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public void Iran launches invasion of Israel by launching rockets from Yemen(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Iran launches invasion of Israel by launching rockets from Yemen';
int postNumber = 1286715;
String image = 'NaN';
String date = '04/13/24(Sat)16:47:57';
String comment = 'https://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2024/04/13/723624/Iran-retaliation-Israel-consulate-attack

From Iran state media outlet Press TV:
Iran has launched retaliatory strikes against the occupied territories in response to the Israeli regime’s terrorist attack of April 1 against the consular section of the Islamic Republic’s Embassy in the Syrian capital of Damascus, reports say.

The strikes were launched on Saturday night, with some reports saying that the Islamic Republic launched a number of attack drones towards the occupied territories.

Iran has not officially acknowledged retaliatory strikes yet.

Reuters news agency reported that the Islamic Republic has not yet launched missiles in its retaliatory military action against the occupying regime, adding that there is likelihood of it targeting the occupied city of Haifa and the occupied territories’ coastline with “ballistic missiles” in the coming hours.

Israel’s Channel 12 confirmed that the regime had been attacked, claiming that Iran launched tens of drones towards the occupied territories.

(This story will be updated.)'
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286716 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:49:42') {

'>Israel: "We have a right to defend ourselves."
>[launches attack at Iran embassy]
>Israel: "OY VEY"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286717 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:50:16') {

'>>1286715
Iran acknowledged it'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286718 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:51:09') {

'Why can't we just be nice to each other?

The Iranians should just coom and see clarity after that. Cum to think of it, maybe this is why the Middle East is unstable'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286719 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:53:33') {

'>>1286715
its just some drones. who cares. nothingburger as usual.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286720 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:53:37') {

'>>1286715
The world is a more unsafe place with Biden at the helm.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286721 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:54:32') {

'>>1286720
Donald J. Trump'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286723 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)17:24:19') {

'>>1286720
haha ... like Biden knows anything. He doesnt usually know where he is even..
Time to deflate the corporate heads soon if you dont want to live in dystopian japanese anime world come true.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286724 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)17:32:58') {

'>>1286718
t. jew'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286727 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)17:53:34') {

'seriously tho.. Jews.. you sit in that corner.. Muslims.. HEY! i said put the swords away... yes thank you. Muslims sit in that corner.. Now I have notified Abraham of your seriously bad behavior and he is not happy. We are going to have to find some kind of peaceful 2 state solution so you guys can still play together. No jews, it doesnt matter if they started it. Yes, yes you were involved i saw the whole thing. You arent being very honest...
Anyways we have attached a letter in both of your permanent files and we are suspending you both until you can learn to properly cool your jets..
If i hear so much as a tiny drone strike or bombing we will confiscate your nations and reassign you to opposite poles of the earth so you can literally chill tf out.
-The White People'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286728 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)17:56:29') {

'>>1286720
Trump would have started world war III already'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286730 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:00:43') {

'>>1286721
>>1286728

Except the world was relatively peaceful during Trump's administration, despite Israel trying to goad him into invading Iran and he negotiated a deal with the Taliban to get the U.S. out of the Afghani clusterfuck (which Biden promptly fucked up) and despite the Globalists pouring gasoline on Ukraine, Trump's "buddy" Putin for some reason stayed on the sidelines.

The shit didn't hit the fan until Biden and the Dems took over.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286731 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:01:42') {

'>>1286715
Anons what are your thoughts about this? Is it gonna trigger ww3?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286733 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:12:14') {

'>>1286730
Trumps concessions to dictators or antagonizing nations is why this is happening now.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286736 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:20:13') {

'>>1286733

Again; why didn't Trump's supposed "good friend" Putin invade Ukraine? Seems like it would have been the perfect time, as the Mainstream Media and their running dog lackeys on Social Media keep telling us how Trump hung Ukraine out to dry?

Trump wants to get the U.S. out of being the world's policeman, pissing away our tax dollars starting and enflaming wars all over the planet at the behest of Israel and Wall Street.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286737 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:20:24') {

'>>1286730
>Except the world was relatively peaceful during Trump's administration
Trump abandoned our Kurdish allies, triggering a civil war in Syria. He dropped more drone bombs in 2 years than Obama did in his entire 8 while at the same time killing all oversight programs meant to track damage caused by drone bombs. He tongued Xi Jinping's ass while China aggressed his navy in the north sea, dropped the largest non-nuclear bomb since WWII on Afghanistan and assassinated a foreign general. Sure. Peaceful.

>he negotiated a deal with the Taliban to get the U.S. out of the Afghani clusterfuck
What he did was negotiate a clusterfuck and kicked the can down the road to pin it on the next president. He made this deal with the Taliban while completely excluding the ANA, giving them absolutely no opportunity to participate or work out any kind of transition plan. He set the timeline for withdrawal after his presidency ended and, voila, Biden got stuck with the mess.

