import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77425317;
String image = '1715199468356429.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)16:17:48';
String comment = '>incels aren't real, you can just hire a prostitute
How do you respond without sounding mad?'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425324 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:19:01') {

'That's a crime here. It's like saying incels aren't real because you can just rape a woman.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425326 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:19:18'  && image=='1645736434774.jpg') {

'>poverty isn't real just rob the liquor store';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425344 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:22:03') {

'>>77425317
I thought prostitutes dont count'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425372 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:25:18') {

'>>77425326
It works for blacks, so'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425387 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:27:53') {

'>>77425344
Neither does hookups for femcels'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425455 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:35:56') {

'You don't. No point arguing with someone who willingly misses the point';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425596 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:49:55'  && image=='1704123075224693.png') {

'>>77425317
>>77425387
The difference is that 1) "femcels" can get bf's extremely easily, not just hookups -- they're just too lazy/their standards are too high to get a bf, and 2) it's about consensual unpaid sex with a sex you're attracted to. Incels are straight men, they can't just go gay, and rape/prostitution doesn't actual solve any serious problem an incel has.
If a man could get hookups, he could also get a gf, but incels can't get anything close to that. It's just a turbopseud thing to bring up.
Also, even if somehow the "femcel" could only get hookups, it's still much preferable to know the sex you're attracted to also finds you attractive. Being so hideous and socially inept no woman would ever want to fuck you is a terrible feeling, although being unlovable (which stems from that for incels) is the main issue at hand.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426053 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:32:29') {

'>>77425324
The irony is that a lot of incels have committed a crime when they watched porn or downloaded music.

>>77425596
They can't get bfs easily or they wouldn't be femcels. That's the whole point. a large percent of women women are not attractive enough to get a bf no matter how hard they try.
>incels can just get loving wives easily
this is not an argument, you know.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426064 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:33:26') {

'>>77426053
How long have you kept up this painfully unfunny bit?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426109 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:38:28') {

'>>77426064
Not sure. A lot of normies have invaded our incel/femcel board.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426145 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:41:32') {

'>>77425596
The only problem that incels have is that they don't try dating women.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426203 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:46:29') {

'I literally wouldn't know how to do that, AND I don't know if it's legal.
Plus, I wouldn't enjoy it.
>>77426145
What does that even mean? You're either in contact with people who like you, or you aren't. I don't even understand this whole vernacular of "try dating".'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426221 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:48:03') {

'>>77426203
>What does that even mean?
Which part was difficult for you?
>"vernacular"
Lol that's funny.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426239 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:49:07') {

'>>77426221
Just aggressively proposition random women, until one of them says yes? I don't think I'm supposed to do that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426260 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:50:29') {

'>>77426239
>"proposition"
LOL nice one.

To be fair yes some people can be very distracted for the wrong reasons, but dating is biologically natural.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426264 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:50:45') {

'>>77425317
I agree, I am personally just a loser but not an incel since i recognize all i need is Filipino and Dutch prostitutes to get my desire for pussy fixed.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426287 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:52:42') {

'>>77426260
I'm not even sure I understand what "dating" is. Literally no one ever explains these things to us autistic shut-ins.
Seems like everyone else just kind of falls into alignment with a partner somehow...
I don't know what the fuck they did, and I don't think they know what they did either.
Clearly they didn't just approach a rando and say "let's go on a date", because that's cartoon world nonsense.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426305 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:54:37') {

'>>77426287
Did you cartoonishly approach your bedroom one day and say "lets go to sleep"? Calling yourself an autistic shut-in doesn't mean you are actually retarded, usually just pretending.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426308 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:54:51') {

'>>77425317
I had sex with a prostitute. She was amazing. So soft and gentle with me. When she knew I was a "cherry" she was just really gentle and reassuring like "Don't worry. I'll take care of you, I'll teach you some things too. It's not often I get to be someones first so we can do whatever you want okay?"

Taught me about "finding the rhythm" and how to slide it in easily. Trace up, then push in a little when you trace down, then when you feel a give, slide it in slow. easiest way to control the speed in which you cum is to just take it easy. Girls like it when you're gentle with them at first and then go harder as they get wetter. She was a great gal. I hope she's doing well. at 160 an hour and no need for a pimp I'm sure she is.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426331 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:56:42') {

'>>77426305
I am quite literally an autistic shut-in. Everything you people are doing out there is strange and confusing to me.
I'm supposed to know women somehow, but I don't know women, and I can't just grab them on the street, so where do I get them?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426343 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:57:25') {

'>>77426331
Can I ask you a serious question? How did you learn English? It should be impossible?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426353 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:58:37') {

'>>77426343
I don't know what you mean by that, and I think you're insulting me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426372 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:00:25') {

'>>77426353
A shut-in would not know about language because they can't just grab language on the street.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426378 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:01:04') {

'>>77425324
>>77425326
You could just go to a country where it is legal.
Also you aren't involuntary celibate then because you are choosing not to break the law when you in fact could. Nothing is physically holding you back from that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426381 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:01:20') {

