'Wow nice job finding true love';

'>>77424594
>Kazakh

hot';

'>>77424680
>true love
just another crush, but honestly I always underestimated sexual connection, since I always had 1 gf/wife and only hookers so not experienced at all when it comes to this, but god damn when you meet someone with whom it clicks it's like I just had sex for the first time ever.
and obviously being a hooker she fakes everything, but she's at the price range of other hookers who don't give a fuck, and her comments are mild meaning she doesn't do it wirh everyone, and I don't know why specifically but something clicked and a 1 hour fuck session became kissing laughing smiling tickling fucking with condom inserting raw lots of compliments for a moment I thought I was brad fucking pitt, and she's good looking in a natty way, fucked lots of other better looking whores and it wasn't even 1% of this.
any Chad (somehow on /r9k/) can enlighten (argue for or against) me on the importance of sexual chemistry and how rare or abundant that shit is? I obviously (even if she wanted, and she doesn't want to) wouldn't consider a relationship with a hooker, maybe I'm alt right in the streets lefty in the sheets but not to that point... right now thinking about her fucking other men I get angry';

'>>77424850
You fucked a hooker raw?';

'>>77424850
>any Chad (somehow on /r9k/) can enlighten (argue for or against) me on the importance of sexual chemistry and how rare or abundant that shit is?
Rare. It's more abundant in youth where people are honest and less calculated. But I might be wrong idk.';

'>>77424945
anon i'm a degen I always swear i won't do x or y this time but once I go I throw all brain out of the window';

'you might as well just divorce your wife before she contracts an STD from you.';

'>>77424594
The irony emanating from this post is palpable.
I don't care enough to type any sort of worthwhile reply.';

'you can develop feelings for a girl no matter her body count

she is a hooker, you are a john, don't be a hypocrite, both of you are the same type of damaged

you WILL regret if you do not pursue her, it is your destiny';

'>>77425889
>you WILL regret if you do not pursue her, it is your destiny
anon this implies she really likes me, I'm sure 70% of what she says is just because she wants me to return for more money, although if she's larping she deserves an oscar.
And you're also implying I won't commit seppuku if I get into a relationship with a hooker kek, I've been autistic enough in my life to have had dealt with crushes and being in love but not acting on it more than enough times, it sucks but what you gonna do.
>she is a hooker, you are a john, don't be a hypocrite, both of you are the same type of damaged
nope, Im' literally just a client, I pay to have fun for an hour, she's the one fucking lots of men burning up all her pair bonding circuitry... this is why I doubt she can ever attach to anyone let alone mr autismo that I am, although I'm attractive in cumberbatch's autistic attractiveness, but never did shit with it since spaghetti has always been so quick to spill.
The problem is that I'm in my 30's and having known this feel now will make it hard to ever find some girl who ticks all the cases: low n count, submissive, no nagging, sexual chemistry, etc. If I was a chad I could just tear through enough girls to make it a number's game where eventually it'll happen, but as I am now shieeet';

'>>77425147
man std's are a meme, before I had money when I was in uni I used to fuck some breaking bad wendy tier hookers and never caught shit';

'>>77426240
>nope, Im' literally just a client
yeah no, you are a hypocrite here

if you wanted to make this thread only to humble brag or to amuse us, know that some uf us can see more than this. You are not as free of ~sin~ and innocent as you make yourself to be';

'>>77426284
Well obviously not, I'm married and fucking hookers, and I fucked 2 troons although very much passing and cute. I thought the not being free of sin was implied being on 4chan and all.
Plus we're all hypocrites anon, most shit you can get is a 0 sum game, so me wanting x means you won't have it, and yeah of course I would not morally consider a hooker for a serious relationship (morally/consciously but my emotions are something else), and honestly I feel little guilt about my behavior because autistic enough ro have a solid mental gymnastics game and if you'd met my wife you'd understand, the nagging and nagging and nagging gets souls crushing quickly.
>humble brag
brag about what? a lifetime of autism and beta bucksing for the first gd who had me and marrying her? or the hookers that literally get paid for it and any of you could fuck as well? it's not bragging if the only thing that make you not do it are better morals than mine anon.';

