import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/news/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void McGill University's anti-Zionist encampments have tripled in size.(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'McGill University's anti-Zionist encampments have tripled in size.';
int postNumber = 1291051;
String image = 'NaN';
String date = '04/29/24(Mon)12:56:23';
String comment = 'https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7187787

Pro-Palestinian protestors have built encampments on University grounds.'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1291054 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:01:01') {

'>no article text
>amp link
Do you ever get tired of shitposting?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1291056 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:02:57') {

'>>1291054
My bad, first time posting here.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1291058 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:04:04') {

'>>1291056
No worries, the only real board requirement for making a thread is posting a valid news source so it's cool'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1291061 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:11:39') {

'>>1291058
Board tradition'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1291098 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)15:19:27') {

'>>1291051
From the glorious Canadian West here.
Except for people that attend McGill or are from Montreal, no one else cares about what happens there - oh yeah, and you guys should just separate already, the rest of Canada is sick and tired of your BS.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1291136 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:34:22') {

'>>1291054
Article pasting is a laughably outdated "tradition" (not even a rule lmao), using that word loosely as nobody gives a fuck what the article says and also nobody gives a fuck about anything in general anymore.'
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}

if(ribbet ribbet we want our liberté && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1291144 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:43:00') {

'>>1291098
We would loose so much Quebec culture if they separated, maple syrup, poutine, the new brunswick and nove scotia and Labrador would be cut off(we would need a corridor of english along US and Canada border from ontario to new brunswick'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1291146 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:45:06') {

'>>1291136
understandable that shitheels have no decorum.'
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}

if(ribbet ribbet we want our liberté && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1291149 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:47:20') {

'>>1291098
>From the glorious Canadian West here.
OP is a ribbeting EAASLer
Scotland will separate from GB b4 the cowardly froggys will separate from the true north strong & free'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1291166 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:11:07') {

'>>1291098
I'm from the Maritimes, I don't like Montreal at all.'
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}

if(Saagar Singh && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1291392 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)04:58:22') {

'>>1291166
I wish your kind would stop emigrating to Toronto and taking our jobs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9EbtdKVDmk'
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}

}
}