'>>77426372
I became a shut-in in my teens, after I more or less couldn't deal with the world anymore.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426383 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:01:29') {

'I want a wife. Just having sex once does nothing for me.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426391 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:02:22') {

'>>77425317
I would say that incel really is just about being undesired. Even if you technically could get a hooker that doesn't mean that she is attracted to you or want you. It's just her job. And there's also rape but again that implies that it is involuntary and the rape victim probably isn't attracted to you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426400 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:03:17') {

'>>77426383
Find a 3rd world women that will have to rely on you for money and transportation. Impregnate her/ meet her family and she will stay with you forever.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426401 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:03:35') {

'>>77426287
Dating was mostly a Boomer thing. Read Archie comics or watch Happy Days, or even Seinfeld. "Dating" as it exists today isn't similar at all. We live in a completely different social context than the Boomers when they were in their prime.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426409 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:04:21') {

'>>77426391
Incel is being celibate if you aren't a virgin you can't be an incel. Maybe it's time someone comes up with a term to better describe those of us with lack of love rather than pussy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426445 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:07:03') {

'>>77426401
Yeah, that's what I'm confused about. Sounds like some archaic shit where you ask a girl's father permission to take her out to the movies.
That's not real life, is it?
It's so overly formal, you'd think an autistic person had come up with it. I presume people kind of just coalesce together, and it didn't happen to me, because I wasn't around people enough, or they just didn't like me. But then, how to fix that? I can't force anyone to be my friend. Any overly eager attempt to do just that clearly puts people off (and I may have tried here and there).'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426449 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:07:24') {

'>>77426409
Sociopath is usually a good word for people like that'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426462 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:08:44') {

'>>77426445
Its basically the same with how some people listen to music. It makes no sense to me, how can you just force sound waves into your ears unless you get permission from the artist?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426470 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:09:29') {

'>>77426409
Okay so do you think you can be incel if you are still virgin but have girls like you?
I don't think so. I think you are more of an incel if you have had sex with prostitutes but no other women are attracted to you or would even consider having sex with you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426477 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:10:06') {

'>>77426462
Well there's no presumption of consent being needed. I just take the music because I want it.
If I just took a girl because I wanted her, I'd be in prison.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426483 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:10:23') {

'>>77426470
Nobody likes a virgin, and virgin genetics are dying out anyway'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426494 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:11:24') {

'>>77426477
Many people have gone to prison for listening to music. Its even more likely to happen.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426507 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:12:40') {

'>>77426470
You attracted them with money, that's enough for me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426515 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:13:09') {

'>>77426494
You take it by paying the price displayed, and then it's yours. There's no ambiguity about this.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426524 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:13:57') {

'>>77426515
How? Nothing about paying the price makes sense. You will just go to jail if you try'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426553 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:16:33') {

'Prostitutes don't feel like they "count." It's hard to describe, but you don't get the fulfillment you get from actually "scoring."';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426563 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:17:17') {

'>>77426524
That's not true though. It's as straight forward as it could be, with little margin for error, and if you don't understand how transactions work, someone can teach you.

Every time I ask how human interactions work, it's just mockery and frowny faces, as everyone insists "I should know this automatically", or insists I don't deserve to have it for some reason.
Like I did something to upset them, and I don't even know what I did, and they don't know either.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426580 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:17:56') {

'>>77426553
Sex and masturbating are violations of celibacy thoughever'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426590 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:18:56') {

'>>77426563
Thats very presumptuous. Nobody has ever been able to explain how transactions work. There is a reason why so many guys end up in jail for stealing music.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426603 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:20:42') {

'>>77426590
There's a number printed on the price tag, and you pay the amount of money that the number says.
If you don't understand numbers, you can watch some Sesame Street.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426607 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:20:55'  && image=='1657566299027.png') {

'>>77425455
>correct answer gets digits
THE SIGNS'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426619 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:22:07') {

'>>77426603
That is not going to help anyone. Just because something is easy for you to understand doesnt make it actually possible for most people'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426628 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:23:11') {

'>>77425317
It's kind of like saying "so what if you suck at painting, just buy a finished painting lol!"

It is missing the entire point, maybe I'm not in it for the finished product, I'm in it for the experience, and your "solution" completely ignores that angle.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426640 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:24:18') {

'>>77426619
I have very clearly explained how transactions work, while you have been unable to explain how dating works, so clearly I'm right.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426643 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:24:28') {

'>>77426628
Lots of people who suck at painting still do it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426655 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:25:31') {

'>>77426640
I doubt anyone will be able to explain how transactions work. Youre assuming everyone here has a phd in prices and economics'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426665 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:26:20') {

'>>77426655
Why do you play with me, instead of admitting I have a point? Is this flirting? Do you want to be my girlfriend?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426685 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:28:05') {

'>>77426665
I was just stating that nobody can explain how to listen to music without being disingenuous or confusing'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426697 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:28:53') {

'>>77426685
You're not making a point. You're just trying to beat me into submission, rather than admit I'm right about something. Why?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426721 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:30:56') {

