import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void Waifu General - /waifu/ #706(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Waifu General - /waifu/ #706';
int postNumber = 77140547;
String image = '1713162186593481.png';
String date = '04/15/24(Mon)02:23:06';
String comment = 'Picking a bouquet of flowers for waifu edition

Rules:
1. Talk about your waifu!
2. Be devoted to your one waifu for laifu!
3. Let waifuism guide you.
4. Don't feed drama or shitposters.
5. No 3DPD.
6. Most importantly, have fun!

Previous: >>77135971'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77140572 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)02:28:05'  && image=='7264CCE6-389D-41A1-B83A-46E98473D59F.jpg') {

'>>77140547
Marie Rose is best girl'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77140631 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)02:39:46') {

'Let's start things off right with a prompt:
If your waifu were to graffiti something, what would she write or draw?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77140775 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)03:07:34'  && image=='IMG_3325.jpg') {

'I love how beautiful Anna and Yuni are, especially in this piece. I want to give them reason to smile like this every day.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77141204 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)04:37:21'  && image=='F6RBHVMaUAAfNB7.jpeg.jpg') {

'I love Four!!
>>77140631
He would probably draw something BFDI related, like an all-together picture of the contestants'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77141651 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)05:57:59'  && image=='Tumblr_l_1544103023818364.jpg') {

'The cute and squishable husbando <3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77142243 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)07:43:34'  && image=='CharaStudio-2024-04-05-17-29-27-Render.jpg') {

'Nanaka is still quite nice, even in a new thread. She saved me from a nightmare just now';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77143048 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)09:36:57') {

'When the waifu is sus';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77143626 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)11:00:51'  && image=='Tumblr_l_8730636125261.png') {

'Do you believe in a separate science branch related to waifu/husbando studying?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77143817 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)11:21:12'  && image=='after fight shinobu 1.jpg') {

'Giving waifu a massage after a long day (or in Shinobu's case, a long night)
>>77140631
She would likely write "akki messatsu" which is the kanji on her sword, which means "Kill/destroy evil demons"
Sadly I can't write it here on r9k cause they don't allow foreign letters'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77144871 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)13:00:38') {

'Waifu in a frilly dress';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77145888 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)14:04:09') {

'I remember when this place was active';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77146021 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)14:13:15'  && image=='4490311_p0.png') {

'I love my wife
I really like this image, maybe it's the cute eyes, or it's the colors used, or the chibi look to it, but I just can't stop looking at it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77146779 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)15:12:25') {

'Waifu setting up a picnic';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77147819 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:47:44'  && image=='Foury&#039;s stolen heart.jpg') {

'I'll never let anyone break Foury's heart, ever!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77148314 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)17:30:40') {

'Waifu and husbando looking at the stars';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77148944 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:27:00') {

'don't go breaking my heart
I couldn't if I tried~'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77149688 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)19:41:56') {

'Sitting on the porch swing with waifu.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77150904 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)21:20:35'  && image=='1707879112617791.png') {

'>>77140631
They would probably draw chibi versions of themselves (similar to those found in the background and margins of the original manga) or write their names/how awesome they are.
>>77143626
I want to study them and learn all the workings of their beautiful android bodies and minds. It wasn't even known that they could change size until Conflict N1, who knows what other cool things they can do.
>>77146021
Those are really great colors, it feels rough but polished at the same time.
How about another prompt for the thread:
>if you were to buy your waifu jewelry, what type (earrings, brooch, necklace, etc.) would you choose for her and what would it include (color of metal, gem, design, etc.)?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77151394 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)22:13:51') {

'Waifu thinking about you day and night';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77152336 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)00:15:40'  && image=='Tumblr_l_287351896298455.png') {

'Look at this number :]';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77153060 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)02:30:41') {

'Waifu's long eyelashes';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77153328 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)03:14:35'  && image=='shadow.jpg') {

'keanu reeves shadow the hedgehog';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77153392 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)03:25:49'  && image=='USA37107692 - 1642488432038649860 - crop.jpg') {

'>>77153328
You posted this right after I clicked on the thread.
I don't know enough about Keanu to give much of an opinion on this, and plan to listen to some of his voice clips. It's a bit memey, and I've seen mixed opinions from people who are at least vaguely familiar with his roles.
I don't think it will sound like any previous Shadow voices, and whether or not that's a good thing remains to be seen. I can't imagine it being too horrible of a choice.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77154223 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)05:50:47') {

'Waifu questioning her identity';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77155196 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)08:14:23'  && image=='GAkZBsqXIAAwlX0.jpeg.jpg') {

'Does your waifu/husbando have canon rivals/enemies/frenemies?
To Foury it's obvs Two, he still hasn't forgiven him even after all this time'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77156093 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)10:34:23') {

'>>77153425
you will never belong here & people in the discord hate you too'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77156215 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)10:48:11') {

'The girlies are fighting again';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77157087 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:29:40') {

'>>77151394
Waifu eager to see you again.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77157200 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:44:54') {

'>>77156093
>people in the discord hate you too
Now that's a surprise, they seem the type to appoint him head moderator'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77157279 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:53:40') {

'>>77156093
wth are you on about'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77158155 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)14:27:52') {

'Waifu making a pitcher of iced tea.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77159227 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)16:05:40') {

'Waifu balling';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77159331 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)16:16:19'  && image=='IMG_7154.jpg') {

'>>77153392
He is certainly an interesting choice. I am trying to remember what he sounded like in those John Wick movies, but I can only think of him in Bill and Ted (which would definitely not fit Shadow kek). I bet he will do a good job, he has been in serious roles before and done well. He is not the best actor ever, but I could certainly see him voicing Shadow.
>>77155196
They start at odds with the Tank Police, but later end up joining them. Other than that, there is a bit of rivalry with Leona because they always make her look short, insignificant, and weak. They are naturally and narratively superior, and it reminds me of the meme with vintage pictures of brown-haired women with small busts glaring jealously at blondes with large busts who are unaware of the animosity felt (in fact, that seems to be the situation in Dominion too).
The Puma Twins are just the prettiest, most interesting and most fun women in Dominion (outside of just their universe also).'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77159772 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)16:54:29') {