>Trump's "buddy" Putin for some reason stayed on the sidelines
Russia annexed Crimea in 2014, anon. You don't know this because you have a terminal case of recentism. Russia has never been on the sidelines trying to take over Ukraine.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286739 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:23:06') {

'>>1286736
>Again; why didn't Trump's supposed "good friend" Putin invade Ukraine?
He has been for a long time. He officially annexed Crimea in 2014 but he's been funding separatists and obstructing since long before that. This is the danger of suddenly becoming aware of politics in 2022 - you have no clue of the history of the topics you talk about.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286740 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:24:02') {

'>>1286737
>Trump abandoned our Kurdish allies, triggering a civil war in Syria.
...the civil war that started in 2011?
Wow your dumb'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286741 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:26:36') {

'>>1286736
>>1286739
>>1286737
Also Putin jumped the gun and immediately invade when it was clear Trump failed to seize power since It was clear Trump intended to both leave NATO and cripple the western alliance and outright betray the Ukrainians by ignoring the Budapest Memorandum.
Biden was going to support both NATO and Ukraine so Putin gambled he'd be able to take over Ukraine, but he failed. So he's relying on Republican traitors to sabotage American support and reinstall Trump so he can be given a way to declare victory in Ukraine.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286742 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:26:56') {

'>>1286740
No, the one in 2019 where the Kurds got ass fucked by Turkey because Trump abandoned them. Not even his fellow Republicans agreed with that disaster.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286743 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:27:46') {

'>>1286731
We are well into WW3 already retard. We just won't acknowledge it until it's over.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286744 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:28:24') {

'>>1286742
>Syrian civil war
>Date 15 March 2011[1] – present
>(13 years, 4 weeks and 1 day)
Hmm so you are retarded it seems.
I'm sorry for your loss'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286745 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:28:34') {

'>>1286737

The civil war in Syria (in fact, throughout the Arab world) was initiated by Obama and Hillary via their (and Mossad's) "Arab Spring".

Trump was the ONLY candidate during the election campaign who called out China for their bullshit and repeatedly said the U.S. needed to reverse the outrageously skewed trade deficit with them.

Trump got the U.S. out of Afghanistan after 20 years and bazillions of dollars wasted for literally zero gain. Biden and the Dems took over and reneged on the deal and the result was the disaster we all saw on tv.

Crimea was never historically or ethnically Ukrainian, it was handed to them by Khrushchev in the 1950s and again, why didn't Trump's "buddy" invade Ukraine when he had the chance?

Sorry Dems, you guys are (yet again) responsible for starting wars and fucking up all over the planet.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286746 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:29:50') {

'>>1286745
>The civil war in Syria (in fact, throughout the Arab world) was initiated by Obama and Hillary via their (and Mossad's) "Arab Spring".
Pretty much this tho.
They were funding Islamic State in Syria too trying to destabilize the government there.
US warhawks just throw around the term Kurdish every time they want to justify invading someone.

Democrats are the new us warhawks'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286748 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:36:32') {

'>>1286744
I see you have no defense. Trump abandoned our Kurdish allies out of some vain attempt at signaling isolationist military policy and allowed Turkey and their various Islamic state fundamentalist terrorist groups to wipe them out and start an all out war in Syria.

>The civil war in Syria (in fact, throughout the Arab world) was initiated by Obama and Hillary via their (and Mossad's) "Arab Spring".
See my response above.

>Trump got the U.S. out of Afghanistan after 20 years
No, he didn't. Biden got us out of Afghanistan. Trump specifically set the deadline for after he was president because, clearly, he had absolutely no desire to organize a clean withdrawal. He made no plans, prepared no sort of transition and excluded the ANA from even participating in the talks. He orchestrated the disaster and then left it for Biden to clean up.

>Crimea was never historically or ethnically Ukrainian
Yes it was. Crimea has been apart of Ukraine since Russia and the rest of the world acknowledged Ukrainian borders in 91'.

>why didn't Trump's "buddy" invade Ukraine when he had the chance?
He has been for over a decade

>Sorry Dems, you guys are (yet again) responsible for starting wars and fucking up all over the planet.
I'm not surprised you believe this. You have a sub 50 IQ understanding of this entire issue. Every talking point you've brought up has been a lie fed to you by FOX News.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286749 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:43:32') {

'Nothingburger. They alerted Israel of the attack so that the missiles could be intercepted and are now saying that the military operation has been concluded.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286756 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)19:13:52') {

'>>1286731
America will not go to war in an election year.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286766 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)19:36:15') {

'>>1286756
This is fact. No USA involved = no WW3.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286801 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)21:32:44') {

'>>1286730
>sleepy joe cant remember or do anything
>woke joe is starting wars around the world

which is it?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286812 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)22:40:19') {

'>>1286731
Part of me wants to have the USA use this to firebomb Iran too the stone age but logically I assume in a destabalized Iran we'd just get an even more radical fundamentalist Muslim group take over the area who would be more willing to plot 9/11 II: Electric Boogaloo.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286814 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)23:00:10') {

'>>1286731
The only thing that would bring WWIII to the brink, in this situation, is if Iran tries to actually do anything with nuclear weapons, or brokers an agreement with other Arab nations to make a coalition of Islam to try and take Israel by force.
Since Israel is designated as major Non-NATO ally, and has been since 1987, both of those could bring NATO into the conflict, which would be a signal for North Korea, China, and Russia to try and make some moves on things they want.

