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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77421858;
String image = '1715176537417470.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)09:55:37';
String comment = 'Where's the lie?';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421873 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:57:31') {

'>>77421858
It's the opposite, 1 man can have 100 kids in the span of a few months but 1 woman can only have 1 child every 9-12 months.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421874 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:57:39') {

'>>77421858
It's nice that we now turn stories of heroism into political talking points.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421895 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:00:22') {

'he just signed himself up for life an incel with a fucked up face. Meanwhile his sister is going to grow up and get railed by the chads.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421898 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:00:33'  && image=='IMG_2238.jpg') {

'A brothers love for his sister is the most powerful force in the universe.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421901 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:00:59') {

'>>77421874
Women don't care about heroism and our society is gynocentric, it only cares about what women cares about.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421918 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:03:40') {

'>>77421858
Brutal. He did not know yet how useless women are. The result of his suffering will be that she grows up to select a higher value Chad to fuck her. Boys should be taught from a young age that women are not worth it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421928 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:05:53'  && image=='3c55e0a2963052cd2943083ec0685e33165db68537ce2b1ae40c6fd09399782a.jpg') {

'>lefties when pitbulls
IT'S GENETIC
>lefties when niggers
IT'S SOCIOECONOMIC'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421942 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:07:21') {

'>>77421858
>Kid saves his sister from dog attack in an act of selfless courage
>Retards try to turn it into more culture war bullshit
Its sad that people are too cowardly to be heroic in their own lives so they take the brave actions of others to doompost like teenage girls.
Incel bullshit aside, that scar's healed up nicely and he's doing pretty well in life; he even got his own weight class in the World Boxing Council and World Boxing Association. Not many can claim to have an internationally recognized division named after them.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421943 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:07:25') {

'>>77421901
Caring about what women think is homosexual'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421947 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:08:05') {

'>>77421928
leftie trash like pits just as much as rightie white trash. they like them because they make good guard dogs for their drugs.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421954 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:09:20') {

'>>77421895
'lil nigga is gonna have the coolest fucking scar and a heroic story to go with it. women will be dripping.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421968 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:10:59') {

'>>77421943
Explains why our entire society is homosexual then, doesn't it?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421977 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:12:15'  && image=='BJJKid-414405.jpg') {

'>>77421954
He's going to have a good life between the boxing clout and the genuinely cool scar.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421983 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:13:15') {

'>>77421954
depends on how bad it fucks his face up. I'm sure plastic surgery will help. But if his face is deformed then he's fucked, story or no.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421992 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:14:59') {

'>>77421858
Almost 99% certain it's a shitbull.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77421999 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:16:15') {

'>>77421895
>learning how to fight from an early age
>scar with a heroic story attached
>his victory against the dog and the attention it brought him will skyrocket his confidence at such a critical age
>blonde hair blue eyes
>probably gonna start lifting to supplement the fighting
Dudes gonna be an uberchad, he already is the uberchad of his age group'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422049 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:23:12') {

'>>77421858
Both the dog and the owner should be put down. How the fuck do people keep getting away with leaving their mongrels to maul children as they please?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422067 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:25:48') {

'>>77421999
everyone will forget about the indecent by the time he reaches hs. face is everything. he will be an incel.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422101 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:31:17') {

'>>77421947
>they make good guard dogs
They don't. I knew a drug dealer who had 2 huge pits he always kept in his backyard and a fellow nog shucked and jived right past them one night, jumped through his window then shot him through the hand, somehow he survived though. He moved away after that and I never was able to find a weed dealer as cool as he was, literally walking distance from me too.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422128 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:35:12') {

'>>77422101
they're scary though, it's always pits and rots. anytime I see those dogs I just assume the owner is trash.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422187 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:42:43') {

'>>77422128
They're ugly but certain breeds can get pretty big, and because they are overbred you get alot of lazy retards buying them up and letting them maul children or fighting them and what have you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422242 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:49:58') {

'>>77422067
You're framing it from the perspective of your own life. If he grows up to be a fat basement dwelling nerd then yeah, maybe. However he's fighting at 6 years old, probably being raised at least a chad-lite, and the scar has healed decently well to not look grotesque. He's all good for sure.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422651 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:31:35') {

'>>77421873
how is that opposite dumb ass'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422754 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:39:56') {

'The woman saying so is disposable for the same logic that makes men disposable.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422850 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:48:07'  && image=='1714313287004598.png') {

