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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77424277;
String image = '1715192359056096.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)14:19:19';
String comment = '>Look, there he is, our new coworker! I'm sure he will fit right in with us!';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424301 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:20:52') {

'>>77424277
didn't know i applied to work in HR';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424303 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:20:59') {

'>>77424277
Dude in the back is giving me the stink eye already';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424312 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:21:30') {

'>>77424277
this is the sex cult right? i'm the interviewer. how exactly do you make money?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424337 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:23:59') {

'i just wonder how busting a nut all over them would feel like, what could be the aftermath?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424345 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:24:30') {

'>>77424337
Jail for all eternity.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424352 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:25:23') {

'>>77424277
they all seem kinda cool, but i'm afraid I'm kind of an outcast and would have trouble fitting in.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424383 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:28:09') {

'>>77424345
why tho? wait, i have the feeling all of these turds might be pro-choice, what if instead of jailing me they jailed my semen. my semen is part of the crime scene, not me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424419 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:32:34' && image=='1705939743213689.jpg') {

'>>77424277
>no braindead appledrone slut consoomers around
>all hp chads + one milf with chinkpad
Looks like a very comfy place to wageslave with great people around.
Don't know about you, but I would say: hello guys, please take care of me. *bowling down, smiling*';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424764 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:07:20') {

'>>77424277
>angry guy wearing a sweater sitting in the back looking disgusted
me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424782 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:09:17' && image=='1706933646543886.png') {

'>>77424277
>You have landed in shit creek brother';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424995 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:38:08') {

'>>77424301
Hitler Resurrection';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425911 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:18:29') {

'>>77424277
>2024
>haveing an actual job';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426579 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:17:54') {

'>>77424383
Why do you get that feeling?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426879 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:44:02') {

'>>77424277
Honestly it might not be too bad. I know how to hide my powerlevel so I could probably get along well enough. Wheelchair girl is also insanely cute.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427016 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:59:28') {

'>>77424301
i work in HR, making $92k/yr now.

difference is instead of a feel-good tech company i work at a state prison so we are usually dealing with people steeping on the job or getting in drunken fights with the cops.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427328 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:30:45') {

'>>77426879
You can bet she has no ass tho';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427397 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:37:01') {

'>>77427328
That's not an issue for me I like smaller butts anyways.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427631 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:57:40') {

'>>77424277
I think I'm going to simp for the white sweater blondie';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427651 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:58:58') {

'>>77425911
Not everyone is selling asshole pics on onlyfans like you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427822 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:14:54') {

'imagine the sissification if those 2 dudes aren't there';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427963 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:29:55') {

'>>77427822
>the sissification
More like imagine the attention seeking';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428065 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:40:54') {

'>>77427963
the old women will baby you and treat you like their little daughter, the younger ones will realize you're a dangerous incel and keep you as their gay bff to avoid getting killed, either way your masculinity would be done for in 5 months there';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428069 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:41:11') {

'>>77428060
>only fuckable one there is crippled
Roll anyways';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428098 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:44:00') {

'>>77428060
alright rolling. I don't even know what I want';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428105 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:44:45') {

'>>77428060
rowlliong';

}

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