import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/news/';
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class Thread extends Board {
public void Dems are mad that harvard is requiring SATs/ACTs again(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Dems are mad that harvard is requiring SATs/ACTs again';
int postNumber = 1286858;
String image = '1713073762743646.jpg';
String date = '04/14/24(Sun)01:49:22';
String comment = 'Dems say its racist to require students prove the can do math and read on a test before going to college
Also remember in the 2000s when George W Bush passed a law requiring schools teach phonic because it worked to make sure his retarded brother learned how to read so dems intentionally embezzled a ton of NCLB money Marie Clay/Lucy Calkins reading program, that doesn't teach phonic and is scientifically proven not to teach kids to read. And the dems literally installed this in as many schools as possible and used up as much NCLB money on it as possible even though they were told they legally couldn't so they just changed the the Calkins description without changing the program at all. Meaning the Dems intentionally didn't teach pretty much any kid who started going to school after 2002 how to read to own W Bush and that is why zoomers are retarded and have so much more trouble reading 4chan posts than boomers did 5-10 years ago
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/education/2024/04/11/standardized-tests-harvard-admission-requirements/73292423007/'
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286861 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)01:59:42') {

'he's making threads again';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286910 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)07:36:50') {

'Hooray for Asians!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286912 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)08:58:49') {

'>>1286861
once you filter out republicans,democrats,trump,biden, then /news/ is actually news again'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286914 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)09:16:29') {

'Where does it say "dems says its racist" in the article';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286919 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)10:01:44') {

'>>1286912
You have a lot of words to filter out if you think only those words are the ones needing a filter'
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}

if(jews rape kids && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286946 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)11:06:49') {

'>>1286914
The DemoKKKrat party has always been about race and being racist shit bags.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286948 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)11:07:22') {

'>>1286946
t. racist'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286950 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)11:09:24') {

'>>1286858
Dem here. No one is mad. You have been misinformed again.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1286961 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)11:31:41') {

'I like how all the dem shills are saying that no one is mad or saying it is racist, but not contending at all that dems intentionally didn't teach zoomers to read to >own W, because he wanted kids to learn how to read';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287073 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:35:37') {

'>>1286961
Please retype this without the schizo nonsense.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287075 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:39:44') {

'>>1286950
>You have been misinformed again.
Not misinformed. He makes up false headlines on purpose as /pol/ rage bait.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287076 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:42:37') {

'>>1286961
....what?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287078 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:44:50') {

'>>1286961
My favorite thing is when Republicans under Nancy Bush pushed the 'No Child Left Behind' policy that just pushed failings students through school in order to make schools look better while leading to millions of retards with no basic grasp of anything.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287080 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:48:07') {

'>>1287078
Laura Bush*'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287164 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)00:22:44') {

'>>1287078
>Nancy Bush makes a bunch of Democrat voters
I'm sure that really is your favorite thing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287186 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)06:40:15') {

'>>1286914
>implying OP ever reads the links he posts
He's just a troll from Reddit who has spent the last 3 years spamming garbage here. Sage and ignore, don't bother engaging'
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