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int postNumber = 2728274;
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String date = '05/05/24(Sun)09:33:38';
String comment = '>watch youtube noo
>whips out cheap chinese non full tang machete
>begins to baton green wet wood off a living tree
>chops down whole forest
>makes massive bonfire
No nigger! All you need is twigs! Gather a faggot and you're good to go.
If I see you with a bonfire I immediately skip your video.
The military solved the outdoor mess kit long ago. get one of these bad boyss in pic related with a canteen, cup/pot, range, and pouch. stick a spork in there and a ferro rod and steel keychain and its FUCKING PERFECT. the only problem with these is nobody buys them so theyre cheap
the military SOLVED this shit nigger wisen the fuck up. christ!';
'>>2728274
>image shows them boiling the entire canteen with the cap on it, instead of just water in the cup
Lol.';
'>>2728277
i couldnt find a better pic';
'>>2728274
Cant i just put the cup directly on the fire? Whats the little stand for?';
'>>2728274
Wish they made steel caps. There's only one model I could find and it's laughably pricy.';
'>>2728283
>Anon discovers stoves.';
'>>2728277
Kek';
'>>2728274
for some reason there are a lot of these( the canteens) made in plastic. seen them in surplus stores too. quite annoying';
'>>2728531
As long as the melting point of the plastic is above the boiling point of water you can boil water in it.
It won't heat up beyond the boiling temperature of water as long as there's still water in it.';
'I'll have a big fire if I want a big fire faggot.';
'>>2728531
That's because often those canteens are made to expand with the said contents if frozen. And the cup is there to boil water with anyways.';
'>>2728274
They all seem to be aluminium. Why no steel construction? I don't want alzheimers.';
'>>2728731
>I don't want alzheimers.
how is this myth still perpetuated';
'>>2728531
?kit=18' ;
>for some reason there are a lot of these( the canteens) made in plastic.
>actual vietnam era ones were plastic
find them surplus thru the 80s
most plastic ones now recent production
http://www.vietnamgear.com/kit.aspx
'>>2728731
tainless-steel-water-canteen/' ;
>Why no steel construction?
>still needs a stand
https://alfa1official.com/product/s
'>>2728881
There was a good reason, but I forgot what it was.';
'>>2730471
Heh';
'>>2728881
>>2730471
1.Boomer
2. All research that strayed outside of the mainstream amyloid hypothesis (which connects aluminum to Alzheimer’s) was shunned by the scientific community for well over a decade while the original research into that theory was based on falsified data. Look it up. We’re probably 15 or 20 years behind where we should be (which is insane when you consider how far medical research has progressed). Inb4 Covid. I’m talking about real shit, not politicized nonsense.';
'>>2730471
>There was a good reason, but I forgot what it was.';
'>>2728663
Plastic is inherently gay and turns you gay/trans as it fucks up your endocrine system';
'>>2728274
Preach. Home made woodgas anons rise up';
'>>2731086';
'>>2731086';
'>solves fire making';
'>>2731191
Add one of these to your fire kit and thank me later. It tuns sticks into perfect tinder in seconds. Shave a couple of large pencile sized sticks of fatwood down and fire is the easiest thing in the world for cheap.';
'>>2730474
>drink the (((aluminum)))
no.';
'>>2731522
no amount of abstaining from aluminium will save you from the retardation you already have';
'>>2731329
Holy shit I can’t believe I never thought of this';
'>>2731550
>REEEE consume the metal slave!!!111
no.
kek.';
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