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class Thread extends Board {
public void I will make my future girlfriend miserable(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'I will make my future girlfriend miserable';
int postNumber = 77419875;
String image = '1715157234099855.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)04:33:54';
String comment = 'I'm a neet, mentally ill, narcissistic and have to desire to live. Yet my instincts tell me "woman find fuck". I know I will manage to do it since despite having barely left my house In the couple of years I'm still young, tall and attractive. And I'm smart enough to gaslight a young moderately clever woman into serving me. But at the same time it makes me sad that the only way for me to have woman is by the means of manipulation and lie.

Picrel is what I'll do to her ( yes ill make her cosplay makima]'
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77419919 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:42:31') {

'>>77419875
>future girlfriend
lol you wish'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77419931 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:45:43') {

'How old are you and you khhv status?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77419943 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:47:08') {

'>>77419931
>khhv
V
19 y o'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77419969 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:53:17') {

'>>77419943
Damn i hoped for 29 yo khhv, but just v at 19 you dont even need to lie. 19 yo bitches dont care about your job and if you have the "confident narcissism" it will naturaly work for your advantage. If you're tall on top of that you do have chance, thus leave this board.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77419977 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:54:20') {

'>>77419969
To your advantage* i guess would be better, eh?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77419988 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:55:59') {

'>>77419875
>the only way for me to have woman is by the means of manipulation and lie.
that's how it is for everyone'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77419989 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:56:12') {

'>>77419969
What about 21 khhv? Ive rejected girls before in hs tho'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77420011 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:59:29') {

'>>77419989
Are you regularly meeting girls tho? After obvious modicum of normalcy aka not a turbomanlet, not disfigured, no autism, the main thing is just meeting girls. do you go to parties, clubs, anything? If yes, sure you still have a chance, if no, the chance grows smaller by the day.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77420160 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)05:21:26') {

'>>77419969
>confident narcissism
Nah, I'm vulnerable covert'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77420279 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)05:44:41') {

'>>77420160
Welp, future doesnt look that bright anon, but you can try'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77420753 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:01:01') {

'Women actively want to be lied to and abused. I sometimes make my gf wear a wig sometimes because my first love was a ginger and I never got over it. Wig sex is me projecting hard. I make out, pick special outfit for her, even dote on and worship her. Put gel nails on and paint them. Extra cuddly after I ejaculate. She says it's off-putting how I'm a completely different person and treat her so differently when she wears the wig as if she's a different person and I should like her for who she is. I am a little cold and autistic all the time when she's not wigged.
I can kind of see her point here, yet every time I tell her to put it on she can't get it on fast enough. She never objects to the increased affection where I actually kiss and hug her or passionately make love. If anything she seems to like it way more than when I just want a nut and masturbate using her body. It should be good enough for her that I'm not admitting what I'm actually doing when I have her wear it. She sometimes hints at wanting to know why I like the wig so much but I just give her half hearted dismissive answers like I think she's really hot as a redhead. Im not stupid, I see what she's trying to do and refuse to let her ruin the one nice thing we have together. She benefits equally so it's weird. If she knew the truth she wouldn't want to do it anymore which would mean she doesn't get the special treatment and I'm always the aloof cold sperg towards her and we're never super intimate. Does she just not think about what might come after the question? Probably. I basically her caretaker like a master and pet so I have to look out for the both of us. Women should learn to keep their head down and stay in their lane. Eve, Pandora's box, it's not like we don't have examples of women ruining everything when they pretend to have agency.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421253 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:28:33') {

'>>77419969
At 29 you really have no hope of making a gf miserable. Just fat single moms who will make their bf miserable. 19 there's still a chance.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421306 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:36:02') {

'>>77421253
yeah thats what i meant. i hoped for 29 because im a spitefull asshole'
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}

if(INTJ && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421463 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:56:42') {

'>>77419875
God I wish this were me. Idk what's wrong with me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421580 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:11:38') {

'>>77419969
19 sucks for dating. I was like OP and my man-hoe phase really took off at 20/21.
>Find girl online
>Talk to her like a normal human being if she is attractive, ghost or friendzone if she is ugly
>If you are tall, ask how tall she is because 'I'm tall and it's just fun to imagine the difference' or something along those lines.
>After a few hours of texting or on day 2 talk about cute animals or stuffed animals or something cute that girls like.
>Call her cute
>If she responds with 'thanks' and nothing else, you can orbit for a day or so but move on if her texts start to get dry or she gives no vibe of finding you attractive.
>If she ignores it, move on.
>If she compliments you back then say thanks and keep talking like normal for a day or a few days. Eventually you can bring up cuddling, the 'I wish I cold hold you close' or 'it would be cute to see you look up at me.'
>Tell her a 'warning' that you are obsessive
>If she says she is obsessive too, just keep talking to her, eventually turn 'cuddling' talk to 'fucking' (Oh I never felt this way for anyone else, I feel a real connection with you, etc).

That is my guide to getting an egirl to be an egirlfriend. If she does pc you can play games with her, try to keep her off discord/other group things. Especially if she gets obsessed fast and is the 'burns brightest burns fastest' type. Try to make her think about you a lot and slightly brainwash her. Do not be afraid to do signs of affection for her (make her thinks, write her things, call her cute dumb cringe stuff, etc).'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422585 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:24:24') {

'>>77421580
How do you do the slightly brainwash? And all the egirls I know love discord. How do you meet ones that don't do discord?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422662 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:32:38') {

'>>77422585
>How do you meet ones that don't do discord?
4chan girls you do not really. You can take them off discord though.
You can tell them about the 'cub' incident with the discord founders and talk about how it's like high school, how it's full of disgusting people and drama. Usually if a girl likes you, she will mold herself to fit your moderate ideals such as this.
>How do you do the slightly brainwash?
Once they like you, have them do it for you. Especially if they are the obsessive type and if you are dominant. Tell them to constantly think about you and make sure you are frequently on their mind. Make them somewhat dependent on you for comfort or social interaction (or anything else). Be a little controlling, etc.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423531 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:01:37') {

'>>77422662
Useful information, I appreciate it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424927 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:29:24') {

'>>77419875
It's fucking over
You will never do shit for the simple reason that your mind is simply too hellbent on it's own habits and thoughts
Also the Jews made it so that's impossible to find partners unless you normieshit and even they get cucked all the time
Unironically wait for robowaifus but you'll need money to buy one
Unless ww3 starts, then rape is free'
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}

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