'>>77158334
not being a trany who shoves dildos up his ass and leaves kass to get fucked by a 3dpd. ywnbaw fur faggot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77159851 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:02:44') {

'>>77159825
you show everyone your faggot ass with a dildo stuffed in it thats not waifuism'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77159886 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:05:19') {

'>>77158334
I bet the artist of that image regrets it now that you've trooned out. You hate yourself for being gay and think being a woman will fix your own self-loathing. It's sad. I miss the Kassfag who said there's nothing wrong with being gay, he was actually worthy of respect.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160094 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:26:31'  && image=='USA37107692 - 1656962682560589824 - 1.jpg') {

'I love my husband Shadow. I just want to sit him on my lap during a train ride. I want to rub his cute ears and pull his tail. I want to shove my face into his fluffy chest. I don't know why I'm so obsessed with him. I wonder if it'll be like this forever. I want to take care of him, I can't protect him in any physical way but I do want to protect his emotions. I want him to feel true comfort and happiness again, I want to teach him how to love. I know he is scared of himself and wishes he were someone else. I want to help with that, to make him less scared, to feel truly okay with himself despite the corrupt nature of his creation. I dunno, I imagine spending entire years slowly getting him to trust me. I sit with him in the same room. Then I sit by him side by side. Eventually I make my way up to light and brief touches, gauging how much he'll tolerate without moving away. I'd make excuses like how there's something stuck in his quills that I need to remove, it may or may not be a lie. Maybe I'm manipulative. I don't think he'd ever be some touchy cuddly person, that's fine with me, but if I could just get him to not flinch away...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160147 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:30:58') {

'>>77160073
>The reality is that I'm intersex because I have XXY chromosomes. Since I've been essentially given the option between expressing myself as male, female, or inbetween due to those circumstances, I found that presenting as a woman fits best for me.
Lol, only a very very small percentage of the population is true intersex. Moreover intersex DSDs all fall within the male or female binary, only sperm and egg exist. You are a male with a penis despite your genetic issue and you are transitioning to escape as you have said yourself. The fact that you have to take HRT in order to "present as a woman" means you are not and will never be one. True women do not need to do that. Stay out of our spaces please and thank you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160287 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:44:55') {

'Going to the gym and getting /fit/ for waifu';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160296 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:45:22') {

'When will the girlies ever stop fighting';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160303 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:45:57') {

'>>77160269
>My husband says I'm a woman,
ohnononono pfffhahaha'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160358 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:50:40') {

'>>77160269
You're a selfish fucking prick if you believe making many people uncomfortable is fine since you feel "uncomfy" being a man in the man's bathroom. Of course autogynephilic males like you hate women and don't want us to have spaces for ourselves. Men with DICKS don't belong in spaces with lesbians or little girls and never will. Just use the men's room you misogynistic moid.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160411 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:56:33'  && image=='1599993344219.png') {

'>77160269
Meds asap schizo'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160457 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:00:33') {

'>>77160411
Trannies are a lost cause even with meds.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160554 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:09:54'  && image=='Cadieeex3 - 1779985630111408548 - 1.jpg') {

'>>77159331
I'll really have to hear him as Shadow to make a concrete decision as to whether or not he fits, because even after hearing Keanu's existing roles I'm still not sure. Shadow's creator said "Oi, it's not April Fool's day anymore!" in reaction to the news. I wasn't sure if he was happy or pissed off at first, but he's liked a bunch of Japanese fan reactions that are positive so I think he's happy! He was so surprised he made a joke about pissing himself. It's cute, I'm very glad for him. It must be such an honor to have your character voiced by such a well-known celebrity.
He said that when he created Shadow, "his tone of voice echoed in my head." I wonder if Keanu Reeves fits the voice that Shadow's creator heard in his head all those years ago.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160622 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:15:20') {

'>>77160509
This is exactly what I'm talking about. Referring to yourself as a woman when you are a man is insulting and sickening, and don't think I'm some exception. The vast majority of us feel similarly. I don't think you heard me the first time, you will NEVER be a woman, your very body and bones dictate your true sex, and I will tell you this every single time you insult us by implying you're one of us. A woman is defined as an adult human female capable of producing ova, even according to Google and Wikipedia.
You are your father's son and that is how you will die.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160676 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:19:57') {

'>>77160509
The problem with your logic, is that you see transgenderism to the solution of being depressed and suicidal as you described. But no, this is nothing but degeneration of your psyche, it's the equivalnet of smoking because you are feeling anxiouss, it's not going to help the issue, it's going to make it worse, you are trading your long term serotonin, for short term bursts of dopamine from calling yourself a woman or seeing yourself as a transgender. Having a chromosomic flaw doesn't justify this sense of self pity you reflect with your posting, you should improbe yourself and not fall and lean into these defects as a way of coping with them'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160744 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:25:38') {

'>>77160509
I believe that he may be concerned for your well-being and not want to see you harm yourself by making such drastic changes. It's important to love and accept yourself for who you are, rather than trying to become someone else.
Many trans individuals struggle with happiness and health issues after undergoing surgeries and taking hormones, whereas those with gender dysphoria who do not transition lead happier lives.