'>>77426259
raw? and original';

'>>77426468
No, the only raw ones were the troons (somehow they don't care) and the cutie kazakh but just teasing like couple hits before she took it out and put the condom on it';

'>>77426368
eh don't worry I'm a hooker bro also, so I can relate to a lot of what you said
at the beginning of my mongering I had this girl I was infatuated by, 6 months after seeing her again I realized she was basically a run of the mill roastie, the spell was completely broken

with my current regular I probably have the most boring and tame sex. We are more like two roommates that sometimes see each other and we blog about our lives before and after the sex. Shes a bombshell that had the usual drug addiction in her early 20s (doing coke in switzerland with other girls in the business), didn't even enter college.


>the nagging and nagging and nagging gets souls crushing quickly.
desu I'd only get in a relationship with foids only if kids would be involved, hope she at least gave you that';

'>>77426520
Escortbros, can you give me some advice for my first visit? Ive never even held hands with a lady';

'>>77426520
Nah no kids, only reason I still have hope to gtfo, just a pussy I guess or I'd have done it already.
>I realized she was basically a run of the mill roastie
Yeah it goes without saying, the thing that surprised me is that I was extremely judgemental of people who get in relationships with high body count girls, but now I've become more forgiving because it's actually not that easy to stop yourself from thinking about someone.
Yeah I could see myself at least becoming a regular to another one who's more beautiful but you know mechanical prostitute sex, do this position that position coom gtfo... rare when someone who gets fucked by lots of dudes for a living shows you real genuine looking pleasure and temporary affection, the fucked up thing is that I work my ass off and made lots of sacrifices for my wife and provide everything for her yet she never even made the effort to compliment me on anything sexual, I last in bed, I got an above average dick that goes all the way in but instead of complimenting it once in 7 years you get the usual it hurts don't push too much, yet this hoe I paid would lay on top of me beyond the paid for time kissing me and shit (unlike other hookers) and compliment me and send me sms's after i leave and shit she doesn't have to do, like wtf is wrong with women someone marries you and works hard and provides and is objectively attractive, you could at least make a fucking effort.';

'>>77426677
Tell her it's your first time anon, she'll know it because it's their job so just tell her to guide you, this way she'll suggest the positions the flow etc. shit I fucked lots of escorts and i'm married and still they think it's my first time because of the autistic politeness each time.
Ask her for everything before you go, some get weird about hugs or kisses etc. if you want to pay for the full gfe experience, even though few do it well.';

'>>77426677
ok here is my advice
- leave the moralfagging at the door
- the sooner you do it the better, remaining a KHV past your early 20s will only make you more mentally ill and unrealistic about women
- handling escorts and the entire thing will make you more comfortable and nice to normal roasties

>first visit
literally all you have to do is relax
shave and shower before you go to her
give the money early on
they may offer some water or soda, accept the small talk but don't linger on it
ask her where you can shower, usually that's how you signal that you want to begin the sexo
the more polite and understanding you are, the better your time will be.

over time you will learn to be assertive without being a simp. A woman's physical presence will not intimidate you anymore';

'>>77426834
>over time you will learn to be assertive without being a simp. A woman's physical presence will not intimidate you anymore
based, it's my reasoning to start seeing hookers too, thought eventually the whole fucking different women thing would change how one acts around stranger women... I still don't know depends on how deep the autismo is, just saw an escort yesterday + married and live with femoid wife, just today a 7/10 girl sat next to me on the train and my ass cheeks clenched up so it depends';

'How does some adulterous retard get a wife? This is beyond unfair.';

'>>77426904
I was decent at first, too decent even, didn't put clear boundaries and got disrespected through recurrent nagging, and I don't like that shit at all, I'd either get angry and we fight or I let slide and it builds up, gave her an ultimateum that if she doesn't get in line we're done, she said she doesn't take threats, so instead of leaving (guess i still care about her, or sunken cost falacy) I started fucking hookers.';

'>>77424594
stopped reading at cheating
kys';

'what was it like fucking a tranny hooker? any funny stories? also how tall are you';