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public void Biden such a good president, economy so good, record number of Americans suicide(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Biden such a good president, economy so good, record number of Americans suicide';
int postNumber = 1286561;
String image = '1712974192692367.jpg';
String date = '04/12/24(Fri)22:09:52';
String comment = 'https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68782177
>His death was one of 50,000 suicides registered in the US last year - the largest number ever recorded. In second place: 2022, which saw 49,449 suicides.
>Other universities, across many different states, are experiencing a similar trend. And suicide is now the second-leading cause of death among Americans under the age of 35, according to the Centers for Disease Control, America's health protection agency.
#1 cause of death is accidents, btw
>inb4 good fuck white men
there is another article that is a week old that I am not going to add to this post because then trannies will report it despite the bbc article only being a day old, blacks are killing themselves at record rates and it keeps going up.
But you know biden is totally a good president. that is why 2023 had a record number of homeless and a record number of suicides. Such a good president and economy you either kill yourself or you live on the streets'
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286584 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:59:10') {

'Biden sucks, but why are you so obsessed with trans people?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286585 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)23:05:16') {

'>>1286561
paste the article cockstain'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286589 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)23:17:10') {

'10 states with the lowest suicide rate
>New Jersey: 7.1 per 100k
>New York: 7.9 per 100k
>Massachusetts: 8 per 100k
>Maryland: 9.7 per 100k
>Connecticut: 10 per 100k
>California: 10.1 per 100k
>Rhode Island: 10.3 per 100k
>Illinois: 11.1 per 100k
>North Carolina: 13.2 per 100k
>Virginia: 13.2 per 100k

10 states with the highest suicide rates
>Wyoming: 32.3 per 100k
>Montana: 32 per 100k
>Alaska: 30.8 per 100k
>New Mexico: 25 per 100k
>South Dakota: 23.2 per 100k
>Colorado: 22.8 per 100k
>Oklahoma: 22.1 per 100k
>Nevada: 21.5 per 100k
>North Dakota: 20.8 per 100k
>Arkansas: 20.6 per 100k

Hmm...'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286593 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)23:54:34') {

'>>1286589
Cuckservatives just can't stand losing over and over. Good riddance tbh'
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if(Confusedious say:it look, walk like duck, but dont fuck like duck, it rooster && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286598 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)00:24:08') {

'>>1286584
it gets confused.
they look like women, but they have penises, so it gets an erection and thinks it's a fag.(which it most likely is)'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286600 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)00:26:09') {

'>>1286598
>literally cannot stop thinking about fags and erections
Get professional help'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286616 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)03:30:30') {

'>>1286561
I'm so scared of commiting suicide like one of those people. But, I see you niggers in the hospitals shaking your fat asses on the floor next to your drip and I know for sure I'm in hell.'
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if(Conservative to the core && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286624 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)07:07:06') {

'>>1286616
here in Canada, I'm trying to get my sister, who is older and fatter than i am, and in pain from all that weight on her joints to get a gov. M.A.I.D.s(medical assistance in dying). Her only son died from opioids and her hubby's dead and she has a lot of $ and I'm in the will. Poor thing suffers so, and I tell her how one day she will rejoin her husband and son in heaven(they're both in hell if such places exist)

soon very soon$$$$$$!'
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if(Conservative to the core && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286625 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)07:11:07') {

'>>1286589
it's the farmers.
Poor bastards vote Republican and then get shafted eveytime
americans should import all their food from Mexico and SAmerica and ChyyNa.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286683 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)13:11:26') {

'The number of people self-identifying as trans doubled during the years of the Trump administration.
Ergo, Donald Trump encourages kids to troon out.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286684 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)13:12:58') {

'>>1286683
Hunter Biden caused this'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286688 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)13:18:59') {

'>>1286684
Donald Trump caused hunter biden, but the MSM doesn't want to talk about that'
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if(nik && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286689 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)13:20:54') {

'hio';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286725 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)17:37:34') {

'>>1286683
Good, better to punish themselves, than give themselves the sweet release of death.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286777 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)19:56:53') {

'>>1286561
Friendly reminder the OP is a literal unironic redditor who has exposed himself as such on numerous occasions.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286779 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)20:01:41') {

'>>1286600
He is right tho
Amerimutts don't know the quote "there are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits"'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286793 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)20:38:26') {

'>>1286584
Biden supports them? Openly? and shouldn't? Are you fucking retarded? You're aware a man can't be a woman right? Like if my president said "I agree with pedophilia" and hated him for it, would you say I'm obsessed with pedophiles?
Thank fuck you're probably an inbred europhag who literally can't matter.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286794 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)20:48:18') {

'>>1286793
I don't obsess over trans issues, no'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286803 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)21:37:20') {

'>>1286561
god's will i hope he gets anotehr term'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287823 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)20:16:14') {

'>>1286589
Isolation. Amplified by the pandemic, and the coinciding sense of dread that came along with it. Psychosis resulting from over exposure to nefarious social media I would also expect to play a role. People need to touch grass if they can't take the internet with a grain of salt.'
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