import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77422168;
String image = '1715179235385930.png';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)10:40:35';
String comment = 'Why shouldn't I kill myself? I'm so embarassed of myself and I hate my life. I can't make connections with anyone and I can't get over any of my problems no matter what I try.';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422570 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:23:03') {

'>>77422168
Boohoo nigger life sucks and you can sometimes get a hand job by an older lady with a homely body type'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422607 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:27:02') {

'>>77422168
Which problems?
You didn't really state any actual problems'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422611 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:27:17') {

'>>77422570
If anyone should kys it's you'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77422625 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:28:26') {

'>>77422607
I can't make connections with anyone and I have no faith in good at all. There is so much bullshit and blockage, I can't form a connection with anyone. Not even my own mother.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423009 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:05:08') {

'>>77422168
>Why shouldn't I kill myself?
Chances are you might just cripple yourself and be even more miserable.
Death means potentially missing out on the good stuff.
Your suicide might traumatize someone.

But most importantly, suicide might be a win for those who made us miserable in the first place, be they classmates, neighbors or politicians. Fuck them, they should be the ones to kill themselves instead.

I don't know if that works for you, since anger is a double-sided sword, but it tends to help me snap out of suicidality.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423072 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:11:34') {

'>>77423009
I don't care if people benefit or not from my death. I just don't want to be in pain aanymore.
>Then fucking do it
I'm trying'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423091 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:13:50') {

'>>77422168
You shouldn't rely on people to make your life good, because most people are mediocre at best. There are so many other things to do. Yes, we are instinctively wired to be social animals, but those other things can make it more bearable.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423141 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:18:59') {

'>>77423091
What are those other things?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423153 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:20:23') {

'>>77423141
There are tons of hobbies. There are other things to enjoy like food, music, material possessions. There are beautiful places in the world to look at.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423281 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:31:28') {

'If you kill yourself I'll never get to see your penis :( </3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423334 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:36:36') {

'Hey Bro Listen up, I know you are completly helpless rn but i want to ask you something do you have moving hands and feet? Yes? good than you can take action. Bro you have this one life dont fuck it up regardless how old u are dont listen to this other degenaretes, jesus loves you he given you the gift of life and even though life is shit rn you are the master of your life, you are the main character of your movie called your life. We have youtube you can look everything up there for instance, how to work online, how to work out and how to develop social skills. I know it will be hard but bro trust me i managed it myself i was fat and an obease 4channer but i managed to get social and shradded so PLEASE bro take the control of your life because everything is better to be in the lava seas of hell for eternity because you decided to listen to satan and kill yourself. BELIEVE ME BRO PLEASE IM TALKING FROM EXPERIENCE ask jesus christ to help you tell him all about your problems and i can assure you he will help you bro please listen to my life is worth it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423393 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:43:31') {

'>>77423153
Maybe I take them for granted but those seem dull when all I want is for someone to hold my hand. I have tried plenty of hobbies and I exercise. My problem is relationships.
>>77423281
You dont know what you're asking... I have a psoriasis breakout on my dick rn
>>77423334
I have been praying a lot lately and I've been reading the Bible. I planned to go do volunteer work or go to church but something is preventing me. I just have a deep seated lack of faith in God. I don't think good ever wins and I don't think anything I do will help me. I can't care about anything no matter how hard I try to force myself. It's like I'm obsessed with my suffering and I just keep going deeper and deeper.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423458 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:52:10') {

'>>77423393
>but those seem dull
Where have you travelled to so far?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423480 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:55:08') {

'>>77423458
Italy, France, England, various places in the US.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423612 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:10:32') {

'>>77423480
>Italy, France, England, various places in the US.
That's pretty nice, but I think you should try places that deviate from Anglo culture a bit more. It is quite interesting. I swear I'm not a travel agent.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423635 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:13:29') {

'>>77423009
Your post is shit
>Chances are you might just cripple yourself and be even more miserable.
Shotgun in the mouth works every time
>Death means potentially missing out on the good stuff.
Such as? But seriously the world gets worse every year so what 'good stuff' will there even be?
>Your suicide might traumatize someone.
Doesn't matter since you'd be dead and also if you had someone you actually cared about then you probably wouldn't suicide anyway
>But most importantly, suicide might be a win for those who made us miserable in the first place, be they classmates, neighbors or politicians. Fuck them, they should be the ones to kill themselves instead.
Again you'd be dead so who cares. Also they wouldn't give a fuck anyway and will just move on within days. Though if you REALLY hate someone what you can do is kill yourself in front of them, it'll traumatize them no matter who they are.

I don't understand how any of the shit you mentioned could snap you out of "suicidality"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423742 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:26:33'  && image=='1713727954331678.jpg') {

'>>77422168
call a whambulance'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424011 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:54:33') {

'crippling loneliness. just fucking devastating. everything is worthless. all i ever wanted was to love and be loved. life's shit and not worth living at all if you can't share it with someone; if you can't share yourself with others. acute sharp daily pain in the chest region. over and over again. at work. when trying to sleep, while eating, and while showering. the pain is constant. fucked up thoughts are always there. you can't do shit. you can't focus. it's fucking unbearable. i never experienced something like this in my 24 years.

i have fucked up teeth and the other day, my whole left side started aching and hurting. all roots are kinda connected so my left side just kinda blew up and started pulsating i could feel the nerves in my left eye twitching. it felt so good. finally a real physical pain. finally, something i can point to and say, here it is. this hurts me. and i know the reason. and i know how i can fix it. It's a shame you can't do that with loneliness and regret. you can't just go back in time and prevent your shitty life that is about to happen. you can't just go to a person and tell them please love me. please care about me. please, be a witness to my life so i can be yours. i can go on and on, whatever. shit sucks and it won't change for the better for me, i can guarantee that. i will just grow older and the pain will amplify even more as i age. fuck that shit. i would rather be physically tortured every day for the rest of my life.

i decided. now whether you choose to do it or not, i don't care. whatever i guess. i just hope and wish that if you stay in this world, that somehow your pain goes away. it is brutal. i don't judge you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424956 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:32:33') {

'>>77422168
Life is not worth living
The answer is yes
You should
The question is
Can you do it?
I tried it multiple times and failed because I'm a fucking loser at killing myself
But if I had the right tools or even a gun and a moment I'd extreme weakness would come to pass I would unequivocally kill myself
You have your answer anon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424973 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:35:20') {

'>>77423009
>Death means potentially missing out on the good stuff.
>Your suicide might traumatize someone.
That's where are wrong anon
There's no good stuff
You see, if there was good stuff he wouldn't be here on 4chan to begin with
He would've been a clueless soulless retard normie'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424986 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:37:12') {

'>>77423334
I would mass genocide christcucks
If I could
Maybe when ww3 starts and nations starts to fall apart then I will be able to create my own armies and hunt down my enemies, you faggots included'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425002 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:38:52') {

'>>77424011
Women are biologically incapable of love anon
Even motherly love is literally narcissism taken to the extreme
Burn that in your mind
Maybe robowaifus will be able one day
But bio women literally are unable to feel love
Their brain cannot create such a thing'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425068 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:48:18') {

'>>77422168
Then fucking do it pussy, livestream it for us too while you're at it.
You either accept it's over or you drown yourself in agony over it until you kick the bucket.'
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}

}
}