'i'm blonde but i'm also gay
sorry ma'am';

'i'm glad my hair turned red when i became an adult.';

'>>77425547
Gamma Hydroxybutyrate or Ketamine. I will not explain any further';

'>dye your hair blond
>go into dark alleys and shady clubs until you find your predator who rapes you
>put a baby in her belly
>by the time she realizes you're not blond, its too late, she has to stay with you forever';

'>>77425547
ive been told i am blonde and attractive. ive never been roofied though, shame.';

'what about bald moids';

'>>77425595
Are you full redhead or like a strawberry blonde?';

'>>77425547
Well I'm like a dirty blonde with wavy hair so no roofies for me sadly';

'>>77425547
Yikes, this is why us men choose the bear over you sweaty';

'>>77425547
I am now contemplating a roofie gf. It's terrible, but the thought of losing control of myself and being in someone else's hands is kinda appealing if I know what I'm taking and I trust her. My standards are both too high and way too low.';

'I'm blond and the only women who have ever shown any interest in me were either Asian or Black.';

'>>77426891
Full red beard, top head is strawberry blonde. They call me a ginger though.';

'>start life blond
>go dirty blond
>light brown now';

'>>77428432
My hair also used to be blond when I was a kid. Now only my beard is blond; hair is light brown
it's so over';

'>>77425547
is it weird i kinda wanna try being roofied

>>77428432
same
dont mind the brown too much since i can always bleach it but browns just boring';

'>>77425547
>actually like blonde men
let me guess, you're east asian?';

'>>77425575
I wish I was blonde so I could dye my pubes like this.';

'Why do men pretend to be women on /r9k/
Women do not think like this. This is a man pretending to be a women in order to engage in some fatasy. Its literally the definition of Auto gynophillia

faggots

all of you';

'>>77425653
when will i have this';

'I'm blonde but OP is a freak so that's gross';

'>>77429167
>faggots
>all of you
it's not gay if you pretend she's a girl, faggot. stop talking about men are you gay or something?';

'>>77429167
>femanons are fake, they're actually troons and soon-troons
>femanons are real, and /r9k/ is so swarmed with normalfags that women post on the regular
Two sides of the same blackpill';

'Just because you're a man doesn't make you gay when you fantasize about women. My dad says if you're big where it counts that makes you a man!';

'What matters is what makes it pound hard and pump pump pump engorged with blood and passionate love! THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF MASCULINE.';

'Some of you just aren't big enough where it counts. So you can't tell what really matters or not. You can't understand a man's perspective.';

'>>77425547
>mom is blonde but not me even though i was as a kid
fml';