'>>77421928
>>77421947
>>77421992
It was a German shepherd you obsessed retards lmao.
>>77421942
Yeah it doesn't even look like from this picture that his face would be fucked up for life.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423415 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:46:55') {

'>>77421858
Crowdfund this kid some plastic surgery.
Fucks sake.
>>77422049
agree, kill em all let God sort em out'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423471 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:53:47'  && image=='cope or seethe.jpg') {

'>>77421858
Young man saves the life of another, showing great courage and determination.
Some rando
>duuuur men are disposable hurrrrrrr
That twatter fag and OP are just assblasted because a 6 year old boy is more courageous than they will ever be'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423477 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:54:38') {

'>>77421873
no one told me mpreg was here already wtf'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423478 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:54:48') {

'>>77421901
>Women don't care about heroism
translation into English
>"I am a wee faggot"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423549 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:03:42'  && image=='Dwarf-husband-sex-life-419026.jpg') {

'>>77422067
Incels
>face is everything
show them pictures of 100 ugly men with eives
>incels: "they are just outliers"
whos them proof that there are 1,00's of men with hideous facial scars that are married
>incels: "More outliers"
Give them proof of thousands of more men with genetic issues that gave them deformed faces yet they are married
>incels: "They won the lottery and are outliers"
Then they wonder why people mock them'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423580 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:07:05') {

'>>77421858 Maybe gender is disposable, if you'll not gonna breed.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423589 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:07:51') {

'Death by dog is something hard to face, so being a man he had a certain noblesse oblige to bring it upon himself first. That doesn't mean he is disposable, this is nonsense.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423641 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:14:07') {

'>>77423549
>"I won't win the lottery"
>shows you proof of past lottery winners
>"I'll start buying tickets!"
This is your mindset.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423781 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:30:51') {

'>>77421954
Women get the "ick" from honor. They want selfish atheist drug dealers who abuse women and run away when danger occurs.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423806 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:33:29') {

'>>77423781
You've been on 4chan too long friend. It's poisoned your outlook.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423830 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:37:08') {

'>>77423806
I am the most honorful man who EVER lived, yet I am a 30 year old virgin.
Personality is nothing, looks are everything.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423842 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:38:50') {

'>>77421873
That makes it the opposite retard. Eggs are expensive, sperm is cheap. You want more females and less males.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423862 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:40:26') {

'>>77423806
He has told no lies'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423950 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:48:47'  && image=='1691867702461322.png') {

'>>77422754
That woman should have her womb removed in the most painful way possible but not in a way that kills her and have her face maced.

Then every man she ever seen in her life should be spit on her call her disposable.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424021 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:55:20'  && image=='duuuurrrrrr.jpg') {

'>>77423641
See?
Look, kid, I know math is hard, but think.
Millennial men have the LOWEST rates of marriage in recorded history.
Over 80% of millennial men have married.
Since 80% of Millennial men do NOT have a top 10% face by definition we must conclude either
1) You are fucking retarded and plenty of women willingly commit to fucking below average looking men, OR
2) you live in an alternate dimension where science isn't real'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424031 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:56:21') {

'>>77423830
>I am the most honorful man who EVER lived
>the most honorful man who EVER lived
>the most honorful man
>honorful man
>honorful'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424113 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:03:16') {

'>>77421858
HAHAHAHAH its fucking over for him, i wonder how wondeful his life will be and for how long he will live when he realizes looks are everything, after suffering the consequences of living with this appearance.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424158 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:07:23'  && image=='Anon.jpg') {

'>>77424113
>t. 600 lbs gooner'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424197 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:10:58') {

'>>77424113
see
>>77421977
The kid is fine, loser'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424506 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:40:23') {

'>>77421858
damm this kid has the spirit of a warrior. He will grow up to be a super aryan'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424731 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:04:27') {

'>>77421918
As opposed to what? Fucking her brother? Wouldn't a brother want his sister to find a high value man that commits to her and doesn't just see her as a sex toy?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424756 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:06:58'  && image=='1549586352110 pipe.jpg') {

'>>77424731
What you have described is cuckholdry'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424811 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:11:41'  && image=='1685758248708623.png') {

'>>77424021
>Over 80% of millennial men have married
Source? I can't find anything that says that.
Also, ugly =/= deformed. Being ugly and getting a gf/wife is a far stretch from being nausea-inducing to look at.'
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}

}
}