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class Thread extends Board {
public void zoroastrian alt-history(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'zoroastrian alt-history';
int postNumber = 77422120;
String image = '1715178855055570.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)10:34:15';
String comment = 'you get isekai'd into a world where you country has had embraced zoroastrianism instead of christianity/islam and where sibling marriage is not only socially acceptable, its promoted and preferable.
how would your life and your relationship with your siblings change? would you try to marry one?
if you're a single child, you could always beg your parents to give you a sibling to marry'
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422140 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:37:00') {

'>>77422120
Incest is so fucking cringe'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422143 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:37:28'  && image=='1714443139721568.jpg') {

'>>77422140
in that world it would be based and traditional'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422801 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:43:33') {

'>>77422120
Who would cry if you died tomorrow OP?
Nobody, that's who.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422815 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:44:51'  && image=='1709045309746140.jpg') {

'>>77422801
my sister would cry ;_;'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422914 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:55:24') {

'>>77422120
are u retarded zoroastrians dont even do that'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422917 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:55:49') {

'>>77422120
I'd get my mother pregnant, that's even more pious than marrying your sister.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422954 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:00:25') {

'>>77422914
maybe the ones still existing today dont
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xwedodah'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422989 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:03:50') {

'>>77422815
you dont have a sister problem solved'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423332 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:36:24'  && image=='1711639069251634.jpg') {

'>>77422917
yeah but that's cucking your father... maybe if he left/died then sure
otherwise you were built for your sister'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424545 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:43:50'  && image=='1709923461586317.png') {

'>>77422120
>be me
>from an ethnically iranic background
>have a sister who is a solid 9/10
>we have been close with eachother since childhood
>will never have this because arabs conquered our fatherland and turned us muslim

I was denied this. None of you know my pain'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425349 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:22:17'  && image=='1709005114750399.png') {

'i think both me and my older sister would be happier toghether. we're best friends and noone has quite that connection. i think i subconsiously seek out women like her, though few are as awesome. dunno if she's the same, but she does look for men who are a bit younger and same height/shorter than her, so maybe she has lil bro complex?
>>77424545
i would be raging 24/7 if i was iranian, such a fall from grace...
do you fantasize about your sis? did you ever do anything erotic?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425954 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:22:06') {

'>>77422120
Me and my twin sister fucked around when we were kids, so this would just be extending that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425995 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:26:07'  && image=='32c.png') {

'>>77422120
>>77422143
>>77422815
>>77423332
>>77424545
>>77425349
Holy Shit exclam! finally a good thread based incestgothsibling enjoyer!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426008 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:27:24'  && image=='6094849 - Andrew_Graves Ashley_Graves crobody Mrs._Graves The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley.jpg') {

'Mrs. Graves died knowing that her fucked up children not only escaped but are in an incestuous relationship.

LOL'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426025 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:29:09'  && image=='1699322171960416.png') {

'>tfw no sad goth sibling to make out with';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426048 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:32:00') {

'im a catholic sisterkisser. i would remain a sisterkisser but i am NOT worshipping fire';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426058 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:32:41'  && image=='ccb1c998afedafa09ba38000901a9024.jpg') {

'Special sibling hugs!';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426066 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:33:39'  && image=='1699487671412091.png') {

'>>77426048
Catholics invented satanism and formed the first satanic cults. Look it up'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426084 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:35:33') {

'>>77426066
youre a heretic + you will never be a sisterkisser'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426085 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:35:34'  && image=='andy-and-leyley-meme-10-22-2023.jpg') {

'>>77422140
No anon...You are the one who is cringe!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426124 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:39:56'  && image=='1699530404094957.png') {

'>>77426084
Who do you think would have been in the first satanic cults anon? Buddhists? Hindus? No. It was people who believed in the stories the Catholics made up about satanists. There have always been psychopaths in the world. And during the height of Christianities power there would inevitably be those who believed the stories about satanism and tried to bargain blood sacrifices for worldly power. You can't join the opposite of a belief until you hold it's counterpart in the first place. Or do you think all those witch burning were really cases of mistaken identity?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426151 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:41:59'  && image=='1699569441521500.jpg') {

'>>77422120
An entire world of Hapsbergs! Just like in my japanese comic books!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426265 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:50:45') {

'>>77422120
I would kms because I don't have a sister and seeing sister love be even more commonplace would be the last straw.'
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}

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