String fullTitle = 'How Big is Your Shit?';
int postNumber = 77425019;
String image = '1715197238677094.gif';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)15:40:38';
String comment = 'Just got back home from my shift. I just sat on the toilet and passed a fat dookie while I post this thread.
Aw
That was nice.
How are your bowel movements?';
'>>77425019
6 inch logs';
'>>77425029
Extramarital based and medium-long log pilled';
'About the girth of a red bull can. It feels like there's a fencepost falling out of my ass';
'>>77425392
That's the shit right there';
'I don't like shitting so I am like a trash compactor with my ass and save em up for four or five days. Sometimes it's so big and dry it bleeds with the first few inches. After that the rest is soft serve or liquid. I'd say it's pretty good size because sometimes the pile reaches up above the water level.';
'>>77425019
I intermittent fast(just how I like to eat not for health). So I eat just a single large dinner. Then in the morning I drink 2 scoop of preworkout so it empties everything out. My poop is always a hige pile above the waterline. My hole is constantly bleeding.';
}