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public void Israel launches missile strikes into Iran in response to Tehran's attack Sunday(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Israel launches missile strikes into Iran in response to Tehran's attack Sunday';
int postNumber = 1288409;
String image = '1713493875078017.jpg';
String date = '04/18/24(Thu)22:31:15';
String comment = 'The Israeli military has conducted missile strikes against Iran, a senior U.S. military official told NPR on Thursday. There are also reports of explosions in Iraq and Syria.

The strikes appear to be the response Israel vowed to carry out after an Iranian attack on Sunday, when Tehran fired hundreds of drones and missiles at Israel. Most of Iran's volleys were intercepted or caused little damage. The U.S. military official spoke on condition of anonymity Thursday. Iran's Fars News Agency says explosions were heard in the central city of Isfahan, according to the Reuters News Agency.

The extent of Israel's strikes and the weapons used weren't clear. The U.S. and other western allies had been urging Israel to forego a military strike to avoid a regional conflict springing out of the Israel-Hamas war. Those concerns rose when an air strike – which Iran blamed on Israel – killed two Iranian military commanders in the country's consulate in Damascus, Syria, on April 1. Iran said Sunday's attack on Israel was in response to that.

The region has been on the edge of wider conflict since Hamas attacked Israel Oct. 7, which Israel says killed 1,200 people, and Israel's subsequent invasion of Gaza, which has killed more than 30,000 people according to Gaza health officials. Israel and Iran-backed Hezbollah have traded frequent fire over the northern Israel border. Houthi militants, also backed by Iran, have been going after international commercial vessels passing through the Red Sea in recent months. The group's leaders claim they're targeting ships with links to Israel in response to the country's ongoing invasion of Gaza.

https://www.npr.org/2024/04/18/1245763498/israel-iran-missile-strikes'
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288410 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:44:27') {

'netanyahu is a retard of epic proportions holy shit lmao';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288414 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:07:19') {

'>>1288409
biden really fumbled the bag in the middle east
it was obvious early on that he wasn't going to be as good as trump or even obama but now he's on par with bush'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288415 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:09:34') {

'Uh. if you retaliate to a retaliatory strike isn't that just called war?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288431 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:55:30') {

'Biden needs to get out of there immediately.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288432 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:02:50') {

'>>1288415
Who started it?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288433 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:14:58') {

'>>1288432
The Jews for being there.'
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}

if(if you bomb us do we not bleed? && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288459 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)02:48:36') {

'>>1288433
net-yahoo wants to stir the hornets nest to get the US involved.
He'd stage a terrorist strike on the US if the muslims would get blamed for it(see 9/11).
Netty is a real psychopath.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288476 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)04:19:43') {

'>>1288432
Israel attacked an Iranian consulate and killed a bunch of people.
>But Iran-backed-
Aren't Iran. Giving someone arms isn't an act of war.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288506 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)08:08:48') {

'>>1288410
So if someone attacks CONUS with missiles and drones they should get a pass?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288507 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)08:09:48') {

'>>1288459
>Netty
Grow up'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288509 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)08:32:05') {

'>>1288409
Isnt anyone else Just tired of all the bullshit joos create? the world needs a true hitler 2.0'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288520 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)10:10:12') {

'>>1288506
No one cares for your questions, eurotrash faggot.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288522 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)10:15:44') {

'>>1288509
It needs multiple Hitlers. A Hitler for every country.
Jews must be divested in.
Jews should control no human currency.
Jews should have no media voice.
Ship them all the Israel and isolate them even if Palestine has to fall.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288525 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)10:52:24') {

'>>1288507
Net + Yahoo'
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}

if(if you hurt us do you not bleed? && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288526 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:01:32') {

'>>1288522
We jews live in a mutually beneficial symbiotic relationship with humans.

removing us from the biosphere is like removing the beneficial organisms from your body.
homeostasis would be destroyed like Antibiotics harming healthy gut bacteria
We jews are the healthy gut bacteria of humanity.

Our banking and medical skills amongst others keep human civilization viable .'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288538 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:36:32') {

'>>1288526
The jew confuses "symbiotic" with "parasitic".
Every time.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1288613 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:55:13') {

'>>1288506
hello goalposts? yes, it's the moving department.'
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