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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77425721;
String image = '1715202079321701.png';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)17:01:19';
String comment = 'How do we end the loneliness epidemic?';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425800 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:07:33') {

'>>77425721 You're missing the point.
People believe they are lacking something, but this is not true. People lack nothing. This false belief make them suffer.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425846 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:11:48') {

'>>77425800
Inclined to agree, but I believe its more of a crisis in spiritual nature. People don't believe in anything better to live and work for, so they refuse to work and live.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425866 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:14:14') {

'What if I'm lonely AND fat AND don't exercise AND smoke?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425915 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:19:06'  && image=='1470ccc5095f8ae324a8b30b87508306.gif') {

'>>77425721
>do all 4
it's over...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425941 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:20:54') {

'>>77425721
government sponsored girlfriends imported from a country with real women not the low quality trash we have here'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426010 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:27:35'  && image=='LM+Article+Are+Some+Leaders+Evil+03[1].jpg') {

'>>77425721
>video games
>porn
>drugs
>fake media gossip
>shit music
>a.i friends
>junk food
>fur babies'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426043 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:31:08') {

'>>77425721
>tfw reclusive but I don't feel lonely at all
:)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426073 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:34:32') {

'>>77425721
people in coma, sever physical disorder who'd die early because of health condition are also going to be loney and can skew the data, did they remove people like that or check if it's not the majority?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426207 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:46:50') {

'>>77425721
Government enforced monopoly dating website
Only high IQ white men allowed but any women'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426376 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:00:57') {

'>>77425721
https://youtu.be/7otW7qNYfzU?si=nbH5jTr-OWsOk8Et

>How do we end the loneliness epidemic?
With WHO, masks, mandatory lockdowns enforced with the United States military, etc etc.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426403 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:03:51') {

'>>77425721
Damn I also smoke 15 cigs a day'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426416 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:04:54') {

'>>77425721
The root cause is hyperindividualism and communities being fractured into families less so than actual functioning wholes.'
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}

if(Inv && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426421 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:05:22') {

'>>77425721
>How do we end the loneliness epidemic?
end womens rights, legalize short term abductions and rapes'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426457 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:08:24'  && image=='1693779583578.jpg') {

'>>77425721
If I start smoking will I die even faster?'
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}

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