'suck my fucking dick dude';

'>>11467124
banicels termins';

'>>11467124
okay im getting off uuugggghh';

'I found something better than Kraft Mac and Cheese';

'Introducing';

'the most random shit';

'st louis burger king sluts';

'Jesus chose me to be the greatest artist of my time. And Jesus don't know shit.';

'>>11467124
Ummmm';

'Don Lemon and Jack Palance buddy cop movie.';

'Blue tentacles erased my Bing account so I downloaded a lobster off a dot com but I miss my radio more.';

'Teach me how to Dougie';

'these tonsil stones taste like tonsil stones';

'That’s for /b/';

'>>11467153
the penguin of doom';

'I literally can't remember if I pooped today.';

'death of a loser in the middle of the day and the end of the night is the first day in my mouth';

'I'm literally Morgan from The Walking Dead';

'felicia';

'Excuse me who is everyone quoting?';

'shiichan bbs is miissed 0037 walks';

'>>11467194
il ove this';

'I love the scent of my sweaty balls and armpits';

'I'm the black Justin Timberlake.';

'Safe space for namefigs';

'>>11467241

Your fortune: Excellent Luck';

'whenever i see you my butthole smells like tuna

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck';

'Cops & Robbers
Baskin Robbins';

'>>11467229
Sameee
My n word
What man doesn’t?';

'>>11467124
imagine garlic salt and seuss interracial gay sex';

'I'm the Groucho Marx of [s4s]';

'That would be sooo los hote + blissfull';

'McDonalds: I love this place!';

'Well I uh got the weedwacking done and had myself a dip

Your fortune: Godly Luck';

'

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!';

'I am obsessed with u and I can’t do anything 2 get u out of my head';

'A monkey drinks tea
Riding a unicorn's back
Worlds collide with glee

Penguins wear top hats
Singing songs of outer space
Lobster plays guitar

Rainbows made of cheese
Flying pigs in tutus dance
Chaos reigns supreme

Bury Pink Girls is Pink
Beary Pink Is Pink
Pink Is really shades of Green.';

'A giant turd lay
in a field of stinky grass
telling stories old

Once upon a time
a giant turd held secrets
long lost in the wind

A giant turd spoke
of adventures long ago
beneath the moon's glow

Bury Pink Girl look at the Giant Turd
She said This is Nice
Every thing is Nice to her.';

'I'm the Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out of [s4s]';

'Finna eat peach cobbler a la mode';

'It's another "Foreman almost dies" episode on House tonight.';

'>>11467124
Ft hub gun by VG by by VG get get what they all of fat on it on it was no two can so they keep his own kind go to a bar is that as your feet of the other way if you don't wanna be even if you have a day';

'TOMO PROBABLY HAS LOTS OF PUBES';

'>>11467125
its ya niggeh whistle boy';

'>>11467124
arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf.
arf arf arf arf.
arf arf arf arf arf arf arf.
arf arf.


arf.';

'>>11467124
Blingesh doingesh cum ^___^
A-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM!!!
Awooo awooo awoooo
Baby u kno.... i luv u ^w^';

'>>11467124
Handy Snook';

'Bumblebee is black';

'want some cheese? fill this application

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck';

'>>11467719
talvez un poquito de salsita de quesita ...hmuumh and a selfie';

'>>11467725
justice for the snail king

Your fortune: Better not tell you now';

'I'm the Rip Van Winkle of [s4s]';

'growing babies in pods for russian oligarchs';

'So little people that are adults don't deserve sex. That's your fucking point really?';

'If I said flower power flim flam shim sham you'd find a way to hate.';

'>>11467124
The magna carta';

'a motherfucker afterthought';

'the pussy of a toddler is about 5mm thick';

'>>11467124
My balls are massive and full of shit';

'Sninky';

'who is the mayor of my intestines and how to mitigate it';

'NIGGER';

'hey handsome you are tickling my balls

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!';

'>>11467124

Your fortune: Better not tell you now';

'pneumonia';

'vibrant ethereal waves crashing onto me, pillowy push dreamy land forgotten once again never found never concealed just there out in the dream, rise and fall to the eternal bliss';

'clay ovens were very popular in my past life';

'>>11468153
farting in public is the privilege of the strong';

'What's effort where whetstone or whether met by effigy or a particular piece';

'>>11468211
Which weather? For effort that's withered, culled by portion or potency for whichever that portends.';

'touche';

'And there was the giant valley underneath vast tree throwing it's vast canopy over all.';

'I can't believe Harry Potter was founded on transphobia.';

'external: internal';

'aśnaebauem';

'I love my little sister!! >w<';

'>>11468312
Cute x3
Do u have an e621';

'>>11468368
I do but I forgot my login info..';

'>>11468373
Here's mine, fire off a dm if u ever get on
https://pastefy.app/TWbDWa65';

'sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
sound of their breath fades with the light';

'humpty dumpty was pushed';

'>>11467124
https://voca.ro/11ZP8zAkU8ld';

'https://voca.ro/1lJUBFBBgyoQ';

'amamamama shimshim sha nice is eating a bowl of rice';

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the UGLIEST of them all?
Surely it must be me and not you :)';

'nyigga :3c';

'>>11469103
nyaggers.';

'Busted my bags';

'>>11469128
this is wired board

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ ';

'>>11467124
No, I’m not gonna. You! You say the most random shit dude!';

'>>11467124
Skubebis';

'aglio e erbe';

'>>11467124
goasu de amore uta';

'I'm the last surviving alien abductee from the Roswald, New Mexico incidents.';

'>>11467124
>1 2 3 GO
you forgot 四!

Your fortune: Godly Luck';

'>>11467166
>>11467266
>>11467277
>>11467288
>>11467611
>>11468155
>>11468211
>>11468300
>>11468755
>>11469911
dubs';

'>>11470295
please tell us more about yourself

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!';

'>>11467124
There once was this flamingo that danced this spicy salsa verde on rice cake is a lie you tell when you need a reason to leave without saying anything about it and you can see it in the window.';

'>>11467124
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!!';

'https://files.catbox.moe/69k2m4.mp4';