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class Thread extends Board {

public void MAJOR CHANCE AT ASCENSION(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'MAJOR CHANCE AT ASCENSION';
int postNumber = 77423427;
String image = '1715186935852919.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)12:48:55';
String comment = 'i'll be joining my mom at her friends birthday party next month. Her friend has a daughter my age that showed clear interest in me back in 2022.
I will alcoholmaxx at the party and try to talk to her.
Only problem is she got a boyfriend now but he looks geeky as fuck and is not coming.
Wish me luck brehs, advice would be helpful';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423691 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:20:41' && image=='SHION_VERY_GOOD.jpg') {

'>>77423427
If a woman had interest in you then you're already a normalfag. Even if she did cheat on her bf for you, that's not even a girl who's worth looking at, especially since you're already on tutorial mode.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423707 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:22:12') {

'>>77423427
You're pathetic, imagine hitting on someone who you already know has a bf';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423723 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:23:59') {

'>>77423427
Would you really want to date someone who would jump ship like that?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423725 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:24:14') {

'>>77423691
>you're already a normalfag
Im 23 and still never had unpaid sex';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423752 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:27:50') {

'>>77423723
I would never have a serious relationship with her, but i think she'd be useful to build experience with foids
>>77423707
The guy is not my friend so i dont give a fuck';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424124 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:04:41') {

'>>77423427
>Only problem is she got a boyfriend now but he looks geeky as fuck and is not coming.
You missed your chance bro';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424202 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:11:40') {

'>>77424124
He is a balding manlet, i feel like i mog him on most aspects';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424255 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:17:30') {

'>>77423752
>The guy is not my friend so i dont give a fuck
that's what the next guy will say you stupid nigger';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424439 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:34:20') {

'>>77424255
Dont care about the girl either i just need her as a practice gf to farm XP';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424529 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:42:47') {

'>>77424439
>Dont care about the girl either i just need her as a practice gf to farm XP
normalfaggot.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424558 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:45:43') {

'>>77423427
>showed interest in 22
>has boyfriend now
you're so fucking retarded, she probably forgot you exist. Women don't obsess over encounters like this for years like incels do. She's had 30 other encounters like this since';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424582 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:48:55') {

'>>77424558
kek youre right, ive been obsessing over her since then. i walked past her house trying to see her while she forgot about me & gets piped by her tinder date, its over';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424630 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:54:21' && image=='Qybd5Td.jpg') {

'>>77423427
I don't wish you luck at all pursuing a taken woman to be entirely honest famalam. You can tell her you're interested and ask her to break up which has been successful for me before (except one who just lied and didn't break up) and have some dignity';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424789 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:09:56') {

'>>77423707
>>77424630
Whats up with the moralfaggotry';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425013 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:39:55') {

'>>77424789
What's up with the NTRfaggotry?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425100 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:51:25') {

'>>77423427
>Used goods
KEK, lmao even';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425240 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:05:53') {

'>>77423427
>Only problem is she got a boyfriend now
Welp, you're fucked';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426435 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:06:16') {

'>>77425100
The plan was never to have a serious relationship with her
>>77425240
Is there really no chance?';

}

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