net. And he said to them: 'Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men, fishers of human souls.' They became his evangelists, his students.'
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286000 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)13:16:05') {

'>>1285998
Continued:

>"This was very important at a time when world religions were developing ... but it is no less current now, when we must defend our traditional values, our culture, our traditions and our history," he stated, adding: "This is very important for the future of the country."

>Putin has insisted his stance isn't about pushing a purely Christian agenda, pointing out Russia's respect for its "traditional religions" which include Islam, Judaism, and Buddhism. With around 70% of Russians identifying as Christian, Putin has been playing up religious angles, frequently using biblical references to support the Kremlin's narrative.

>Seven months after initiating the conflict in Ukraine in February 2022, Putin lashed out at Western countries, branding them "Satanic" for abandoning what he considers to be the "traditional" and "religious" values that are central to Russia.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286008 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)13:41:58') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286017 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)14:15:02') {

'uhh... wheres the "I am jesus" quote from your headline? It seems not there at all..
Also... Where is he wrong wolf in sheeps clothing?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286018 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)14:18:03') {

'>>1286008
https://www.redbubble.com/i/magnet/HD-Monkey-Putin-by-GroovyJoe/122006243.TBCTK'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286022 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:28:59') {

'>>1286017
He compares himself to Jesus in such a way that he implies he is some form of divinity.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286026 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:50:33') {

'>>1286022
oh i see i see.. that arrogant bastard!!
But where?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286029 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)16:19:04') {

'>>1285998
>>1286000
>>1286008
>>1286017
>>1286018
>>1286022
>>1286026
I don't know why you shills even bother trying. After the disastrous tragedy in the baby murder thread with the checked tranny poster, among other tranny accomplices he had; as well as th diversity hire shills in the Boeing threads trying to destroy everything white people built, why do you think you're still in any position of moral superiority?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286035 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)17:06:06') {

'>>1286029
Pardon me sir I'd like to subscribe to your podcast'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286039 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)17:31:29') {

'>>1286029
Convenient that you are morally superior to all your perceived enemies eliminating any need to evaluate your position. That must comforting, like a nice warm blanket to wrap yourself in.'
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if(i earned that 2B && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286040 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)17:35:29') {

'>>1286029
Low quality IQers like yourself that have been overeducated are the most annoying.
Jared Kushner is a prime example.

As to jesus, if tRump can do it, why not Putin?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286046 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)18:17:40') {

'>>1286022
Dictators love to compare themselves to Jesus.
Trump's done it multiple times.
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-jesus-christ-compare-truth-social-b2518772.html'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286070 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)20:11:36') {

'>>1286046
Democrats aren't known to be religious or follow religion in general'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286072 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)20:55:45') {

'>>1286070
>Whatabout
Why do Republicans and Russians always use the same tactics here?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286073 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)21:02:15') {

'>>1286070
That's right. It's a shitty argument that wouldn't work on me, but I thought it would work on you.
I'm trans BTW.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286107 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)00:03:47') {

'Now that Biden is guaranteed to win in November, I can't wait to see how he destroys Putin';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286111 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)01:29:59') {

'>>1286072
>>1286073
>>1286107
>Self admitted jew tranny sorcerers tries to preach religion and then proceed lie about their unelected globohomo tools or their genitals afterwards'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286117 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)04:04:29') {

'Jesus is also pronounced haysoos';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286121 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)04:40:46') {

'>>1286111
>buzzword
>buzzword
>buzzword
/pol/ ain't sending their best'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286123 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)05:00:26') {

'>>1286029
what'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286168 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)11:01:03') {

'>>1286123
Mental illness and far right indoctrination are a winning combo.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286170 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)11:07:32') {

'>>1286107
Probably by fisting Putin's butthole until it prolapses and he bleeds out or dies from a rectum infection.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289215 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)06:44:45') {

'>>1285998
Not today satan, not today. Okay, Lucifer, it's okay for you.'
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