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int postNumber = 77424258;
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String date = '05/08/24(Wed)14:17:35';
String comment = '>hair is getting long because too anxious to get a hair cut';
'y r u anxious to get a haircut anon?';
'you need to be 18 or older to post on the Estonian Tyre Changing Forum';
'>>77424258
Just tie it into a ponytail and lop some off every so often';
'>>77424258
So? Just grow it out and get your mom to clip the ends occasionally.';
'>>77424258
>he doesn't cut his own hair with electric clippers
unironically ngmi';
'My last haircut was in Oct 1995. I hated going to the barber so I just stopped. Most people's hair grows out about 16" long and stops. Haircuts are a scam and a weird forced social experience that I fucking hate. Reject barberism.';
'>>77424258
cut it yourself, it's not hard, there's a reason you only pay them like $20
(unless you're going to a proper stylist, then it's different)
at first it will take you like an hour, but you quickly get better at it, now it takes me like 15 minutes to cut my own hair';
'>>77424258
Embrace it. Join the long haired men. look like a surfer, look like old cowboy, look like a pirate who doesn't cut his hair. own it. embrace it. And make it yours.';
'>>77424258
Gettin haircuts is dumb it just grows back whats the point';
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