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int postNumber = 2727806;
String image = '1714834197330510.jpg';
String date = '05/04/24(Sat)10:49:57';
String comment = '> catch a flat tire
> get a repair kit
> get the inner tube out
> find the hole
> seal it
> use a mini hand pump to inflate the tube
> pump for like 10 minutes
> still flat
mini pumps are a meme and presta valves are a work of satan';

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public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2727818 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)11:25:55' && image=='hosie.jpg') {

'>>2727806
>mini pumps are a meme
They're inferior to every other pump, only useful for repairs on the go. Get one where the actual pump handle is attached with a rubber hose so you can move it freely. Much less retarded design.
>and presta valves are a work of satan
True.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2727821 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)11:33:37' && image=='tuotesivu_Renkaanpaikkaussarjapussissa_1358_5c949fc19181acb5da9d65d997d3a7d2_1.jpg') {

'>>2727806
>get a flat
>contemplate changing to your spare wheel but fuck no
>take out pic related, fix it in 5min and throw the useless co2 cartridges away
>fill it with 12v compressor
>drive away';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2727865 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)12:44:06') {

'>>2727806
>I can't inflate a tire bloo bloo bloo
Skill issue. Any 4chins poster worth his salt should be extremely capable when it comes to short-stroke pumping action';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2727886 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:42:09') {

'>>2727865
i fixed it already. the issue was the presta valve being a dogshit piece of construction and i had to use an adapter for it
also kill yourself';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2727895 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:59:14') {

'>>2727886
>retard used the wrong end on the pump and blames the valve

only on 4chan dot org slash out';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2729014 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)20:40:56') {

'>>2727886
>i had to use an adapter for it
fucksake.
https://youtu.be/I6J8D0RLmFo?si=48J4TPnYl-iFCle6
Switch to tubeless too.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2731255 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)15:18:11') {

'>>2727806
I once pumped a car tired with a mini pump
it was stupid and I was retarded';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2731608 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)11:22:58' && image=='savior.png') {

'>Gets you back on the bike within minutes
You should really replace the inner with a new one after, but I always carry this stuff with me when cycling, has gotten me (and broken down strangers on the road) out of plenty of shit situations. 5€, you'd have to be a retard to fuck up using it and it means I don't have to do a half hour repair job on the side of the road for a minor puncture.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2731873 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)21:44:43' && image=='IMG_3310.jpg') {

'>>2731608
Why wait for a puncture in the first place?
Ditch the tubes.
Carry one for an emergency spare if you’re paranoid or 6 gorillion km from home.';

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