String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77425766;
String image = '1715202306915686.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)17:05:06';
String comment = 'Why does looking at this (((person))) give me violent tendencies?';
'>>77425766
the embodiment of all 7 deadly sins in one image; your natural instinct is to purge him';
'>>77425766
I have that same exact shirt except size small lmao';
'>>77425766
because it reminds you of your own deadlock: inability to attract.';
'>>77425766
Because you're sexually confused and want to have sex with him';
'>>77425766
Looks like he'd eat all of your cheetos.
Them's mah cheetos.';
'>>77425766
I don't know...maybe because he looks smug? I am about his size but less reddit and less smug.';
'>>77425766
His body's so fucking hot. Put a paper bag on his head and let me worship him please.';
'>>77425766
yeah he looks like a fat mess with the biggest birthing hips ever and typical soiboy mug but that isn't grounds for killing him.
>>77425781
more like the embodiment of estrogen deforming the male form.';
'>>77426012
you are worshiping the bloat from killing floor 1';
'>>77425766
The image of your biological adversary through time immemorial is scrawled across every protein passed on to you from your ancestors.
It is the correct response for anyone of the Aryan spirit that has not been demoralized to brain death.
TKD';
}