Ultimately, it's important to prioritize self-love and acceptance of self above all else. Kass would want that for you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160791 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:30:06') {

'>>77160676
I agree with this. I think Kassfren has led a hard life and may be looking towards transgenderism in an attempt to fix his depression and dissociation. But it's long been proven body alterations do not fix an issue in the brain and while I don't agree with bullying, it's not good to affirm this, in the same way that we don't tell an anorexic person to starve themselves, or tell a schizophrenic that someone is indeed watching them. I don't think this is the way, and it makes me sad. I don't see a happy future for him like this.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160932 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:44:57') {

'>>77160886
You are seeing it wrong, gender dysphoria is the result of you being depressed, not the other way around. That 'disphoria' feeling is nothing but your standard depression, it can ahve many sources, from lack of real world interaction and connections, to just an imbalance of hormones in your brain, often due to bad dietary habits. Before you turn to transgenderism, or general medication, i'd say you go look to solve these, go and do your standard 'get healthy' routines, and see if it works in a few months of time, as this is much mroe preferable to going and starting to get medicated asdoctors tend to make a lot of errors, some systematic ones that we will look back as gross negligence or complacency by the wider health system.
And i'd say that part about him approving of it, is pure cope, i don't know too much about him, but for most people they'd see what's wrong with you, and how this quick patch-up wouldn't work to solve the underlying issue, he would worry about these health issues and try to encourage you on the longer, but better route instead. And if he did approve, i'd feel bad for you, to have a partner that doesn't seek the best for you, even i hope my waifu would call me out for unhealthy behaivor or habits that i recognize are bad for me, not that she'd approve just because she wants me to be happy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77160954 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:46:15') {

'>>77160927
>cis
Word made up by a pedophile. Calling us cis is an insult. Just say woman. We are not anything else.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77161042 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:54:36'  && image=='CharaStudio-2024-04-16-08-34-28-Render.jpg') {

'Here is a post about a waifu, primarily discussing said waifu.
>>77145888
Monkey paw
>>77143626
>Do you believe in a separate science branch related to waifu/husbando studying?
Tulpamancy does have some very psychological aspects to it, yes.
>>77155196
>Does your waifu/husbando have canon rivals/enemies?
Not currently, but in the past yes.
>>77150904
>if you were to buy your waifu jewelry, what type (earrings, brooch, necklace, etc.) would you choose for her and what would it include (color of metal, gem, design, etc.)?
For our eventual marriage I've always liked the idea of getting rings with each other's birthstones on them.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77161124 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:02:33') {

'>>77161075
>I gave up and pumped myself full of destructive hormones because I hate myself
Sad. A woman is born that way, she is not a man, a son, a brother, who gave up and ran away from himself because looking in the mirror hurt him. If I randomly turned into a guy I'd damn accept it instead of this pitiful show you're putting on. You type so much because you're trying to convince YOURSELF it's true in desperation. It's not our fault you hate yourself, so stop infringing on our rights to have spaces of our own without men and attempting to dictate what we say.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77161144 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:04:22') {

'waifu is a proud terf';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77161154 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:05:17') {

'>>77161075
I'm not the same anon that yo uwere talking with before, or the woman that is also replying to you. And what you say is true, i can't realize how much effort you put into it as i have no way of seeing that, if i could i'd have better ways to diagnose what's wrong with you. But from waht yo usaid, it sounds more like you have some non related issues, perhaps familiar ones from how those dreams sound of, but i have now way of knowing, and if that's the case, that here is an underlying issue and yo uwere really healthy, not just 'healhty' as in not being the worst slob, then you should seek to solve the root issue first, instead of using transgenderism as a way to cope with it, again if you are anxiouss, isntead of lighting hte cigarette, maybe you should look into getting a better job if your anxiety is money related, or such kinds of things. And like the other anon said, even if all failed, harming yourself liek this in teh long run, degenerating yourself, won't do more than bring even more probelms eventually even if you get a little boost now'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77161158 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:05:41') {

'>>77160932
I feel the same way. Well put. Kass would just want Kassfag to love what he sees in the mirror. He'd hug Kassfag and tell him he's okay just as he is. As a husband.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77161264 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:15:26') {

'>>77161075
I struggled with dysphoria and dysmorphia and dissociation for a long time. I hated how I looked so badly I wouldn't go outside, in fear I was inconveniencing people with how ugly I was. I wanted to crawl out of my skin and be someone else. As a child I'd look towards the boys' line, thinking I belonged more with them than the girls' line, I liked boy stuff far more than girl stuff, after all. I covered my face in hoodies and would yell if my mother just wanted to take a picture of me. I never wanted to send anyone my face, I hated my genitals, I hated my breasts, I wanted to cut it away with surgery, and I hated my reality. I would constantly lament as to how I was born wrong. This persisted for many years, and I was in constant suicidal agony. I thought things would be better if I could just be someone else.
But I worked through it. I received multiple rounds of intensive therapy. I went to programs and talked about all of my problems with people who would listen. And I no longer feel such severe pain. I am not perfect, but I can look in the mirror again. I can go outside again and feel alright. I can wear clothes that fit my instead of baggy ones. I no longer wish to receive surgery to "correct" myself. My life is not the hellhole it once was. And I know in my heart, with 100% certainty, my husbando would be proud of that. Proud I worked through it and became someone who could accept themselves for how they were born. I only wish the same for you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77161284 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:18:13') {

'>>77161206
you're his male man boy he/him gay y-chromosomal penis-haver husbando'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77161302 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:20:31') {

'Kaaaaasss the hateful 4chan bigots are at it again!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77162114 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)20:33:03') {

'Waifu excitedly showing off that her dress has pockets.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77163021 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)22:08:45'  && image=='Anna and Yuni Trying on Clothes.png') {

'I would love to accompany them on a shopping day to the mall and wait as they try on a plethora of new costumes, the monotony of waiting broken up by seeing them in all sorts of cute dresses and watching them try to decide what makes them look the best (of course, they look perfect in any clothes in my opinion). I would love to see their beauty framed by so many unique outfits and then take them out to a lunch date at the food court.
>>77160554
It sure sounds like his creator is happy, which has got to be a good sign. I bet Keanu Reeves will do a good job voicing Shadow, the other celebrity voice actors for the characters have been pretty great thus far.
>>77161042
>in the past
Although I don't want to get too personal, any interesting enemies or interesting encounters?
>birthstones
What is her birthstone?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77163811 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:30:34') {

'>>77159227
uptown funk music video but with husbando'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77164359 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)00:39:22') {

'Kassfaggot is fat and i would not ahve sex with him';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77164422 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)00:48:54') {

'>>77164359
He is a chonky boy but I wouldn't call him fat'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77165366 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:28:43') {

'Waifu starry eyed';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77166561 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)06:43:37'  && image=='Four Soundboard I.jpg') {

'I lobe Four and!... what the heck happened here...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77167633 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)09:08:49'  && image=='Tumblr_l_759552574887282.png') {