'>>77425317
i wish the term "involuntarily celibate" would turn into "involuntarily loveless". it wouldn't make women recoil as much because it doesn't make them feel like they have to defend their sexuality, and the term is a better representation of what the deeper problem actually is.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426748 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:32:37') {

'>>77426697
I was agreeing with you. People go to prison for trying to listen to music'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426814 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:38:34') {

'>>77426748
There's a clear path to listening to music legally.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426833 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:40:24') {

'>>77426814
I wish that was true but it isnt'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426859 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:42:33') {

'>>77426833
Why is it so hard to admit I'm right, that no one can explain what "try dating" actually means?
Not one of you has really tried.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426906 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:46:52') {

'>>77426859
What does it mean to try? Im just agreeing with you'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426956 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:51:53') {

'>>77426906
Explain in steps how you transition from people being two perfect strangers, to having regular sex.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426966 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:52:48') {

'>>77426956
It doesn't make any sense to me. It's like how some people just randomly listen to music despite the artist being a stranger.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426991 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:56:28') {

'>>77426966
The equivalent to buying music would be buying porn, which isn't what I want.
I want the artist to literally live in my house and only sing to me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427001 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:57:25') {

'>>77426991
The problem is that nobody is able to explain how one can just go from not having any music to randomly buying music.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427025 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:00:08') {

'>>77427001
I did do that tho.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427041 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:01:44') {

'>>77427025
It just gets too confusing for many people.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427070 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:04:39') {

'>>77425317
It's true, anyone who really wants to get laid can get laid. "Incels" was change the definition when called out.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427611 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:55:50'  && image=='feelsbadman.png') {

'>>77425317
man get this incel shit off my board i just want a real fren'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427664 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:59:32') {

'>>77425317
>I agree.

simple as'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427863 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:19:31') {

'Inceldom is not about the sex, it's about being able to attract a female without paying.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427969 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:30:41'  && image=='1715181288225220.jpg') {

'>>77425317
Incels belong to twinks'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428827 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:13:59') {

'>>77425317
incels are people who can't convince other people to have sex with them for free'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428855 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:19:57') {

'The average normie doesn't understand that getting sex from buying whores means that your cock was desired for money, while getting sex the normal way means your cock was desired because you're a great guy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428976 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:40:39'  && image=='jqtx2wg.jpg') {

'>>77426053
>They can't get bfs easily or they wouldn't be femcels.
Don't forget that "queen of r9k" shit. Many femcels are just bpdemons who are ok looking, but don't date in their lane and get mad at chad when they get pumped & dumped/rejected in favor of stacy. They get some strange ego trip from rejecting their looksmatch because they have low self-esteem from their chad chasing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428983 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:42:11') {

'>>77428827
>for free
by this definition the vast majority of men are incels.
think about it. if all the expensive gifts and constant attention weren't conditional for sex, why would so many men do all that shit? it is conditional. most women rarely have sex "for free".'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428992 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:43:25') {

'>>77428855
Even if you're a great guy, you would still have to spend money to get to that point, you know, with all that dating stuff, but desu, I'm just guessing. Since I don't have any experience (you don't say), I guess that there are guys out there who can get their dicks wet by sheer charisma alone. Nice double dubs btw'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429035 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:50:11') {

'>>77428992
There are Chads who are broke bums that have women willing to fuck them and pay for their shit. Basically manbabies coddled by wealthy Stacies.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429073 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:56:48') {

'>>77429035
I guess, good for them?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429374 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:33:47') {

'>>77429073
>loses
>immediately deflects with passive aggression
Post tits I'm betting they are FAT. Let me suckle them.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429446 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:44:50') {

'>>77426378
>You could just go to a country where it is legal
It's like saying "jobs are plentiful, just go to Africa and mine coal!" while ignoring the fact they make $3.00 a day.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429472 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:48:42') {

'>>77429446
No, that's not at all equivalent, you probably thought that was really clever tho'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429515 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:55:30'  && image=='1710630847477204.jpg') {

'>>77429472
The fact you won't post tits when asked very nicely is proof men have it harder than women and incelism isn't a choice.

I think you can safely delete your thread now.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429530 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:57:57') {

'>>77429515
I'm not the other poster, I just chimed in because your post was so abhorrently stupid I figured I had to make it clear to your face.

That will be all'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429574 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:03:37'  && image=='1709337757776672.jpg') {

'>>77429530
If you really wanted to prove it you could shove your tits in my face that would show me

That is all'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429673 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:16:07') {

'I tried girls my age, too picky. I tried older women, and their tricks just pissed me off. Just constant see-sawing, like I have to constantly chase them as if they are a valuable price. Just not worth it, sex isn't guaranteed to solve all your issues anyway. Just temporary escape. Ever since I've escaped the "grid" and tapped into the "source", I don't even feel anything bad. Loneliness, depression, anxiety, trauma from past. Everything fades away. You just need to connect.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429750 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:27:08') {

'>>77429673
The most ideal pairing is a man with a much younger girl.'
;

}

}
}