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String date = '04/18/24(Thu)16:24:10';
String comment = '>https://www.supportteslavalue.com/
LMAO you can't make this shit up
Telsa created a whole website dedicated to promote Elmo's pay packet';
'is this why tesla stocks are down 50% over the last 10 months?';
'>Elmo
Shouldn't you be posting this on mastodon with the other deranged lefties';
'>>27589070
Would you prefer if I called him Muskrat?';
'>>27589057
Elon os literally the Henry Ford of our time.
If ol' Henry had the internet, he would have been able to rally his shareholders to invest in his socialist scheme to pay his worker comrades more. Instead, greedy capitalists were able to strong arm him into capitalism when all he wanted to make was a socialist utopia.';
'>>27589100
well Henry Ford and Elon Musk are both racists so you're partly correct.';
'>>27589074
either one provides a complete assessment of your entire personality, use whichever you like';
'>>27589057
>thanks to Elon Musk's vision and leadership Tesla has created tremendous value for you
Why do these companies always sound so cultish? Will my Model 3 come with an Operating Thetan 1 course coupon?';
'>>27589057
Fake, but quite amusing.';
'>>27589057
This feels like one of those "Elon is giving away bitcoin" scam sites that were everywhere back in the 2021 bull run.';
'>>27589057
ELON MAN BAD';
'>>27589126
>Elon
>racist
Damn, why do lefties keep making shit up? Next they will say he is literally Hitler.';
'>>27589100
>Henry Ford
>socialist
He was a staunch capitalist, he just had the 80/20 foresight that people spend a lot more money when they're paid well and aren't working 80 hours and 6-7 days a week.';
'>>27589057
Musk Derangement Syndrome';
'>>27589057
This has to be a satire website, right?
>Stock is down 60% from ATH
>Sales targets missed
>Cybercuck is DOA and the final nail in the coffin
>Just fired 14000 employees
>Elmo: "I deserve $2000 per second"';
'best thing elon could do for his companies is kill himself';
'>>27590266
Seeing how things are going Tesla and SpaceX will be bankrupt within 5 years with or without Elon.';
'>>27589057
>simping for the billionaire
>defending the billionaire
cringe af';
'>>27589057
Based, I hope he sucks them dry and uses the money to dunk on leftoids some more.';
'>>27589459
He grew up in South africa public school system and got one of his spine bones cracked by a rabid nigger';
'>>27589583
>He was a capitalist though!
>Except for his socialist ideals, and doctrine.
>And his infamous socialist worker care system';
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