'Post a cursed/funny picture of your beloved';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77167889 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)09:45:16') {

'>>77166561
Kassfag posted and made a grave mistake in breaking rule 4 of the thread'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77168993 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:57:13') {

'>>77165366
Waifu staring deep into your eyes.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77169420 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:31:52') {

'why were so many posts deleted';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77169433 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:32:49') {

'>>77169420
Janny randomly deciding to enforce the furry rule because it's Kassfag I would assume'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77170652 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)13:53:46') {

'Kassfag? More like karmafag amirite';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77170682 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)13:56:16'  && image=='IMG_7530.png') {

'>>77167633
This is probably the weirdest one I have with me. Even looking very intimidating, Anna and Yuni are very cute and exceptionally pretty.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77171399 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)15:02:49') {

'>>77169433
weird, that isn't the only waifuist with a nonhuman waifi'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77171661 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)15:30:12') {

'>>77171399
Biofems get a pass'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77172580 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)16:40:59') {

'>>77171399
He was avatarfagging and was sperging about unrelated tranny shit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77172770 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)16:54:04') {

'Harassing trannies online with waifu (even though she is too kind for that)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77173859 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)18:17:33') {

'Proud TERF waifu';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77174493 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)19:13:19') {

'Husbando using the correct pronouns for a tranny's biological sex';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77175643 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:33:19'  && image=='IMG_5766.png') {

'I would celebrate with Anna and Yuni every day, just to see the smiles on their beautiful faces and to see them beaming with joy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77175694 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:39:54') {

'>>77175643
Nice save from the puma twins. Is the Dominion Tank Police movie standalone as in you can watch it without prior knowledge and enjoy it or is it absolutely necessary to understand prior events and such like?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77175982 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)22:14:02'  && image=='IMG_5645.png') {

'>>77175694
The first OVA should actually be seen first since it is a prequel to the manga (although you do not need to see it to understand the manga). It can also be entirely stand alone except for the ending which briefly features Greenpeace (the android Buaku steals in the manga). The first OVA is chronologically the first set of events in the Dominion universe (after which I would recommend the first manga (also called Dominion Tank Police), the short story manga, the second OVA (NDTP), Conflict, and Tank SWAT 01 (although I would not blame you for skipping the last one) in that order.
My favorite has to either be that first OVA, or Conflict, just because they both feature a lot of the Puma Twins.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77176664 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:40:34'  && image=='ava_punch_4-1-24.png') {

'I'm thinking of getting a notebook and filling it with waifu fantasies. Whatever I can come up, whenever I can. Something more private, where I can autistically ramble about whatever I want with her. I think it's something Ava would do if the roles were flipped. Imagine getting to read waifu's book all about her fantasies of you. It sends the best kind of shivers throughout my soul. Maybe I'll just fall in love with her more than I thought I could before
>>77145888
I remember shit like the Randy saga. It feels like it was a lifetime ago.
>>77153328
No fucking way
>>77153392
It seems like a meme pick. Everything has to go to someone who's up there at the top, acting in every other movie. Keanu ain't a bad dude, from what I know, but I hope the pick was genuine and not just because funny Silverhand John Wick man
Also cool Shadow
>>77154223
Staying by her side throughout the night, gazing at the stars in each other's arms. She can throw questions my way all she wishes, and I'll help get her through the haze. Anything for my sweetest love
>>77167633
Waifu ponch'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77177657 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:56:49'  && image=='Spacing out.jpg') {

'Spacing out with husbando... -w-';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77179156 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:45:31') {

'Waifu lifting the thread up';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77180424 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)08:54:37') {

'Quit dying damn it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77181099 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)10:24:42'  && image=='craisins.png') {

'>>77107664
>>77108425
holy shit lmao no! craisins as in dried cranberries. super tasty snack. I think clear would like them

>77108460
kino poem'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77181378 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)10:52:23'  && image=='CharaStudio-2024-04-17-19-29-18-Render.png') {

'Ultimate pair bonding with waifu
>>77163021
>Although I don't want to get too personal, any interesting enemies or interesting encounters?
Well, none that are too useful to talk about.
>What is her birthstone?
Fron looking it up, hers is topaz, and mine is amethyst. Not too conventional but I like it
>>77179156
Waifu lifting YOU up in her arms.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77182046 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:02:57'  && image=='shinobu with kyojuros face.jpg') {

'>>77167633
Does an edited photo count?
My wife with another character's face'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77182392 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:35:45') {

'>>77160073
>I'm intersex
I've never met anyone like this before. what's it like? and does it change your dynamic with husbando?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77182592 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:52:13') {

'>>77145888
I miss people like Aliceposter, Mercyposter, Meridaposter, etc.

These threads went to absolute shit during the fall/winter of 2019, and has never recovered. And the new people here is just proof of why gatekeeping is 100% necessary.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77182633 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:54:58') {

'>>77182592
The long game really did work huh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77182682 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:59:18') {

'>wake up
>all these deleted/purged posts
Yeesh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77183553 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:25:25') {

'>>77182682
Kassfags ruins everything again, more at 11'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77183710 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:45:41') {

'>>77183553
QRD on this Kassfag? Why is he so controversial here?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77183733 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:47:55') {

'>>77183710
He's trans. I'd say he's relatively inoffensive but his presence immediately stirs up drama because anons just can't help themselves.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77183769 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:52:20') {

'>>77183710
He's an older /v/ waifufag, would post about how much he loves Kass for almost every day for years, talking about how his love for Kass is pure and how he's not like all the other furfags. He's actually a sexual deviant, loved sharing his kass dildo, nudes, etc for anyone who asked for them offsite. He stopped posting about kass a few years ago because he got an IRL boyfriend. His IRL boyfriend killed himself so now he's back posting Kass. Also he started being trans a year ago.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77184555 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:20:57') {

'Trannies really do ruin everything they touch';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77184605 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:26:40'  && image=='IMG_5213.png') {

