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int postNumber = 2728278;
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String date = '05/05/24(Sun)09:48:28';
String comment = 'if an obese walmart ceature can carry 700 lbs with her pinky finger with a cart then so can you.
Why in the world would you not increase your carry weight by 300 lbs with one simple kit. that means more water, more food, medicine, bigger tent, better sleeping bag, batteries, and all kinds of other bullshit.
Why in the godamn fuck are people not using these son'bithes yesterday! Fucking christ!
by the way you can do the same thing with a damn bicycle its just as uncomfortable as fuck to walk a bike 20 miles but it can be done
add a gas motor now you can zip around town
you're welcome baka';
'>>2728278
>add a gas motor now you can zip around town
Until a cop sees you - not a normal cool cop, but a cop whose breakfast at the local donut joint was interrupted by a nigger beating his negress so badly that the neighbors called 911. Now he has no donuts and not enough caffeine to get him through his 14 hour shift, and he sees you hauling ass down the side of the road with that thing and flips the flashers on because he has a headache and it might go away if he has a chance to yell for long enough. You get cited on a dozen moving violations because it's motorized and not registered with the DMV but because of the size there are 20 fuckbillion different laws different laws you're breaking. You get a court date and go in and Judge Shekelburg goes "OY VEY! A HUWITE MAN TRYING TO MOVE HIS MINISCULE AMOUNT OF CARGO AROUND WITHOUT PAYING MY BUDDIES AT FORD/GM/WHEREVER FOR A FULL SIZE TRUCK? SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!" and fines you 200k and puts you in the slammer for half a year. Of course because you're imprisoned, you lose your job, so your credit score gets tanked because you can't pay anything at all, which means you can't buy a car from Judge Shekelburg's buddy Moshe (who owns every dealership in a 100 mile radius and will only accept bank loans for you. While you're there getting turned down for a $4000 beat-to-shit '08 Toyota, you note that Shaniqua LaQueff just scored an outdated Mercedes for well under market price and an exorbitant interest rate. She flips you off as she drives out of the dealership screaming something about welfare. You know that's coming out of your taxes. Now that you've got a record, it's hard to get back in a good job, but you settle for inhaling basedbean oil fumes all day at the local fast food restaurant, until a few months later Shaniqua comes into the drive through to get some fried chicken for her newest baby daddy and you pause for a moment, realizing that the car she's now driving is much newer than what she bought at the dealership.';
'bad design you should put the wheel in the middle and let the wheel carry most of the weight like a chinese wheelbarrow';
'>>2728312
She begins a tirade against you for being rayciss an sheeeit for pausing instead of immediately handing her the triple-seasoned dishsoap-disinfected deep-fried chicken breasts, and as you're pushing the bag out the window your manager (Toby, she/her/them) comes up and starts shouting at you about how racist you are. You're fired on the spot. You call up your probation officer, and he hangs up on you - before you even walk out of the parking lot Officer McHogg is on your ass with blinkers again. You remember what your high school English teacher said about debtors prisons in your junior year and realize you're now caught up in something so much more horrible. You spend two weeks in jail for battery charges on Shaniqia (she claimed you laid hands on her and the cameras in the restaurant have been broken for 4 years). You get a trial date and are released after she doesn't show up to court, but your car has been impounded. You have nothing. You try to find your cart in the ditch where Officer McHogg arrested you, but a crackhead has meticulously disassembled the motor for every scrap of copper therein, and the cart itself is gone. Next week, you'll see Shaniqua's new baby daddy dragging it behind him, begging for money on the corner with a sign that says "US VETERAN ANYTHING HELPS". The white woman in a Prius who rolled her window up when she saw you gives him a 20.
That night, Officer Hogg spots you sleeping in a bush in a blanket you found in a dumpster and arrests you again - this time for vagrancy.
As he's driving you to the precinct, the radio is playing "BORN IN THE USA".';
'>>2728312
>>2728314
Why would someone sit down and right this?';
'>>2728315
THIS IS AMERICA
DON'T CATCH YOU SLIPPEN UH
DON'T CATCH YOU SLIPPEN UH
DON'T CATCH YOU SLIPPEN UH';
'>>2728278
Who needs all of that shit?
>why not?
Because even the easiest hiking trails require scrambling over a fallen tree every now and then.
>>2728315
I didn’t read any of it.';
'>>2728312
Based, except ford was great and he wanted everybody to afford a truck and tractor and only the dodge brothers are who jewed it up';
'>>2728278
>more navigable
>you don't have to carry anything
>can keep you warm at night
>ride it home if injured
>can fight off a mountain lion
>will lead you to water
>eat it if starving
I see your cart and raise you an ass';
'>>2728312
it takes a special kind of stupid to write this tripe';
'He doesn't seem obese to me
t. obesity pro';
'>>2728312
>>2728314
An eagle just flew over my house and shed a single tear.';
'>>2728278
>drags you off a cliff
Seriously though, I want to try one of these. How can get?';
'>>2728312
lmao';
'>>2728648
>get
bild
>>>/diy/';
'>>2728278
Have fun drying all your useless crap when it gets swept downstream';
'>>2728278
>a fucking wheelbarrow';
'>>2728686
>implying he isn't just going to drag his hobo wheelbarrow around the local botanical gardens for an afternoon';
'>>2728278
I could see it working well with litter carrying
harness.';
}