import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/news/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Shithole alert: Houston schools were recruiting STUDENTS into trafficking(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Shithole alert: Houston schools were recruiting STUDENTS into trafficking';
int postNumber = 1286383;
String image = '1712944058026465.jpg';
String date = '04/12/24(Fri)13:47:38';
String comment = 'https://nypost.com/2024/04/10/us-news/high-school-teacher-arrested-on-child-sex-trafficking-charges/';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286388 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)13:54:21') {

'>>1286383
So are you gonna paste that article or just be a faggot your entire life?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286390 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)14:00:18') {

'If it posted the article, it would be easier for you to see that, despite the wild bias that has completely destroyed the credibility it once had, not even the New York Compost is claiming what OP's title suggests.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286392 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)14:03:59') {

'>>1286388
He's an anti education russian shill, what do you think?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286400 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)14:50:17') {

'>>1286383
Paste the article dickneck'
;

}

if(avid customer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286448 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)16:59:25') {

'>>1286388
TL:DR

She offered homeless young adults a home and a secure source of income in the sex industry.'
;

}

}
}