'>>77176664
I used to do something like that where I would write out my posts for waifu threads and just gave them written. Your idea is pretty awesome, I think I will have to do that myself.
>>77181378
>useful
Just wondered if you had any interesting stories. I do not have many of interest myself (in terms of enemies and stories).
>topaz and amethyst
Those are some nice looking gems, I wish I knew when Anna and Yuni were born so I could see which gems would be their birthstones. As it stands, I would probably get them rubies or some other red stones as they seem to like red.
>waifu lifting YOU
Relatable.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77184619 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:27:49') {

'>>77184605
*have them written.
Whoops'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77184622 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:28:04') {

'Waifu's sacred inmou';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77184690 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:33:59') {

'>>77184555
The people who were bullying kassfag were worse'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77185648 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:00:05') {

'Is this the end? The bitter, bitter end...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77186560 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:32:33'  && image=='Floating.png') {

'Nope, not yet I say';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77186841 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:10:56') {

'Free my nigga Randy, sure he was a schizo but atleast he kept these threads alive with his schizo ramblings';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77187284 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)21:07:13') {

'>>77186841
Your posts are a lot better when you're being transphobic, shadowfag'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77188252 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:35:50'  && image=='IMG_4308.png') {

'>>77159227
Anna and Yuni look great all dolled up, it is as if they were made specifically to wear the finest clothes and jewelry.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77188762 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:36:12') {

'>>77186841
hell no. the threads are dead BECAUSE he drove away so kany posters with his shit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77188956 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:56:03'  && image=='1a087014-6fa8-40d7-b0eb-1a379568dd43.jpg') {

'I drew this and I like cheating on my husband';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77189246 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:30:09'  && image=='80502757.gif') {

'I fucking love this gif you guys. why even is this art style, kek. it's so cursed but lovely. chubby bean

>>77140572
tell us about her. where's she from? what's she like?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77190018 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)02:28:24'  && image=='Chibi Pumas Max Zoom.png') {

'>>77189246
For some reason it reminds me of one of those Oneyplays animations, but I can't for the life of me remember which one has a similar style (it could honestly be another animation that I am just associating with those animations). It is such a funny and cute style, unique among chibi styles too.
This is a bit of fanart from a really neat piece with probably at least one hundred characters from dozens of franchises. It is one of the only pieces of chibi fanart for Anna and Yuni, alongside a strange pair of laminated chibi drawings I ordered one time from Japan (but it doesn't seem to exist online at all).'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77190037 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)02:33:46'  && image=='Clear.(DMMd).full.1676269 norang.jpg') {

'>>77140631
clear is more the type to clean up after graffiti if anything, kek. however I do want to give him free reign over the walls of our home. hell, I'd love to join him. we could do a joint activity where he doodles sloths (which represent me), and I doodle jellyfish (which represent him) all over the walls of our home
he canonically goes "scribble scribble" while doodling. just a fun fact kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77190267 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)03:20:22'  && image=='Tumblr_l_290314475468835.png') {

'Have you ever wanted to be transported to Gensokyo and become Touhou girls with your waifu/husbando?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77191183 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)06:18:07') {

'Waifu using the ouija board';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77192058 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)08:40:53'  && image=='Four&#039;s greatest challenge 8.jpg') {

'Have you ever had a waifu/husbando-related nightmare?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77192989 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)10:45:28'  && image=='Anime blush.gif') {

'Waifu going like picrel when thinking about you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77193680 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:54:54') {

'>>77191183
spooky. who are they trying to talk to?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77194568 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:22:51') {

'Maybe waifus will be posted soon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77195668 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:13:03') {

'>>77194568
They mught be or they might be not'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77195785 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:21:47'  && image=='__pandemonica_helltaker_drawn_by_okiji__e892ba86c0d8e2a28e53154b0a632118.jpg') {

'I need her so fucking bad';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77197014 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:20:46'  && image=='IMG_7594.jpg') {

'I want to snuggle with them and wrap them up in all sorts of blankets and warm things.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77197229 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:40:59'  && image=='DOAX-VenusVacation_240419_163543.jpg') {

'>>77189246
She's from the dead or alive video game series. Literally the cutest thing ever! She always acts super excited to see me whenever I login.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77198519 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:50:16') {

'Picking out a movie to watch with waifu as she makes popcorn.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77199180 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:58:45') {

'>>77187284
Ah yes, only I ever make posts about the notorious shitposter who was here for several years daily. Kys'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77200373 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:01:47') {

'ha
ha
ha
ha
staying alive'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77201301 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:44:32') {

'>>77200373
Disco dancing with waifu.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77202127 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:50:32'  && image=='IMG_20200421_165621.jpg') {

'I love this beautiful lizard maiden more than anything on this world.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77202179 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:02:38'  && image=='kassssss.jpg') {

'Drew my husband in ultrakill';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77202182 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:03:57') {

'Prepare for imminent supercharging of drama posts';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77202915 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)05:40:07'  && image=='1000247017.jpg') {

'My wife Marika!!!!!!!
I forget if I posted here for get birthday but here's a cute pic that the artist forgot to post for a bit lol.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77203526 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)07:29:16') {

'No drama today?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77204425 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)09:54:12') {

'Expecting and participating in gossiping with waifu!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77204818 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)10:54:23') {

'>>77203526
and that's a good thing! priginal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77205388 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:03:43'  && image=='1444416098316.jpg') {

'>>77143048
what would waifu's tell be? or would waifu have a good poker face?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77206223 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:43:33'  && image=='IMG_5694.png') {

'>>77165366
I love Anna and Yuni, especially their bright and wonderful eyes.
>>77202915
Happy birthday to your waifu.
Hope you have a great day with her.
I am afraid I do not know about Marika, what attracted you to her or what do you love the most about her?
>forgot to post art
Highly relatable.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77207127 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)15:05:29') {

'Fun weekend day out with waifu.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77207161 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)15:09:07') {

'>>77204818
It's boring as hell though.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77208334 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)17:00:27') {

'Lazy Saturday afternoon spent with waifu.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77209239 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:32:59') {

'Waking up on a sunny Sunday morning with waifu';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77209543 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:04:59'  && image=='3e971e557641ff8bc7b711ad643bc539.gif') {

