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public void in Brazil: Woman takes dead man to withdraw R$17,000 from bank(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'in Brazil: Woman takes dead man to withdraw R$17,000 from bank';
int postNumber = 1287867;
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String date = '04/16/24(Tue)23:44:11';
String comment = 'Érika de Souza Vieira Nunes took a corpse in a wheelchair to sign a loan, but bank employees noticed the attempted fraud and ended up at the police station

Érika entered with the corpse in a wheelchair and spoke to him normally, even asking him to sign the document. Employees at the bank branch became suspicious and called Samu.

"The people at the bank thought he was sick, feeling unwell, and called Police. The doctor found that the elderly man had already died, apparently a few hours ago.

https://extra.globo.com/rio/casos-de-policia/noticia/2024/04/mulher-leva-morto-para-sacar-r-17-mil-em-banco-se-o-senhor-nao-assinar-nao-tem-como-disse-a-gerente.ghtml

video in X.com: https://twitter.com/AlertaMundoNews/status/1780407182187504110'
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287903 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)01:19:08') {

'>>1287867
The scheme almost worked if not for those pesky meddling bank employees.'
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if(Anonymouse && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1287965 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)06:32:42') {

'>>1287903
her weekend with Bernie.
The employees got suspicious when she held Bernie's hand to help him sign his name'
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