In such an example, we could see China going for Taiwan, North Korea for South Korea, and Russia for pretty much nothing since they're war-weary.
Islamic states (nation-states, not the terrorist group) would probably head straight for Israel, and go for smaller countries nearby, such as Cyprus, Greece, and Bulgaria, with a potential push north into Armenia and Georgia.

But in this I cannot, for the life of me, see this working out in the favor of anyone except (potentially) China in the short term. All coalitions are either ill-prepared to actually wage war, or are far enough behind, technologically, that it'd be a slaughter. While they may have numbers, numbers only do so much when you're outclassed.

So, no, I do not think this will start WWIII, but we might have an actual war break out in the middle east, and be contained to the region.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286815 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)23:00:55') {

'>>1286814
an arab coalition against israel didn't start a world war last time'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286817 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)23:07:59') {

'>>1286731
Israel isn't a part of NATO, but they still have a firm grasp over the politicians in Washington DC via AIPAC.
Problem #1: Nobody in the USA is willing to risk a war with Iran. If this becomes a regional conflict, Iran will shut down the strait of hormuz and cause an energy crisis for the first world.
Problem #2: It was clear from the start that Israel was trying to bait the USA into a war with Iran because Netanyahu is a total retard that's trying to escape prosecution by continuously initiating foreign conflicts.
Problem #3: Any president that has gone against the wishes of Israel during an election year, historically, has lost the presidential election. Full stop.
Biden (probably) isn't stupid enough to start WW3. Iran knows this, so they will continue to bomb Israel, or they will just throw a few stones and say they did their job to avenge their pride.
tl;dr probably not.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286819 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)23:12:05') {

'>>1286801
No one claimed Biden was "starting" wars. War is breaking out because no one takes the US seriously under Biden's watch'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286820 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)23:13:12') {

'>>1286819
Donald J. Trump'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286821 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)23:14:15') {

'>>1286820
D-drumpf...???!!'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286822 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)23:16:33') {

'>>1286821
Former President Donald John Trump'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286823 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)23:17:08') {

'>>1286819
Didn't Iran literally attack US troops under Trump's watch? Injuring a shitton of them?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286829 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)23:27:54') {

'>>1286817
oh shit i gotta get in on that oil stocks then'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286832 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)23:41:13') {

'>>1286829
That wasn't financial advice. Don't be retarded.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286909 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)07:22:06') {

'Iran fires over 300 drones, missiles at Israel

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/04/13/world/israel-iran-gaza-war-news'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286913 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)09:16:18') {

'>>1286801
>>sleepy joe cant remember or do anything
>>woke joe is starting wars around the world
>which is it?

Alzheimer Joe Biden is nothing but a puppet, it ought to be obvious even to Dems.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286917 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)09:53:22') {

'>>1286913
O rly? Who is controlling him?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286958 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)11:23:01') {

'>>1286917

Come one how, it's obvious Biden's mental faculties are greatly diminished and weren't all that great when he was elected, which means those in his cabinet/administration are actually calling the shots.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286988 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)12:54:38') {

'>>1286817
> or they will just throw a few stones and say they did their job to avenge their pride
Thats prob whats gonna happen
Israel now has the Power to escalate it or de-escalate it.Since the elections are coming Biden prob gives full support for Israel soooo i really dont know'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287204 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:43:33') {

'>>1286727
kek'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287214 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)11:14:36') {

'>>1286958
You can't honestly believe this'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287215 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)11:15:18') {

'>>1287214
You can't honestly NOT believe this

The man is not mentally there'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287234 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)12:26:45') {

'>>1286958
Accurate'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287235 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)12:29:36') {

'>>1286730
Also accurate'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287237 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)12:38:36') {

'>>1287215
>>1287234
>>1287235
It's like you were in a coma from 2016 to 2020'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287243 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)12:53:16') {

'>>1286737
LOL we are at the brink of WWIII with Biden and you comment this crap. GLOW or retard.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287272 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)14:52:11') {

'>>1287237
It's like you shill nonstop.
I have a political preference, but at least I admit objective facts'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288846 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:51:13') {

'>>1286988
>Since the elections are coming Biden prob gives full support for Israel soooo i really dont know
They already said that any retaliation on Iran will not be backed up or sanctioned by USA, so I'm going to assume Israel won't push it'
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