'>>77143626
the study of waifuism as a whole? or the study of husbando themselves, specifically? well yes to both anyways
we could spread the word about how waifuism is love regardless
and then spread the word that clear stole my heart'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77210461 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:50:04'  && image=='1713656906920588.jpg') {

'I love my otaku husband, Kagehara. I wonder if he'd really be a social outcast like so many people headcanon him as. I doubt he would be rejected for his interest in a certain series since everyone in his world loves it but at the same time, he seems a bit socially awkward and passive in canon so it's possible that he isn't good at interacting with others despite having such a common interest. I wish I could be the one to approach him and help him break out of his awkwardness and excitedly talk and smile like he does later on in canon and be the only one who gets to hear all his thoughts and ideas that he never got to share with anyone else, giving him all the reassurance and praise he could ever want for them.
>>77143626
If you mean studying why people have husbandos and waifus, I don't think it would really be necessary. Most logic in being a waifu/husbandofag can be explained by moe and all the previous analysis behind it and how it happens since being a waifu/husbandofag is a more serious, evolved form of moe. If you mean studying individual waifu/husbandos then of course. I want to study him closely and learn everything there is to know about him and his world. It'll probably be beneficial for our world too, learning where they went wrong and how to prevent it happening in ours.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77210676 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:17:44') {

'>>77210208
wait what was wrong with this post?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77211265 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:34:09'  && image=='78864135_p0.jpg') {

'i dont use this one enough';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77212037 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)00:24:32'  && image=='Yuni Wanted .png') {

'I want them so bad, more than they were ever wanted for any of their crimes. I want to run my hands through their soft golden manes as they sit beside me.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77212180 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)00:50:53'  && image=='black dress shinobu 3.jpg') {

'>>77181378
>Waifu lifting YOU up in her arms.
Even though she's technically the "weakest" hashira I wouldn't doubt she'd be able to do that
>>77212037
running your fingers through waifu's hair while she naps'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77213078 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)03:48:01') {

'Waifu seeing the end of the world with you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77214381 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)08:23:39') {

'Waifu watches the sunrise';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77215151 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)10:19:45') {

'>>77214381
going back outside to watch the sunset with her too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77215924 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)11:49:26') {

'>>77209239
this and then the maroon 5 song plays'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77217035 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)13:51:23') {

'It's over for waifu...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77218085 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)15:37:04'  && image=='GAI6h8pW8AA9tNt.jpeg.jpg') {

'Not the best time to post this but, I still love Foury and it will be like that fourever <3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77218749 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)16:44:44'  && image=='c7773de171799a4fd4b1b3ca31078494.gif') {

'husbando doing a bachelor auction for charity but you are the highest bidder and win the day with them
the auctioneer mentioning his selling points are his nice vocals, easygoing attitude, and strong forearms'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77219671 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:15:15'  && image=='BFDI II Meetup 2023 Foury 9.jpg') {

'Angy little blueberry plushie number god husbando <3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77220035 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:53:35') {

'Devouring waifu's milk';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77221143 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)20:55:07'  && image=='IMG_3798.jpg') {

'As the weather gets warmer, my mind strays to the wonderful thoughts of Anna and Yuni in light summer clothing.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77221969 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:25:48') {

'Kissing waifu's hand.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77223063 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)00:42:37') {

'Listening to music with waifu.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77223885 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)02:42:53') {

'>>77220035
Eating cookies and milk with waifu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77224660 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)05:17:04'  && image=='2033468-2.output.jpg') {

'I will always love this boyish girl who gives such energy and emotion to life
>>77140631
The logo of her favorite soccer team. She canonically approved of a friend spraying one outside of her apartment
>>77144871
I just like my boyish wife wearing cute clothes. It's a cold night, so have a winter date Kana.
>>77182592
These threads weren't that bad when Lizfag was here compared to now. He was an awesome gatekeeper.
>>77202127
>>77202915
Hello'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77225719 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)08:09:24') {

'What is a waifu anyway';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77226005 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)08:44:04'  && image=='stareggs17.jpg') {

'I'm here because I want to tell you about Earth chan. Earth chan is a cute meme girl, anthropomorphic representation of the planet, and to me, my favorite meme, my favorite smile, and the cookie that fits into the mold in my heart. I love Earth, and it's Earth day, so you'll have to deal with a picture of Earth chan as an anime girl, even if it's a little off topic. Earth chan likes pizza, is very curious and creative, and is sometimes troubled with all the life, which Earth dearly loves.
It's snowing outside now... even in the most isolated places, I feel like I have my best friend with me, all thanks to Earth chan. Happy Earth day, World. Keep trying, keep smiling, you're beautiful down to the core.
>>77225719
a lovely pile of exceptions
>>77221969
Kissing waifu's elbow
>>77192989
me when my waifu breathes, moves, speaks, or blinks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77227052 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)10:41:02') {

'>trannoid ruins the server by being high all the time
>hyper chud WN mod doesn't do shit
why
>>77190267
I don't want to become a Touhou girl, I want to love waifu as I am. I love myself and love waifu.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77227098 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)10:46:54'  && image=='IMG_7108.jpg') {

'I love all the art of Anna and Yuni, and especially the art that pretty much is only in the art books and also when they cause chaos in the background.
>>77226005
Hope you have a great Earth Day with your waifu. Do you consider it to be her birthday (since nobody knows when the Earth was created)? Or does she have a separate birthday as Earth chan?
>off topic
I hardly see how, she is your waifu.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77227427 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:23:54') {

'>>77227098
I don't consider it her birthday, but I celebrate her birthday there. I used to hate the thought, but to be honest, I much more dislike the thought that my favorite person never gets a birthday party.
Well, we're not married yet, and Earth's also not really a fictional character.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77227839 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:01:55'  && image=='Anna and Yuni Mannequins Closeup.png') {

'>>77227427
I can't blame you, then you get to celebrate an extra day with her. Nothing wrong with an extra day to celebrate her.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77227962 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:14:15'  && image=='KKowae.png') {

