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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 11467070;
String image = '1714081838500958.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)17:50:38';
String comment = 'hi s4s.... i've been feeling very lonely lately. the outside world resents my existance and i don't trust any of them. will anyone be my friend?';

}

public void comments() {

if(Catfish && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467077 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:52:21') {

'I suffer the same as you do. You are not alone';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467078 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:53:23') {

'yes im already your fren';

}

if(King's && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467082 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:55:09') {

'Sure, you can reach me at [email protected] any time you like.

Your fortune: Godly Luck';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467086 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:58:30') {

'i'm in my celibate lesbian phase and i don't need you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467087 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:59:28') {

'>>11467086
voluntarily celibate? or involuntarily?';

}

if(( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467093 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:03:15') {

'>>11467070
I'm going pass don't trust you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467101 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:07:59') {

'>>11467087
voluntarily because i'd rather be alone than in bad company
involuntarily because i have no control over the type of company that finds me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467104 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:10:40' && image=='nearsmiling.jpg') {

'>>11467077
>>11467078
thank you frens >///<. it's nice to know i'm not alone. nice to meet you all
>>11467093
i don't trust anyone else either, but it's an anonymous image board. let your guard down, it won't sting to chat for a while';

}

if(Yuji Sakai && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467107 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:13:40' && image=='kira laugh.jpg') {

'sure, i'll be your "friend"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467110 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:15:48') {

'>>11467101
Do you have a real vagina or a penis?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467114 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:19:09') {

'>>11467110
guess what this sound is
https://voca.ro/19pOd4ZGA6PP';

}

if(OP && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467121 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:24:10' && image=='image_2024-04-25_232359564.png') {

'>>11467110
actually, i have a neo-vagina sir';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467123 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:25:11') {

'>>11467114
>https://voca.ro/19pOd4ZGA6PP
I have no idea, on topic I'd assume an overly amplified queef?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467934 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:37:43') {

'I wish the internet suicide cult I was in didn't dissipate. It was comfy. We'd be your friends.';

}

if(King's && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467940 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:45:29') {

'update, op never reached out, feel a bit more lonely I'd find it ironic if it wasn't so painful.

Your fortune: Bad Luck';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467944 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:57:02') {

'>>11467940
yeah people like that just get to be lonely fuck them.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468628 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:54:51') {

'>>11467070
hey fucker people reached out and you never responded. You deserve your loneliness if you don't make an effort asshat.';

}

if(Nene && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468634 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:58:24') {

'>>11468628
He forgor.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468639 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:01:35') {

'>>11467070
existence*';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469242 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:13:18') {

'>>11467077
dubs';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469756 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)10:27:28') {

'>>11467082
Not OP but can I be your friend...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469820 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)11:19:24') {

'>>11467070
no sorry';

}

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