import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77423575;
String image = '1715188002153770.png';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)13:06:42';
String comment = 'How are people religious? Are they stupid?';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423606 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:09:20') {

'>>77423575
I legitimately came into the presence of God. Without that experience I'd undoubtedly still be an atheist'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423618 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:11:21'  && image=='vote+democrat.jpg') {

'>>77423575
>How are people religious? Are they stupid?

That's it, fren, I think exactly like you. Stop caring.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423623 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:11:55') {

'most of them are smarter than you. they aren't posting on a glowy basket weaving forum.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423630 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:12:54') {

'>>77423575
How are people virgins past the age of 16? Do they not know how it works?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423663 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:16:25') {

'>>77423575
You're stupid.
Learn the meaning of Religion before making a stupid post like that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77423676 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:18:36') {

'>>77423575
Why aren't you religious? Religion was invented by hermetic sheep fuckers who had nothing to live for, they aren't any different from the average robot.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424784 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:09:41') {

'>>77423575
It's basically just fantasy unfortunately. Some people just like to explore deeper levels of reality like telepathy, the idea of a collective consciousness, spirituality, psychedelics. It's kind of psychotic. Personally I worship aliens and Satan I just can't help it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424947 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:31:59'  && image=='Bs5ecjcDROSNhgWLTrJJBr-dQLB4w1XBUDUhmQr09Tg.jpg') {

'>>77423575
Actually, religion itself is meant to target stupid people.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425939 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:20:51'  && image=='SH1.jpg') {

'>>77423575
>Are they stupid?
Yes they are.

They will devote their lives to the equivalent of Superman from the bronze-age and threaten you with ghost-violence if you don't waste your life too.'
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}

}
}