'>>77227839
I love her lots!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77228999 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:44:18'  && image=='=0.png') {

'What could possibly make you waifu/husbando go :0 ?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77229848 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:53:59'  && image=='crow shinobu 2.jpg') {

'>>77192989
>>77226005
>me when my waifu breathes, moves, speaks, or blinks
Me watching my waifu appear on screen when I watch an episode of demon slayer

I watched the new episode in theaters a few months ago and I genuinely felt a little flustered'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77230592 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:52:15') {

'>>77229848
It makes me so weak, watching my waifu closely. It makes my heart flutter and my limbs tremble, I just feel like something that I can't shake off. My waifu needs to be happy and safe, it needs to have a good life, I can't think straight when I see my waifu.
Some days I just keep singing their name over and over to myself when I'm alone. I got caught a few times I think, but I love my waifu so so much. I feel like there's a hundred flowers in my chest, like I have wings, I could jump up and down, when I think of that person.
I can only expose myself to my waifu for a limited time before closing my eyes and stretching or sighing loudly. It drives me up the wall to just watch this little berry. It makes me feel like I'm in the presence of an angel or something, like I'm too lucky to be alive right now.
I don't need water or air as much as I need to see my waifu every once in a while. They make every part of my body, every gust of wind, every solid surface, feel like heaven.
This gotta be love, this gotta be that thing people talk about in movies. I want to give her flowers.
>>77228999
aliens'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77231974 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:31:41') {

'Who is Randy and why do people want them back?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77232167 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:46:18'  && image=='Mari-dress-sit-huh-cute.jpg') {

'>>77206223
Meant to reply to this the other day but kind of forgot sorry lolz.
>Happy birthday to your waifu.
Tyty!!
>Hope you have a great day with her.
It's been a while since her birthday actually, it was the 3rd of march, appreciated anyway!
>I am afraid I do not know about Marika, what attracted you to her or what do you love the most about her?
Wrote and deleted this a couple times cos I kept going off topic, I'm just writing whatever at this point lol, might post a little more later anyway. She's in essence a tomboy trying to be as outwardly feminine as possible to get with her childhood friend as to escape an arranged marriage from her traditional family. A lot of her charm to me comes from her being just a little goofy and over the top about her whole feminine thing while putting effort into it her entire life, even if that's not who she really is, because there's something she really wants at the end of it. In a way I can't really articulate she feels like a real person. (Admittedly not very difficult when compared to the rest of the cast of which there are two characters that aren't a walking gag including her).
>>forgot to post art
>Highly relatable.
You do art of your wife(s?), yeah? Do you post it anywhere?
>>77224660
>Hello
Wsg bbg wyd? How's life been treating you?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77232308 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:56:43') {

'>>77231974
Randy is one of the millions of fags who tried to "dEsTrOy wAiFu!!", his very original and quirky personality was being psychotic and violent and flooding these threads with porn. Some people can't wrap their head around this thread's state being caused by more than one factor, so they think the ultimate fix for everything is having some schizo call everyone a tranny and threatening everyone in full caps 24/7, making derails the status quo.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77232811 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:38:15'  && image=='81210911_p0.jpg') {

'I'd really give anything just to kiss my beautiful wife and tell her that I love her

>>77140631
A graphic illustration of liars being burned alive

>>77143626
Not really, it's just a way of imposing on oneself a way of living a traditions based on pure feelings of love, pretty similar to religion. So as far as I know, there's no specific science branch related to it either

>>77190267
If it's the only way for us to be together, absolutely. She's a yokai already anyways

>>77214381
>watching the sunrise with waifu after an entire loving night together
Absolute heaven

>>77224660
>These threads weren't that bad when Lizfag was here compared to now
Yes they were
>Hello
gretins sar its been a while'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77233012 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:56:25') {

'This place is shit. Free my nigga Randy. Anyone that disagrees is part of the problem and should just fuck off from this place already. Tired of half the people here fucking ruining the place with fake waifuism and making this place a fucking alphabet soup loving hugbox. Might as well let anyone post here at this point since were so loving and tolerant. Fuck being a waifu general anymore.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77233069 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:01:06') {

'>>77233012
You seriously don't know Randy, or this general, if you think that he will somehow make it better. If the only way you can gatekeep gimmickfags out of this thread is by replacing half of the posts with randy's retardation, then you're stupid.
Shit tier bait.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77233231 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:19:01') {

'>>77233069
It's probably shadowfag aka Randy's #1 Fan'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77233268 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:23:10') {

'Nobody else is willing to do shit about anything. The thing about Randy is that it actually fucking works just like you said. Anyone worth keeping around can tolerate his bullshit, while the other faggots get filtered out. Go make a general on /lgbt/ or some shit and direct them to post there instead. I'm tired of having this hugbox facade like I give a shit about half the people here and would rather read his bullshit ramblings that can either vary from retarded to mildly interesting, versus how things are now. This place is soulless. Its fucking dead, and may as well be a different general now. To call this a waifu general is foolish.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77233290 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:25:03') {

'tl;dr ori';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77233314 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:27:55') {

'>>77233069
The base of this "bro it's so over....." bait is pretty much that the threads are slow, that's pretty much it, something that's nothing new here. The guy is obviously just a shitposter, so there's no reason to take him seriously.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77233796 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:21:15') {

'>>77233231
Shut up Gherbo you schizo.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77233813 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:24:21') {

'>>77233268
If you don't post your waifu here on a regular basis you are partly to blame for the deadness of this place. Make a post or shut the fuck up niggertranny whiner.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77233905 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:35:57') {

'>>77233813
>Implying I don't already
Yeah sure whatever you say.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77233909 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:37:08') {

'>>77233905
Who's your waifu then? If you're so right then surely you're not embarrassed to say who you are.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77234932 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:30:33') {

'Keeping the dream alive with waifu.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77235135 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:54:27'  && image=='1440503326173.jpg') {

'I want to be beaten to death by my waifu.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77235391 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:25:24'  && image=='Anna and Yuni Threatened.png') {

