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int postNumber = 21942993;
String image = '1711019381991746.png';
String date = '03/21/24(Thu)07:09:41';
String comment = 'There's a girl I work with whose beauty needs to be sculpted into marble so her visage can be admired 1,000 years from now. She's a brunette standing at 5'8", slim with proportionate curves, a small chest, and a modest bubble butt. I've never seen her without her uniform. When I look at her, I get sad knowing I could never have her. This isn't a doomerpost, but I've been with enough women to know that if we weren't coworkers, an Italian beauty like her wouldn't waste time talking to someone like me. This thread is for you, Isabell.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21942997 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)07:11:39') { }

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21944126 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)20:37:53') {

'>>21942993
> I get sad knowing I could never have her.
> an Italian beauty like her wouldn't waste time talking to someone like me.
Anon, if you believe you "can't," how can it "can"? Have the courage and be resilient, even in failure, there lies a valuable lesson. A bird will never soar while its foot still clings to the nest.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21944136 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)20:44:41') {

'>>21942993
Pics or I don't believe. People say a woman is gorgeous and then post horsefaces with male balding pattern.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21944149 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)21:41:41'  && image=='jennifer c.jpg') {

'>>21944126
I'm wise enough to know where I stand in life, and that's okay! I appreciate the optimism bro, but blind belief is naïve.
>>21944136
I tried getting some from social media as she has a unique last name, but she's either not on the platforms or is using a different name. She looks like Jennifer Connelly, and no I'm not embellishing'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21944942 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)19:47:20') {

'>>21944149
>I'm wise enough to know where I stand in life, and that's okay! I appreciate the optimism bro, but blind belief is naïve.
I'm not suggesting naivety; I'm advocating for introspection. If you genuinely believe your chances are slim, understand why, then seek a resolution. There exists no problem without a solution nor a destination without a path. Listen, Anon, if it's beyond your control, embrace it; if change is possible, pursue it.

>I'm wise enough to know where I stand in life.
That's commendable, Anon. Recognizing your boundaries is the initial stride toward growth.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21945873 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)21:20:49'  && image=='1491700326717.jpg') {

'>>21944942
I can't become taller nor more handsome. I'm average, at best and short, so maybe below average. Plus, I've got a decade on her.

thanks for the kind words, Anon'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21945889 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)21:33:39'  && image=='file.png') {

'>>21945873
You are the most knowledgeable person about yourself. good luck.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21947641 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)06:09:18') {

'Great collection, OP. You’ve great taste. Nothing is more rare in any man, says Emerson, than an act of his own.';

}

if(Bumpo && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21949805 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)14:38:07') {

'>>21942993
Holy fuck I love women.

Have more confidence anon. Make talking to pretty girls into fun, not scary.

Bump.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21951082 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)02:26:32'  && image=='primevideo_324229599_677492044024106_7364245911383973770_n.jpg') {

'>>21944942
OP is a cuck, leave him be. I know how his mind works.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21951099 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)03:29:05') {

'>>21944136
>>21944149
>the year is 2024
>smartphone cameras are everywhere
>OP can't take a quick stealthy pic of so-called astonishing beauty to prove point'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21951131 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)04:26:30') {

'>>21942993
Something I've recently learned is that it doesn't hurt to ask.
Ask her out sometime, if she says no, just say "okay" and move on.
I'm realizing more and more that the pain of failure is nothing in comparison to the regret of never having tried.'
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if(Adam && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21951136 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)04:38:18'  && image=='Airport69_011.jpg') {

'>>21942993
Hey brother, she's bewitching. May I please have a name? Does she perhaps have more?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21951358 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)12:10:22'  && image=='1651002911_000.jpg') {

'>>21945873
This guy doesn't fuck'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21954490 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)20:48:37') {

'All white women. Not a surprise.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21954492 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)20:58:29') {

'>>21951099
Probably best not to try and be a creeper. Use your imagination.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21954493 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)20:59:30') {

'>>21954490
If you want pics of other than white women, then stop complaining and post pics of other than white women.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21954497 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)21:03:30') {

'>>21942993
It only takes one moment of courage, my man. If she says no, then she says no, but at least you tried and you use that to bolster your courage for the next time. And if you feel out of shape in comparison, well that can be changed, and even the act of exercising is exciting and promising. As for age, ten is not as big a number as you think.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21954539 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)23:28:02') {

'>>21944942
/s beeing >>\adv today, thx anon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21955370 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)06:20:40'  && image=='2248247940_2919101450353230485-2919101439884348121.jpg') {

'@ _ahar_';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21955544 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)10:45:26') {

'>>21954870
Do you have the whole set upscaled? Please share!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21955646 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)12:46:32') {

'>>21942993
If you want her, why don't you just rape her?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21956632 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)15:41:28') {

