'>>27587742
>Would it be in poor taste to write “free candy” on your van as a joke?
Yes
>Or is it a funny thing to do?
No';

'>>27587742
>look guys, I'm like a pedophile abducting, raping and maybe killing children ahah';

'Dude I wouldn't put any signals like that out there even if it's a joke
ppl are crazy mad about pedos';

'>>27587742
Do it. When somebody asks, give them some gum.';

'>>27587742
Vans are for work or being homeless.
This wouldn't be good for business for the former, and it would make you more noticeable when you're trying to hide in a Sprouts parking lot overnight for the latter.';

'>>27587742
Depends, are you a little girl looking to molest oji-sans?';

'>>27587742
write "paid candy" in a cool font with flames';

'>>27587742
Yes, but other people have done it.';

'>>27587807
If that's the case...';

'>>27588061
The very idea that someone was able to collect and -retain- any nonzero amount of 10mm sockets makes this bait too obvious to work on even the dumbest and most desperate grease monkey.';

'>>27587807
whats source of image looks interesting to look into';

'>>27587742';

'>>27587795
Yeah, but everyone knows that pedos are in hybrids and EVs.';

'>>27587843
Post nose.';

'A middle aged woman would likely start hyperventilating because the threat the news told her about 20 years ago is real';

'>>27587770
Yeah you can save time by just putting campaign signs for Scott Weiner on your vehicle and everyone will get the message';

'>>27587742
Are you 17 years old?';

'undefined';

'>>27587770
My nephew is in elementary school and he is asking me to write “free candy” on my van. Apparently he and the other kids at school think it’s the most hilarious thing in the world.';

'>>27588606
oh god';

'>>27587742
The fact that you thought about doing this enough to ask for opinions is a sign you probably should get chemically castrated, and even then stay away from elementary schools.';

'>>27588606
Hot';

'What's funny about it OP?';

'>>27587742
How about Free Palestine?';

'>>27587765
kys moralfag';

'I would rather go old school and put a dragon and a warrior on the side.
Or maybe have a full itasha
>>27588612
we have gone full circle';

'>>27588612
yeah kids are not exactly known to be particularly funny. They'll quickly grow out of it unlike OP';

'>>27587765';

'>>27588612
He would also think its funny if you suffered various bad things and sleezeball reputation for said van.';

'>>27587742
There are other ways to decorate a van heres some examples';

'Do a barcode you scan that pulls up some kind of joke.
The free candy thing probably won't get you in trouble bc its so smack in the face obvious to be a joke. But the issue is the joke isn't creative so you might get a eye roll at best.

QR code skibbidy toilet fuck idk';

'>>27587742
>not schizo scrawl with chalk markers
anon are you gay';

'undefined';

'>>27587742
You’ll end up getting jumped or go viral then get jumped.';

'>>27588061
>>27588078
>reddit meme
go back looser's';

'>>27587795
Ah, Pedobear. The meme that got me into 4chan in the first place.';

'>>27587795
>ppl are crazy mad about pedos
can confirm, did this on my rapevan last halloween, everyone thought it was hilarious except for one faggot 45 year old that pulled up and said "do you wanna get shot????" to which I said YEAH with a big smile (I'm in my 20s)';

'>>27589052
That's more pedo than free candy.';

'>>27589524
>skibidfle toilet hahahhahaha omg hahahahahahahaaha
kys zoomer';

'>>27589898
>this image is almost ten years old
Time comes for us all.';

'>>27589918
the guys who get frothing at the mouth like that are guaranteed to have to pretty nasty skeletons in their closet';

'>>27590111
Woah, I guess I’ve been on this site for too long…';

'>>27589052
this van should do non-stop burnouts';

'>>27590111
>>27591173
I've been here since 2008. You're here forever.';

'>>27587742
idk mang some people have no humour';

'If you do put "free candy" on your van OP, you better actually keep some candy in it; make sure to offer some to anyone who complains to you about it.';

'>>27587795
What does that character come from anyway.
Is he actually a fairly innocent character that was made disgusting by the internet?
It would be funny if some family friendly artist created the equivalent of Barnie only to need disgusted with its reputation.
Is it possible the same thing happened to Barnie over there?';

'>>27588061
>>27588078
I don't really know what makes 10mm sockets so unbelievable.
Are they frequently stolen or breaking?
Is the 10mm variety super rare? Particularly useless or useful?';

'>>27588248
Is this actually true or just a meme?
What would drive them all to be interested in that car?';

'>>27589995
Why do you say that?';

'>>27590329
Why do you say that?';

'>>27595164
they constantly go missing, it's been a meme for years now. but i've had this happen to me in my own goddamn garage. thankfully i did eventually get it back and i make sure to note down where the fuck i leave it';

'>>27587807';

'>>27595155

On 2ch, Kuma was often depicted in images sleeping with children, and this was promptly exploited on 4chan to create the Pedobear persona. Soon it gained its representation as an image rather than text art, and started being superimposed in pictures[4] depicting children (especially if these pictures could be interpreted as sexually suggestive, such as when involving swimsuits, underwear or child beauty pageants).
>>27595164
10mm is the most common size on Hondas and other japscrap so they're the most frequently used (and lost) socket';

'>>27595155
>>27595793
First time I saw pedobear (kuma) was a sticker on a '99 civic sir a friend had imported from japan back in 2003. No idea what the sticker said, wish I took a picture of it.';

'>>27595757
Do you have a link to the full show?';

'>>27596893
it's called mitsuboshi colors';

'people don't just pretend to be pedophiles. it's not something you joke about, unless you are a professional comedian and only do it very infrequently.';

'>>27587742
Is it in poor taste? Absolutely.
Is it also hilarious? Absolutely.
Do it, faggot.';

'>>27587742
Funny but probably illegal and will definitely get you beaten up';

'>>27595164
my brother moved and gave me some tools from his garage. there was a nice brand new socket set and i was stoked because i didnt have one.

turns out despite him never really using it its missing like 3 sockets, the only ones ive needed. he also lost the thing that converts it to the smaller head size rendering like half of them useless';

'>>27597659
Those socket converters are cheap as hell at harbor freight.';

'>>27587742
On your van yes, on someone else van how ever...';

'>>27587742
Well that depends. Are you giving out free candy?';

'>>27587742';

'>>27587742
in the game APB reloaded i used to have that shit and pedobear painted on my ran van';

'>>27587742
The joke has ran it's course and stopped being funny ages ago. You'd basically be the guy posting the same tired meme for the millionth time. Doing it now just screams to the world that you lack both imagination, self-control, and attention.';

'>>27595164
It's a very common bolt size, so you're using the 10mm constantly and that's how it's usually the first to go missing';

'>>27588248
WTF i love the pruis now!';

'>>27587742
Fine as long as you have free candy to give.';

'>>27590111';

'>>27599130
God I miss loli 4chan';