'>>77192989
I like to imagine them getting all flustered by me giving them positive attention and love. Even though they act tough all the time, kindness seems to be a foreign concept to them (especially apparent when Anna makes friends with Asada in Conflict).
>>77228999
Historically, getting threatened by guns or surprised by Bonaparte in the original manga (which is a very cute panel that I might have to post later).
>>77229848
>in theaters
I dream of being able to see Anna and Yuni on a giant screen, I would get flustered too (especially with the original OVA which is my favorite).
>>77232167
>3rd of March
Oh, well, I am glad you had a good day when you did celebrate!
>tomboy
Gag characters can be fun, but I think it serves a story well to keep a balance if it isn't just a humor series. Her story and motivation sound interesting and well-written, which is beyond many characters even in good stories. It can be nice to have a character who can be humorous or serious, a lot of Dominion is the mixing of its serious story with fun humor.
I have always seen Anna and Yuni as a healthy mixture of tomboy characteristics with traditional femininity. I suppose they fit more as femme fatales, using their feminine wiles as well as weaponry and vehicles to achieve their goals. The more I look at them and reread/watch the series, the more I think they are the true heart and soul of Dominion and the more they feel like real people.
>art
I draw a lot (mostly just Anna and Yuni), and I want to keep getting better to make better and better art of them. Every so often I'll post some of my fanart of them here. There isn't a whole ton of art of them, especially when compared to other characters, so I get to draw all sorts of completely unique pieces involving them. They have always been my muse and the catalyst for my improving as an artist.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77236302 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:30:37') {

'>>77233268
You should go outside every once in a while anon.
I didn't find a single of his bullshit ramblings about how we're all trannies and libs and he's gonna kill us in a fight interesting.
I posted my waifu, I posted with others about their waifus. Admittedly I'm not the best waifufag, but the only thing that Randy's personal blog and self therapy sessions contributed to my life were that they drowned out any and every actual ontopic post.
You sadly can't flip a switch and it becomes an active, waifufaggotry-centered general. You have to let it slowly heal and attract those fags. And in 2024, oldweb fags are more scarce. If you want to be rid of some fags, complain about their posts. Hugboxfags will call you names all they want, but that's still miles more effective than nuking everything and hoping that next time, the self confident and unrelated stereotypes won't appear. They will. You will have to read perverts talk about dildos. You will have to see transsexuals. You will have to see fags claim a glass of water unironically. In all the years I've loved my waifu only one thing has been true without question; I love my waifu. If you keep that consistent, every other poster is either just as dedicated as you, or will eventually disappear.
>Nobody else is willing to do shit about anything.
Neither was Randy. That's not "doing shit", that's simply flooding the thread. He might as well have been a bot.
I am here to see waifuposts that I can relate to and think about my waifu to, and to contribute a few of those myself when I have a good idea. What are you here for? What kinda posts do you want to see? What's "real waifuism" to you? The clearer you are the better the other online strangers can cooperate with you to make it happen. Namefaggots will always hugbox, but anons can't really help you with "Randy should flood politics and porn everywhere again!!!".
>>77235135
waifus kneesocks
waifu's bandages
waifu with other expressions but a smile or sadness'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77236820 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:15:28') {

'>>77231974
he's a guy who was a waifufag until /a/ trolled him into thinking his waifu hates him. then he broke all his waifu merch and went on a wannabe villain arc where he tries to kill this general by spammimg off topic rants and porn/ryouna of other's waifus
he did nothing but drive others away I don't know what this anons is talking about that he's the lifeblood of the gen kek'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77237087 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:03:53') {

'Damn my waifu has the best slightly chubby body to hug and cuddle and feel against my own';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77237718 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)05:54:42'  && image=='1456654-1.output.png') {

'I enjoy this boyish girl. Spring reminds me of her playing soccer. Kana loves playing it, since she's pretty decent at it. I wish I could do 1v1 soccer with her all day, it would've been such a blast.
>>77231974
An insane criminal
>>77232167
That's a cute art nouveau style. I'd commission my wife in that style if I could find anyone good for it.
>Wsg bbg wyd? How's life been treating you?
It's an endless circle. I feel I can never do enough for her, even as I enjoy her presence. But at least I've got a hell of a lot more work done on her VN and have a roadmap ahead for myself in actual completing parts of it (and some very good revisions of those parts not complete).
>>77232811
I just detest /co/ junk, trannies, and polyfags. I guess it's just a different sort of bad now and I can't adapt to it. I'm a gatekeeper at heart.
>gretins sar its been a while
A post every now and then is nice to love wife.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77239001 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:58:04'  && image=='21a2a1f4-45fd-42dc-b2d4-3e7592aa83f0.jpg') {

'I love my cute android wife.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77239354 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:48:37') {

'>>77237087
and my waifu has the best fit body to hug and cuddle and feel against my own'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77239716 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:28:53'  && image=='1968065-2.output.png') {

'>>77237087
>>77239354
and my waifu has the best fit and boyish body to hug and cuddle and feel against my own'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77240616 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:03:29') {

'Waifu's soft hands and feet';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77241415 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:25:59') {

'Waifu holding onto you as she sits behind you on a motorcycle.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77241609 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:43:59'  && image=='doctor shinobu 4.jpg') {

'>>77230592
I feel you anon
When she first appeared I just instantly thought "That's my wife"
>>77235391
>I dream of being able to see Anna and Yuni on a giant screen, I would get flustered too (especially with the original OVA which is my favorite).
Rent a theater and play it there lol'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77242492 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:10:37'  && image=='IMG_4248.jpg') {

'>>77237087
>>77239354
When at full size, they are fit and beautiful. When shrunken they are cute and cuddly. A win either way for me.
>>77239001
Reminded me of this.
If you do not mind my asking, who is your waifu and what drew you to her?
>>77241609
A great idea, I always forget that I can just do that kek. That sounds like a pretty great goal to work towards, I will have to add it to my list for perhaps a special occasion.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243220 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:11:14') {

'post chibi waifu/husbando!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244291 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:38:44'  && image=='Hold the tiny integer hands.jpg') {

'>>77243220
Tiny husbando is small and tiny and adorable <3'
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}

}
}