import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77424455;
String image = '1715193362214575.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)14:36:02';
String comment = 'Why aren't you smoking some pain relieving bud /pol/? Cannabis is the white mans drug.

Reminder kikes know things to subvert you with before you do. They know CBD and THC cure cancer and cure illness.

>makes the kikes seethe in power for decades and still arrest people and federally illegal for over 80 years
>makes the kikes seethe that you aren't consuming brain damaging alcohol and cancer causing cigarettes which have been legal for 80 years and is forced on adults
>natural medicine, anti-inflammatory, vasodilator opens up your arteries and prevents constriction
>completely safe to ingest with vaping or edibles
>cheap, can order it online now in form of THC-A loophole hemp and can stock up right now even in an illegal state'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424559 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:45:43'  && image=='1712324495772115.webm') {

'>>77424455
Im currently growing Royal Dwarf and Northern Lights, whats your favorite strain /r9k/?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424567 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:46:41'  && image=='thinking-pepe.gif') {

'>>77424455
why weed when you can alcohol'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424622 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:53:26'  && image=='308230.jpg') {

'>>77424455
This thread is so fucking retarded I don't even know where to start. I'll start with the obvious
>cannabis being a white man drug
Do I even need to elaborate on this?
>makes the kikes seethe in power for decades and still arrest people and federally illegal for over 80 years
If kikes didn't want you to smoke weed then they wouldn't have legalized it in some states fucking retard, I bet you're one of those faggots who complain that "america has been taken over by israel" but then put out dumb shit like this, all you /pol/fags got so many fallacies it's insane.
>makes the kikes seethe that you aren't consuming brain damaging alcohol and cancer causing cigarettes which have been legal for 80 years and is forced on adults
Cannabis gives you memory impairment, slows down your reflexes, reduces your cognitive functioning etc.
>natural medicine, anti-inflammatory, vasodilator opens up your arteries and prevents constriction
heroin is also given as medicine in some states, that must mean it's healthy right?
>completely safe to ingest with vaping or edibles
"completely safe" lole

Get the fuck off this board'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424627 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:54:05'  && image=='dank.jpg') {

'>zogbots seethe over the simple possession of a smelly flower.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424629 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:54:17') {

'I don't get a neat effect anymore due to ongoing psych ward leucotomy discourse. I feel nothing. My doctor is a fucking idiot. I hate weed now. My life is a drag. The cops stopped by to tell me to quit thrice even though I'm in a legal state. Schizophrenic. Now i cant feel shit. Thanks trump T. Former half gallon a day alcoholic';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424640 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:54:47') {

'>>77424567
Your body needs to digest alcohol, its a literal poison for your whole body, especially liver, colon and Brain.
Alcohol makes you dissociate memories, it literally makes your mind smaller while controlled cannabis consumption makes your brain grow.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424641 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:54:55') {

'>>77424455
It ironically gives me TONS of pain if I try to move around or if I take too much. In medium doses it can be pretty fun though.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424654 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:56:49') {

'>>77424455
weed is an actual nigger drug and it only exists to make addicts out of otherwise respectable white men. Fuck weed and all of the loser faggots who smoke it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424669 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:58:29') {

'>>77424640
>controlled cannabis consumption makes your brain grow
baitiest bait I've ever read'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424695 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:00:47'  && image=='1714938382041517.jpg') {

'>>77424622
The american government loves cannabis so much that they refuse to legalize it now that 38/50 states have legal pot or it's completely decriminalized where they just take your weed.

They are trying to reschedule it, still after 80 years since the 40's. After 80 years they still hate cannabis, while state laws, the people have been voting since everyone loves cannabis.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424715 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:02:43') {

'>>77424455
Did that for 14 years, got me nowhere'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424718 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:03:01') {

'>>77424641
Thats because you are in tons of pain buddy, it just makes you notice it abruptly.
Go find out where its coming from.

>>77424629
>T. Former half gallon a day alcoholic
thats the problem

>>77424622
>Cannabis gives you memory impairment, slows down your reflexes, reduces your cognitive functioning etc.
Yeah if youre a dumbfuck and cant control your intake.

>natural medicine, anti-inflammatory, vasodilator opens up your arteries and prevents constriction
Doctors hate the anti-inflammatory part, do you know why?

Some of your answers are omega retarded buddy.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424725 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:04:06') {

'>>77424669
yeah because you dont know how to control anything probably, lil bro.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424740 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:05:40') {

'>>77424725
>probably
>lil bro
Ah typical human garbage at its finest'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424769 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:07:54') {

'>>77424740
thanks for clarifying that im right. good day to you too.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424783 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:09:27') {

'>>77424718
>Yeah if youre a dumbfuck and cant control your intake.
You could say that for anything.. Cigs have been proven to improve your concentration skills but now does that means that everyone should smoke? I swear, if weed got turned into some medicine that didn't give you euphoria you'd just mark it as a "jewpill" and move on with your day, but because it's something that's illegal you immediately act like it's some anti kike weapon that everyone needs to take'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424815 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:12:12') {

'>>77424783
> I swear, if weed got turned into some medicine that didn't give you euphoria you'd just mark it as a "jewpill" and move on with your day
literally CBD.

>but because it's something that's illegal you immediately act like it's some anti kike weapon that everyone needs to take
legal in my country :)'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424818 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:12:45'  && image=='what-47-gets-you-in-socal-v0-7bu6085nyzo81.png') {

'Cannabis which is shown to slow cancer, stop arthritis inflammation and stop swelling, relieve pain.

Zogbots hate cannabis, they hate natural medicine and they love telling white men what we can and can't do.

They'll let us drink alcohol but when it comes to ingesting and growing cannabis on private land they can come in and be kikes.

If you're anti cannabis you're on the side of the zogbot kike US government.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424846 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:16:38') {

'I don't like people who smoke weed, so I don't like weed';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424853 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:17:38') {

'>>77424815
Honestly do not care, you're so retarded that instead of admitting that weed is harmful you try to ramble on about how it's good and acting like it's the final solution to the jewish question, all you stoners got the same stupid mentality.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424862 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:19:09') {

'>>77424818
why does satanic/music promote it then? Weed was amazing for a good portion of my life but at the end of the day it, weed mainly blue pilled me to enjoy this evil world'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424871 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:20:26') {

'the jews won't let you work in their cattlebox if you do';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424878 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:21:08'  && image=='flower.jpg') {

'>>77424846
Then you're just the same as the US government, you're on their side then.

The founding fathers grew hemp and harvested female flowers, hemp was used as a pain reliever ever since the 1700's.

kike doctors SEETHE about cannabis.
>oohh the smoke goy you can't smoke its dangerous oy vey!
>but let me conveniently leave out vaping and edibles exist and smoking is damaging to you no matter what material is burned
>go buy some legal cigarettes and alcohol instead of that weed goy!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424895 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:23:54') {

'>>77424853
I dont even consume cannabis yet, my plant is one month old and i do my research before i take anything.
Not my problem if you lack insight into the different effects of the plant and the willpower to control it.
Everything is harmful in excess.
But yeah i clearly have a stoner mentality am i right?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424910 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:26:43') {

'>>77424853
weed is harmful for weak ass bitches.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424923 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:28:45'  && image=='weed.jpg') {

'>>77424871
Exactly any white man can see this.

This is how the US government sees cannabis
>Won't let you work for any federal agency without drug test
>Bans cannabis for 80 years plus while alcohol and cigs remain legal and taxed
>Won't even legalize it when 76% of the country(38/50) states is legalized or not even a crime anymore to consume'
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}

}
}