import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
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public void board();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void Sex is real(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Sex is real';
int postNumber = 77423038;
String image = '1715184478157045.png';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)12:07:58';
String comment = '>am almost 30
>KHHV
>havent spoken to anybody irl outside of work matters or family in >10 years
>just remembered today that sex isn't some weird theatrical performance made up by the porn industry to sell ad space
>realise sex is like buying coffee
>physical intimacy is actually a real, normal, thing that virtually all people do every day
>what???';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423114 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:16:26'  && image=='1715184976453.png') {

'i used to think this way about driving before i got my license
you'll get there one day fren';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423617 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:11:12') {

'>>77423038
Being a virgin this long I just don't even think about sex anymore. Not having physical intimacy in general is pretty depressing but the actual sex part just seems so alien that even my subconscious doesn't care anymore';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423791 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:31:41') {

'Sex is actually just a certain variety of violence that we instinctively find very compelling and entertaining';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423815 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:35:25') {

'>>77423038
What wizard spec did you choose?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424067 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:59:01') {

'>>77423815
I am really hoping I can finally work up the courage to kms before I'm 30, so no wizard powers
I feel like a child, I'm basically developmentally arrested at age 13';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425409 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:30:59') {

'You forgot to come to the conclusion that sex in the end is just an intimate practice with the intent to procreate and breed, sex is enjoyable to encourage us to breed it is simples as that.';

}

}
}

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