String fullTitle = 'Hypothetical Situation.';
int postNumber = 77424700;
String image = '1715194881000575.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)15:01:21';
String comment = 'This man is now in your room.
He is staring blankly at you.
What do.';
'>>77424700
I type sage into the options field';
'>>77424700
Ask him to leave. If he doesn't I'm going to have to go to the hardware store for a new shovel';
'Where did you find this detailed picture of me?';
'>>77424700
Do not redeem in heaven you fucking dirty pajeet';
'>>77424700
I call the police and/or my dad :(';
'This guy is going to be in my nightmares';
'>>77424700
Kick him out and get a cleaning crew to disinfect my entire home, just to be safe.';
'I redeem the 12ga slug and waste the poo';
'>>77424700
>"post bobs"
Calmly go back to using my computer';
'>>77424700
give him a chance in the afterlife. he can become a tree';
'>>77424722
wait, isnt this against the rules?
like, arent you annoucing a sage?';
'>>77425555
Wasted quad baka';
'>>77425555
He only said he types sage in the email field. Meaning it's a habitual thing. He didn't say anything about sageing this thread in particular.';
'>>77425555
>umm jannies? Guys? Jannies? Um this heckin CHUD violated *irrelevant dumbshit rule nobody cares about*... ANyone gonna clean this up or yall just gonna let this shit slide?';
'Looks like an indian version of shahar';
'>>77425561
baka is your mom';
}