import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77424252;
String image = '1715192231211565.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)14:17:11';
String comment = '>manage to have sex one time
>now feel superior to all of you
I understand normies now.';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424284 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:19:50') {

'i got disappointed with my first time desu';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424353 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:25:23') {

'>>77424284
this. it's over hyped beyond measure.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424382 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:27:59') {

'>now feel superior to all of you
to who? most people on r9k aren't virgins. This isn't 2019 anymore.
Hell, a lot of us are married.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424395 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:29:40') {

'>>77424382
I don't believe you in an original way.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424442 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:34:29') {

'>>77424252
I've had sex a few times in my rotten life and i don't feel superior. The only thing I feel is the weight of being a virgin lifted off my shoulders. otherwise, i crave intimacy rather than sex alone';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424474 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:37:31') {

'>>77424284
Mine was a complete and utter fucking mess of blood, i will never forget the smell of saliva and blood and her sweating like a pig on top of me.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424602 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:51:02') {

'>manage to never have sex
>feel superior to everyone';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424767 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:07:47') {

'>>77424252
Having sex took a part of my drive away. I learned that I actually don't care about women, sex, or relationships. I suddenly almost over night went from falling every day to now not really caring at all, I could go months without flapping and be unnoticed. I have a gf though so I just have sex once a week instead. Mostly just to pretend I'm interested in her body for psychological reasons';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424780 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:09:02') {

'>>77424252
>manage to never have sex
>watch everyone my age fail to raise their children
>watch them instill their flimsy morals that they got from the media
I'm not missing out on anything';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424792 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:10:09') {

'>>77424767
Fuckin auto correct, nigger nigger fapping fapping fap fap fap kike spic nigger fapping titties ass rape nigger nigger

There. Had to retrain my phone for a moment in am original way';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425267 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:09:33') {

'>>77424252
You poor soulless NPC
If only you could understand';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425397 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:29:14'  && image=='1712847713314859.png') {

'>>77424284
it really is so disappointing. Like really this is what people kill others and themselves over?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425645 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:54:27') {

'>>77425397
Yes
Because snoyciety made it appear like the elixir to happiness
Also biology plays here
Certain animals literally die if they don't mate
We die too, but slowly decaying away and suffering
Some are smart enough and have proper willpower to end it early and avoid decades of endless pain';

}

}
}

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