import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/news/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Elementary school teacher arrest for making out with 11 year old student(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Elementary school teacher arrest for making out with 11 year old student';
int postNumber = 1292491;
String image = '1714758003347049.jpg';
String date = '05/03/24(Fri)13:40:03';
String comment = 'A 24-year-old Wisconsin elementary school teacher was arrested Wednesday for allegedly “making out” with her fifth-grade student — less than three months before her wedding.
Madison Bergmann’s alleged abuse of the 11-year-old boy came to light when the student’s mother overheard her son talk to the teacher on the phone, CBS News Minnesota reported.
The victim’s parents found alleged texts between the pair and the boy’s father then stormed into River Crest Elementary School with print-outs of the conversations.
https://local12.com/amp/news/nation-world/elementary-school-teacher-arrested-after-making-out-with-11-year-old-student-abuser-abused-cincinnati-crime-criminal-activity-sexual-assault-charges-accusations-multiple-text-messages-complaint-fifth-grade-concerning-court-appearance-scheduled-may-school'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1292492 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)13:44:40') {

'>>1292491
Don't be an Islamophobe, Anon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1292494 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)14:12:29') {

'>>1292491
I'M OUTRAGED!!1 SHE OUGHT TO APOLOGIZE!!1'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1292507 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)14:40:25') {

'Father's day is gonna be interesting once dad gets that "World's Best Cock Blocker" coffee mug.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1292533 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)15:06:52') {

'>>1292491
Why do public schools even exist anymore?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1292534 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)15:10:57') {

'>>1292533
So you people have something to constantly whine about'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1292643 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:30:14') {

'>>1292534
Of course a t. ranny groomer such as yourself wouldn't have a problem with public schools, especially in this current shitty times we live in. Freak'
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}

if(t. ranny groomed && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1292644 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:52:51') {

'>>1292643
ooooo they look like womyns, but they got penises oooo bleech
i bet that penis tastes terrible
As to the article, when I was 11 yrs old, I had already had pubic hair and a 6'' penis and my 30 yr old teacher taught me how a young man grooms himself. Aint nothing wrong with groomin'.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1292731 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)11:00:32') {

'>>1292491
Nice'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1292987 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)05:58:51') {

'>>1292491
Really struggling to understand how a 24 year old woman saw an 11 year old child, who no doubt showers once a week, plays games 8 hours a day, has come stains on his pants and underwear as well as rock hard cum encrusted tissues all over his bedroom floor, lives of doritos and energy drinks, as attractive and wanted to kiss him. Fucking weirdo.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1293020 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)13:21:46') {

'>>1292643
Did you even get any education at all Cletus?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1293024 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)13:29:58') {

'>>1292491
niccee
nicceee
nicce'
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}

if(me thinks she dost protest too much && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1293030 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)15:18:09') {

'>>1292987
>has come stains on his pants and underwear as well as rock hard cum encrusted tissues all over his bedroom floor,
> Fucking weirdo.

You really put a lot of effort into describing an 11 yr old child masturbating.

Are you a female?

11 yr olds don't jerk off much if at all, and if you're a male, you just described your bedroom'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1293111 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)10:09:06') {

'>>1292491
Nice'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1293202 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)19:38:10') {

'Eh, girls will be girls.';

}

}
}