import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/news/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void OJ Simpson dead at 76(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'OJ Simpson dead at 76';
int postNumber = 1286172;
String image = '1712848250522569.png';
String date = '04/11/24(Thu)11:10:50';
String comment = 'https://abc7.com/orenthal-james-simpson-oj-dead-cancer/14646553/
https://nypost.com/2024/04/11/us-news/oj-simpson-dead-at-76/
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39920478/oj-simpson-dies-cancer-age-76-family-says

O.J. Simpson, whose life as an American sports hero quickly turned when he was charged with the 1994 murder of his wife and her friend, died on Wednesday at the age of 76, his family announced on social media.

"On April 10th, our father, Orenthal James Simpson, succumbed to his battle with cancer. He was surrounded by his children and grandchildren. During this time of transition, his family asks that you please respect their wishes for privacy and grace," the family posted on Simpson's X account.

Simpson's attorney also confirmed his death Thursday to TMZ.

Simpson ultimately was acquitted of stabbing to death Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend, Ronald Goldman, in Los Angeles in one of the most sensational trials of the 20th century. But his life was forever changed; he went from a sports idol to a celebrity-in-exile before being sentenced to 33 years in prison for a bungled 2007 Las Vegas hotel robbery.'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286185 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)12:05:08') {

'Farewell, sweet prince.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286186 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)12:09:51') {

'>>1286172
>He was surrounded by his children and grandchildren
>sentenced to 33 years in prison for a bungled 2007 Las Vegas hotel robbery
So he died in prison, surrounded by family? Do they let you do that? I thought that was the point of prison: to remove the niceties of life as punishment.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286187 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)12:18:35') {

'>>1286186
Laws are for little people and the poor.
He was only convicted to save face.
You're only punished if you upset someone richer or more powerful.
If it had been a hooker or some nobody like the bitch Tyson raped. No one would have given a fuck.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286193 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)12:39:24') {

'>>1286186
"sentenced to" not "served". He got out early.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286194 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)12:48:29') {

'A true American icon.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286196 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)12:51:33') {

'My favorite sports player of all time
F'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286199 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)13:08:35') {

'Bye evil nigger';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286201 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)13:17:21') {

'>>1286186
How do you not know what parole is?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286208 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)14:05:34') {

'>>1286186
The Jews didn't particularly care about him; he was just their little play toy to fuck around with and then vaxxed him when he got too old and useless'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286229 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)15:26:54') {

'He can rest easy knowing that his wife's murderer is dead';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286265 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)16:28:35') {

'fits';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286272 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)16:56:34') {

'The juice in the fridge as expired';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286292 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)18:18:21') {

'>>1286172
Rest in piss'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286296 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)18:42:06') {

'>>1286172
vaxxed?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286300 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)19:33:48') {

'>>1286296
He died from chud cancer from not getting vaxed'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286329 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)00:48:14') {

'>>1286172
>>1286172
>>1286172

>prostate cancer

Good riddance.'
;

}

if(Johnny Cockroach && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286331 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)01:57:22') {

'>>1286172
tRump glove fit
so you can't convi't
>>1286199
Da juice was the best of us black folk.
He showed the honky that he couldn't push us 'round no mo'.'
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}

if(i'll take 1¢ on the $10...please && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286338 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)02:34:10') {

'OJ Simpson died owing more than $100MILLION to families of murder victims Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13298709/OJ-Simpson-died-owing-millions-families-murder-victims-Ron-Goldman-Nicole-Brown.html

Good luck tRump plaintifs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286344 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:46:06') {

'>>1286300
>Cancer not vax
Same thing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286377 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)11:34:29') {

'>>1286172
remember blacks celebrated him getting off for murdering that woman and that jew. blacks are fine with murderers walking free if they are black. one of the jurors did a black power symbol. blacks will get on juries and make sure blacks get off for murder'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286378 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)11:35:51') {

'>>1286186
>So he died in prison, surrounded by family?
they let him out early, he only served 9 years of the sentence'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286612 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)02:33:42') {

'>>1286377
why are you on /news/ if you hate news?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286613 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)02:41:03') {

'>>1286338
trump will be forever thumbed down at everything when hes only experienced otherwise. hes gonna go from awful billionaire to president to the worst president to a nft salesman, shoe salesman, bible salesman, to losing all his properties and plane and cars, to to losing the election, to the criminal trials, to going to jail, to the republican party being reduced to comedic dust.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286614 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)03:26:07') {

'I think the truth is OJ was Hitler. Hes a man of many faces in his prison. Main thing here is this nigger made an entire reality just to torture me for being Jewish.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286621 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)04:15:08') {

'>>1286377
remember when whites celebrated those cops getting off for beating Rodney King? whites are fine with police brutality as long as the cops are white and the victim is black'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286634 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)09:47:06') {

'>>1286621
No. It would have been fortunate if this happened though.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286640 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:12:11') {

'>>1286621
If they returned to Africa where they evolved to live, this wouldn't be a problem for them at all. You do believe in evolution right? Do you think it would be chill to keep a bunch of penguins in a desert biome?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286641 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:13:11') {

'>>1286640
Imagine becoming this indoctrinated'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286648 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:31:10') {

'>>1286641
Yeah I'm the indoctrinated one here.
You know what happens when you introduce non-native species into a new ecosystem? It's usually death but sometimes it's worse.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286651 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:38:33') {

'>>1286648
wow, a real native american. do you cry when you see litter'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286666 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)11:22:24') {

'>>1286641
>nooooo you can't deport my cheap uneducated labor class that helps me keep wages and standards low noooooo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286682 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)12:51:00') {

'>>1286648
>Yeah I'm the indoctrinated one here.
Yes you certainly are.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286690 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)13:51:01') {

'>>1286682
I used to think the way you do and that racism was simply born from ignorance. This is absolutely not the case. I'm not saying there aren't ignorant vulgar racists because there are plenty of them, but experience is the world's greatest teacher.
I hope one day you unlearn the decades of unrelenting programming in order to see the truth about the world around you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286711 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:09:06') {

'>>1286690
When were you indoctrinated?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286738 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:21:47') {

'OJ picked the best possible time to kill his wife';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286764 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)19:32:36') {

'>>1286711
I started my own satanic cult ten years ago so probably around then you limp wristed faggot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286911 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)08:43:53') {

'What kind of retired millionaire gets an experimental vaccine though?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286918 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)09:57:04') {

'>>1286911
Donald J. Trump'
;

}

}
}