import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/o/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 27588314;
String image = '1713451779151056.jpg';
String date = '04/18/24(Thu)10:49:39';
String comment = 'Realistically, why do you "need" more?';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27588351 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)10:59:41') {

'I don't like horses';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27588369 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)11:08:18') {

'>>27588314
you need to feed a horse even when you arent riding it, and they become useless after 15 years'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27588396 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)11:21:47') {

'>>27588314
Slow, not good for public roads or highways, needs more daily maintenance and upkeep
Im pretty sure horses are much more expensive to buy outright than a used toyota anyway, let alone the wagon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27588494 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:12:39') {

'>>27588369
Cars are useless after 4-6 years max.
After that they are junk.
Horses live longer, eat grass, so mow your lawn for free, and make great hamburgers afterwards.
Get a breeding pair and with this one little trick you can never be fleeced for real money for junk again'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590280 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)02:18:37') {

'>>27588314
do you live in a barrel in a sunny spot in Athens?
then done talk to me about wanting anything.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590376 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)03:18:36'  && image=='barracuda.png') {

'Realistically, why do you "need" less or more?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590408 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)04:04:51') {

'>>27588494
>mow your lawn for free
better be a pretty fucking massive lawn'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590442 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)04:44:48') {

'>>27588494
>Cars are useless after 4-6 years max.
>After that they are junk.
Either you're buying really shitty cars or you are a nigger who doesn't know what maintenance is.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590447 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)04:46:48') {

'>>27588314
My commute to work would take like 5 hours.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590464 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)05:14:21') {

'Horses can also fuck you in the ass. Cars can't';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590471 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)05:18:36') {

'>>27590464
I bet you could make it work in a car with the right gear knob.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590477 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)05:27:40') {

'>>27590471
Modern cars tend to have buttons and rotary dials instead of proper shift levers. Truly pathetic.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590621 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)08:02:09') {

'>>27588494
my 18-year-old lexus would like to disagree, my good sir (downvote)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590635 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)08:15:12'  && image=='IMG_1969.png') {

'>>27588369
Plus you have to clean and groom them (or pay someone else to) and vet bills'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590649 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)08:24:07') {

'>>27588314
Yes, I prefer to cars forever. Horses are annoying. If you dont like cars then you should consider KYS, alternatively you go back /n/ or /pol/ and stay away from /o/.
>27588494
>Horses fart much.
>Horses do large shit.
>Horses do pee.
>Horses need to be treated very carefully so the horse wont panic or get angry at you. If horse panics then horse may drop you to the ground hard, if the horse gets angry it probably tries to kick you. Regardless to which happens both of these can injure and even kill you.
>Horses do attract flies, bugs.'
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}

if(Basedbane™ Early morning edition && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590702 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)08:55:08') {

'>>27588314
Speed lad speed
The adrenaline and feel'
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}

if(Greased Geese && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590797 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)09:37:09') {

'>>27590635
threads over'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590995 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:46:35') {

'>>27588314
Why hasn't carriage technology advanced at all in the last 100+ years? It feels like they got to rubber tires and then just stopped. They still use leaf springs, drum brakes (if any), and open box seat. There's also no AC, electric lighting, radio, bluetooth, navigation, phone charging that you'd expect a modern carriage to have by now. There's also no QoL improvements for the animals like heating, cooling, feeding, drinking, etc.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591022 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:54:44'  && image=='IMG_1972.png') {

'>>27590797
I say when it's over bozo'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591023 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:55:55') {

'>>27588314
Hey op that’s fine. I’ll need 5 acres though of pasture and a water source to maintain it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591024 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:56:02'  && image=='naturmobil-1-horse-power-vehicle_100226997_m.jpg') {

'>>27590995
Just because you don't know about it doesn't mean that it hasn't happened.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591031 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:59:26') {

'>>27591024
You just broke me. I have an image of a bunch of dogs in the back of that alternately powering it and poking their heads out of portholes.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591039 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:02:30'  && image=='833B51A4-9DD7-4ED7-8EF0-9636F8875EB0.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Basedbane™ Early morning edition && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592661 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:35:37') {

'>>27591022
Fucking horse fucker'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593027 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:20:55') {

'>>27588494
Name a single Toyota or Honda that won't run after 6 years with basic maintenance'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593089 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:45:49'  && image=='1542249722849.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593145 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:14:01') {

'>>27593089
based'
;

}

}
}