'>>21945873
I'm tall and conventionally attractive. Girls hit on me quite frequently. But I'm autisitc and don't know how to talk to people, especially women. I can bond with any man over the most random shit. I cannot talk to a woman other than some small talk. I'm a virgin and probabbly always will be. If all my years of lonliness have taught me something, its that women prefer personality over anything else.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21956800 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)20:30:03') {

'>>21955646
sick fuck'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21956802 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)20:36:31') {

'>>21955646
That's fucking sick.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21956803 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)20:45:33') {

'>>21943020
That's me walking by...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21956815 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)21:36:20') {

'>>21956800
>>21956802
back2reddit'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21956844 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)22:17:37'  && image=='7d3274c39b244bd3b7a0.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21958061 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)17:47:24'  && image=='Marisa Tomei My Cousin Vinny.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21958381 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)01:13:59') {

'>>21956632
You are not alone in this, I am pretty much in the same situation.'
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}

if(Adam && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21958427 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)03:39:39'  && image=='002.jpg') {

'>>21956632
Quite frankly, no.
Rats and asses with little to no personality prance around with babes the like of which you wouldn't believe.
Several things go through the mind of a female before their vaginas go on fire or their minds attach themselves to you as a person. I don't pretend to be that much of an expert and this is quite frankly not the place for it.

There are types of females and types of males they are drawn to, in a certain order of priority. Every male has some reducing capability to steam up the priority ladder and increasing power to scale down. Also, comes into play the dynamics of a male and his preferences for warmth, companionship, possessiveness, jealousy, lust and devotion. Ergo the female. Now comes into factor, the life stage at which you pursue a female and the purpose for which you intend to mate.
Since you are an autistic on one side, you will be a genius on the other. That's one of nature's bountiful gifts. The female you prefer may not be the one you are good at retaining. So go down the ladder and reduce the intensity with which you find her attractive while increasing the demands you wish to fulfill with her. You are bound to achieve a breaking point for your relationship with her and deliberately go beyond. Try this a couple of times and in no point of time, you'll be a genius at it. Do this carefully the next time on a fairly attractive female and try not to break things awfully. Then the relationship after, actually woo, court, mate, fight to keep and retain the female for life. Be generous, kind, lustful and derive pleasure, affection and happiness from her exclusive company. Just don't sit on your ass thinking about it. Fight others where the female is, fight to keep her away from those worthless males who flock to her, your female is as eager to locate someone like you to keep, cherish and have babies with.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21958525 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)07:31:17') {

'>>21958427
WHOMST'
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}

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21958586 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)09:41:24') {

'>>21942993
Let's see your face bitch,we'll tell you if you have a chance.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21958596 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)09:56:43') {

'>>21942993
this fucking cringe, faggot. why waste your time being interested in women you can't have.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21959057 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)01:01:46') {

'>>21942993
I can't put into words how badly I want to do that. I fantasize about cuddling and kissing and holding hands more than I do fucking'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21960501 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)05:12:48') {

'>>21942993
They age like milk, it's not the woman you want. It's something else. Status, the nostalgia of youth, simply being wanted by your idea of the worthy, etc. Proximity infatuation is awful. I'm 44, I've lost count. The AI beauties already crush anything real life can produce. We have interesting times upon us.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21960922 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:15:26') {

'>>21951099

Why should he have to prove anything?
She is his dream girl.
Why do you want to spoil that with your juvenile rant. Go jerk off somewhere and calm down.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21962640 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)10:11:13') {

'>>21960501
>19yo that rarely leaves his bedroom larping as a 44yo
Interesting times indeed'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21962706 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:32:42') {

'>>21962640
Why would anyone pretend to be me? I'm seriously asking. Reminds me of the line from untouchables. "Who would claim to be that, who was not."'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21962715 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:41:48') {

'>>21943014
Who??'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21962728 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:56:03') {

'>>21944149
At the very least, set up a time to casually have drinks with her. No pressure, no day dreaming about it, no hope for a result of it. Just a genuine time to connect and be fully present. This is not about her, you owe it to yourself to just enjoy life experiences and share it with whomever you wish. Live.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21963230 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:22:47') {

'>>21962715
Bree Morgan, aka BreeBunn.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21963232 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:25:18') {

'>>21944159
is that Maggie Gyllenhaal or a lookalike?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21965755 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)14:35:32') {

'>>21944149

If you're over 5'9" and still have decent hair, I'd say go for it dude'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==21965772 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)14:41:45') {

'>>21944942
>Listen, Anon, if it's beyond your control, embrace it; if change is possible, pursue it.

this is good life advice for everyone. I don't generally agree with AA's methods, but I do think the the Serenity Prayer is a good mantra:
"Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference."'
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}

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