import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Hypothetical Situation.(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Hypothetical Situation.';
int postNumber = 77424700;
String image = '1715194881000575.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)15:01:21';
String comment = 'This man is now in your room.
He is staring blankly at you.
What do.'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(type sage in the field option to not bump bait threads && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424722 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:03:22') {

'>>77424700
I type sage into the options field'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424727 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:04:17') {

'>>77424700
Ask him to leave. If he doesn't I'm going to have to go to the hardware store for a new shovel'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424739 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:05:18') {

'Where did you find this detailed picture of me?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424753 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:06:47'  && image=='5fc7bbf8459682fd90c2ee67f55c4e2d-3719834026.gif') {

'>>77424700
Do not redeem in heaven you fucking dirty pajeet'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424765 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:07:24') {

'>>77424700
I call the police and/or my dad :('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424778 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:08:42') {

'This guy is going to be in my nightmares';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424779 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:08:52') {

'>>77424700
Kick him out and get a cleaning crew to disinfect my entire home, just to be safe.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424787 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:09:54') {

'I redeem the 12ga slug and waste the poo';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425524 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:43:19') {

'>>77424700
>"post bobs"
Calmly go back to using my computer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425543 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:44:31') {

'>>77424700
give him a chance in the afterlife. he can become a tree'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425555 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:46:12') {

'>>77424722
wait, isnt this against the rules?
like, arent you annoucing a sage?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425561 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:47:20') {

'>>77425555
Wasted quad baka'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425609 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:50:58') {

'>>77425555
He only said he types sage in the email field. Meaning it's a habitual thing. He didn't say anything about sageing this thread in particular.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425632 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:53:16') {

'>>77425555
>umm jannies? Guys? Jannies? Um this heckin CHUD violated *irrelevant dumbshit rule nobody cares about*... ANyone gonna clean this up or yall just gonna let this shit slide?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425636 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:53:31') {

'Looks like an indian version of shahar';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425705 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:00:02') {

'>>77425561
baka is your mom'
;

}

}
}